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hello beautiful bisexuals in my phone. also goodnight. also i love you.

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ive got a pitch for a third ending of the movie

#lol #little shop #i love a story where the bad guy is like oops i love my target mission aborted #i bet audrey could do it

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Some of you would not survive waiting months to years for a WIP to update.

Look at me, listen to me: A couple of months is way too early to think a fic is abandoned or dead. A year is often too early. Internalize this.

#i used to hear this and be like sure jan #but uhhhhh as aomeone who hasn't updated more than one wip in almost a year ... #yeah it's not too early. I'm still cookin my life is just overwhelming lol

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10 days of 2000s horror

May (2002) dir. by Lucky McKee

#may #gotta rewatch this asap

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the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho

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NANCY WHEELER stranger things 4.03 —the monster and the superhero

#stranger things #one of my favorite season 4 moments. idk why but her performance just at this moment really stands out to me #her lil micro expressions. being relieved but only a little

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They deserved a happy ending

#art #em #STOP IT #i'll cry it's fine

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#ccore

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#and i transpose like a mf so i will pronounce it not just a little wrong but with the vowels completely in the wrong order 🫰

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writing reader inserts is so funny because it's like. yeah you would NOT say that but now you do and you're gonna enjoy it. it's inevitably pouring a part of you into this fic. it's describing your dissociative daydreams in overly detail to everyone searching specifically for food to feed their dissociative daydreams. it's coming up with a hundred different scenarios on how to get railed by your favorite 2D man and yeah his dick is always big and he wants you so badly. it's playing barbie with Y/N who is like an universal OC at this point. it's going on silly little adventures in my mind and taking you all with me. reader inserts i love you so much.

#yes! #i also like challenging the reader with a reader insert #ope you committed a horrible act of violence! ope you cheated on your partner! ope you're not a very good person! #you did that! yes YOU!! it says so right there. #the emotional element of a reader insert is my favorite toy lol

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So there I was, sexualizing evil men with the cannibalism bloggers on tumblr.com

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that

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Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter

#the thing

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at what point is cannibalism properly cannibalism? is it just consumption of the flesh? what about drinking blood? are vampires cannibals? what about the ingestion of other bodily fluids? how much ingestion? full swallow or just on the tongue? is it cannibalistic to eat pussy? what about the exchange of saliva in a deep kiss? what about biting fingernails or lips? what about a bodypart into a different opening? is penetrative sex cannibalistic? again, a deep kiss? how much ingestion are we talking here? how much touch? is a hug a cannibalistic act? what about holding hands? what about making eye contact? what about-

#like pixie dust