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Slytherin Aesthetics:: Lavish

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because nobody, nobody, nobody knows what you want If you don’t

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Slytherin

Hufflepuff | Gryffindor | Ravenclaw 

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Hufflepuff: How can you hate Slytherin? They're the most smol, soft thing in this whole world.

Slytherin: *wiping blood off their face* YEAH, I'M ADORABLE

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Slytherin Things

-Taking a shower at 11pm -Forgetting that swearing is ‘bad’ because you do it so much in the common room -Picking your outfit based off you mood, regardless of the weather -Winged Eyeliner -Sarcasm -Accidentally being mean -Revenge -Discovering secrets while not giving away your own -Having secrets -Halsey -SARCASM -Fucks given are either 100 or 0 -Drinking tea from fancy cups -Small talk with deeper meaning -Inside jokes -Sly remarks that only people right next to you can hear -Offending people using creative insults rather than the Gryffindor ‘your mom’ -Pretending to be innocent -Did I mention sarcasm

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Only Slytherin; Part 1

“I want to make out with you.” “We’re in the middle of potions class” “So?”

”Its not dark enough.” “Darling it’s black” “Not black enough”

“Why are you crying did someone say something really stupid again”

“I didn’t mean to sound like a psychopath when I said that I just hate people”

“Fucking hell am I the only one here who is not an uncultured swine”

“How am I supposed to express my emotions if I can’t even fucking swear in the essay professor”

“I’m sorry do words with more than 3 syllables confuse you?”

“If you don’t shut the fuck up about how uncomfortable your shoes are I will get you muggle crocs for Christmas.”

“Professor am I not meant to be truthful? Then why am in trouble for for calling her out on being a raging bitch?”

“I love you but I don’t need this right now please leave”

“Stop crying, he’s not worth your tears”

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hogwarts aesthetics - slytherin

gryffindor,  ravenclaw, hufflepuff

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↳  hp aesthetics // slytherin house “Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll meet your real friends, those cunning folk use any means, to achieve their ends.” [more] [other houses]

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imagine just walking down a quiet corridor at hogwarts. a vaulted stone ceiling above you; breezes from outside blowing through the arches; the light from the torches dancing across the flagstones; someone’s missing cat running across your feet; the sound of distant echoing footsteps from across the castle; peering into busy charms classrooms and hearing muffled incantations; madame pince busily walking by you levitating a pile of books in front of her; your robe flowing behind you on the way to class. 

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I'm one of the two cunning folk. 💚🖤

#slytherin #slytherinaesthetic #slytherinandchill #serpent #salazar slytherin #green #black #aesthetic #cunning

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177. Slytherins refusing to use dueling spells, but instead being the type to shout “FIGHT ME” at that one asshole™, and the other expects a spell but instead gets beat by pure physical strength and training.

Slytherins teaching others to only fight in self defense, or the defense of others.

Spells being a last ditch resort, when a Slytherin uses one the whole house comes rushing to them because why are they using spells let’s overpower that asshole 

Slytherins just not using spells as much for anything because why use magic when you have hands

Slytherins in turn being very skilled at everything they want to do because they learn it the muggle way and incorporate magic when they want to, not because they have to

Slytherins just not needing magic as much because their ambitions don’t need magic to be met, and it’s just something they use if they WANT TO.

Slytherins not being as magic dependent as other houses

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43. Much like many highly born muggle children are trained in combat, most pure blood Slytherins have been trained in dueling since their youth.

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“quidditch is what we play to win. we don’t lose.”

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Draco Lucius Malfoy

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fuck it let’s be rich