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i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

#please im dying here

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me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

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Drabble prompt.

Ladybug with a helium voice

"Trust me, my Lady, there are worse akumas to be struck by than Ballooneer," Chat Noir pointed out.

Ladybug huffed, back to him and arms crossed.

"Okay, what's the plan, bugaboo?" He waited a bit. "I know it's annoying, but it's going to be tricky to defeat the akuma and his sentimonster without talking."

Ladybug sighed and turned to him. "You're right," she said with the voice of a squeaky toy, "we-"

Her mouth snapped shut once more.

Chat Noir just stared back at her, unrepentant.

It took two minutes of intense glaring for him to stop the baton's recording.

[this was so fun aksdjfsdjhf]

I'm taking drabble prompts! (I'll take one more before closing this round)

You can check out my other Miraculous drabbles here

#ml

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see, my teacher liked my interpretations of book covers I made for my last assignment (I did not read those books) he said it was very interesting how I related the compositions to the stories' themes (they were based on my hazy memory of the movies) I got a perfect grade (I am a little Liar™)

#it was les Miserables and #the travel journey to the center of the earth whatever it's called #zux rambling

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my lips look like a fucking warzone like please send help

#theres a cut right smack dab in the middle #the corners of my mouth are literally busted 24/7 #and my allergies affect my lips too so the borders feel like sandpaper most of the time #why does my partner even kiss me really #zux rambling #im not sad about it btw #im pissed off

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ANOTHER UPDATE:

everytime i sneeze i see stars

PIERCINGS UPDATE:

it hurt

#can it stop hurting already #i know its been just 3 days #but im a little baby T-T #zux rambling #these are not my first piercings btw #im just dramatic

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PIERCINGS UPDATE:

it hurt

#help #zux rambling

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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get you a girl who can do both

#well i can

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I have fallen love with this baddie queen,

Akumabug from @kinschi ‘s AU!

#oooooh armour #ml

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

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I JUST FOUND OUT MY HEADSET HAS LEDS? IVE HAD THIS FOR MORE THAN A YEAR?

#it only works when i use the usb intead of the normal plug #what???? #zux rambling