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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

#she is quite literally me

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coupla ethos cuz i discovered textured backgrounds lmfao

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Apocalypse buddies

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I was NOT expecting him to say that

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my piece for @hotguycalendar 🍁🍂🪨

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dungeon meshi screen caps but hermitcraft🥲

i shit you not the reason this happened was because i saw gem fanart of her as an elf and i just got caught up with dungeon meshi (anime) and i was like holy shit it's marcille!!! and also etho is certified autism monster freak!!!!!! AND i saw chilchuck with "the most big beautiful brown eyes you've ever seen" and thought bdubs

but😊😊😅😇

dwarf impulse is too good and bdubs would be half foot buttttttt character wise chilchuck is not bdubs but shut up🙅🙅🙅

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wensday!!!

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Not only that but he subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend and bought her a new iphone so he joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

#thank you for the summary i only know the tip of the ice berg apparently

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#mlp

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something about etho's armor trims in his single-player world just makes me so happy. he's wearing them big boots ^_^

#etho

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r-recks etho prosthetics map......... he's just a normal guy, as i said haha [sweats]

#FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH #etho #fav

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tommyinnit is a bicurious rpf writer with a husband and girlfriend. why hasnt he come back to tumblr yet

#i think i missed something

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Non-redstone trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

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WAAAAA HEIGHT STAIRCASE 🥺💖💖💖

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#mutuals do this