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"finding an egg in the engine of my car" Saturday was Not on my bingo this or honestly in any year

#a happy end to a magical story 😩

[smartie-ya]

"finding an egg in the engine of my car" Saturday was Not on my bingo this or honestly in any year

#this feels like a classic tumblr post already #the storytelling... the suspense...

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reblog for sample size !!

#calico methinks ♡

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One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.

#tos

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I have reached the absolute.

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had an au thought and ran with it o/

#dungeon meshi

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#one of the few joys of life

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#dungeon meshi

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I have a vagina but I enjoy receiving anal sex. I go to a Christian therapist (not my choice; long story) and she says I'm surrendering to a life of "anal anguish" over "vaginal victory"

Ohhh that's not..

#lmao

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#He!!!!! #dungeon meshi #kabru dungeon meshi

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#this meme lives in my head rent free

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gay?

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#i hauve covid... #dungeon meshi

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"was that necessary ? youre part of the richest crew on the seas.

-you too, and you still have a ton of debts :p

-your gf is at the head of the most wealthy island of grandline you could-

- no :p

#YESSSSS #finally a good aged-up nami 😩 #she's sooo slay #one piece

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They've been doing better at making marcille look disheveled, I approve

#dungeon meshi

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Applejack (human) and Applejack (horse) studies.

#ma'am... #applejack

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour