smartylina

[smartylina]

Opinion on cows? They are my favourite animal.

That's so sweet! Hmm, judging by the pictures I found in one of the Academy's scrolls, I think they look so adorable and are so useful just like our llamas! I wish I could see one in person, they are so rare over here. But I can see why it's your favorite animal! OH, it's funny how its name is similar to sea cows now that I remember. But don't let Kuzco know about them, he might as well try to ride one...

#malina #disney rp #answered ask #adelaidebeorna #cows

[smartylina]

Oh right, you also saved the chinchilla the other day and then a crocodile ate your homework. Snickers. OH fast reflexes! yeah sure. The same ones you bragged about at school?! Glances at his muscle-y (more like thin) arms and tries hard not to say 'heh, what muscle?' as she did back then at the academy.

Really, mhm, exactly that! but you will need to tell him your ONLY favorite hottie loves you more.~ She smiles back at him, repeating once again she loves him to see if that gets him happier and hugs his arm possessively.

THAT sounds just what Kuzco would do. But I believe this time it wasn't your fault. She arches a suspicious eyebrow and releases his arm. Oh? But YOU are usually reckless! I wouldn't be surprised even if a fish attacks you.

Guess what? I’m working hard to give you all yet another reason to LOVE me!

Mmhm.

Remember that turtle that fell in love with me? Well, I saw it on the trail again today— ON ITS BACK!

— and this time? I flipped it over the right way before I left. Ha!

Yep! Saved the little guys life. And just in time too, there was a hungry pack of JAGUARS CLOSING IN ON US.

If it weren’t for me and my lightning fast reflexes, he would’ve been turtle soup by now.

#kuzco #malina #disney rp #I'm surprised even a turtle can be a potential rival for me. #But he's Carl. so I forgive him #*blinks*. Oh Kuzco. What am I going to do with you? #Trouble makes you and you make it. #You belong to each other haha

[smartylina]

... YES? and how its owner, is just making his girlfriend do it for him. A true research topic let me tell you. Perfect for the Kuzconian Times who asked me to write something about you. Seems like my scientific research was not interesting enough for them.

Oh well, he fell in love with her. He must be equally cuckoo like her, pff.

See? of course you do love it. As long as it is about KUZCO! ahem, I- I... am not sure if I want to know what weirder things your fans have written about you. But more importantly... does Emperor Kuzco receive written pieces from people?!

Did you hear that, Malina? ‘Science-y’ science type stuff.

Sounds awfully familiar to the reason you gave me for insisting on looking at my sock drawer the other day. . .

#kuzco #malina #disney rp #Of course! I need to keep the empire posted about our dear but lazy Emperor Kuzco. #GLAD You think so! hmph #OH SHhh and it's always the hot Emperors who are SUS too 7.7 #THE CUCKOO KILLS ME XD

[smartylina]

Are you psychic? Because you always seem to know exactly what is going on in Kuzco’s head. Or have you just spent that much time around him?

This is interesting, thank you for the question my dear reader! I think the answer is just the simplest option, spending too much time with Kuzco makes you develop a sort of sixth sense that helps you figure out his next moves and words, which, by the way, are a little... problematic.

. . . Hmm... but being psychic as you mention sounds like advanced science... oh wow! Now I have a new research to focus on! I need to tell Kuzco about this!

#malina #disney rp #disney RP #anon ask #Kuzco

[smartylina]

That was so sweet (and attractive) of you, Kuzco! I'm proud.~ Carl will love you more just like I do. sighs Not the jaguars again! You are a magnet of trouble, you know that?!

Guess what? I’m working hard to give you all yet another reason to LOVE me!

Mmhm.

Remember that turtle that fell in love with me? Well, I saw it on the trail again today— ON ITS BACK!

— and this time? I flipped it over the right way before I left. Ha!

Yep! Saved the little guys life. And just in time too, there was a hungry pack of JAGUARS CLOSING IN ON US.

If it weren’t for me and my lightning fast reflexes, he would’ve been turtle soup by now.

#disney rp #Malina #WE LOVE CARL in this house #Kuzco #You're a hero yes~ #and a troublemaker.

[smartylina]

I HEARD Kuzco! All the things we, the smart people do is for the sake of science! Ah- and it's a good reason, let me remind you. Your whole drawer must be a mess at this point, I need to investigate you and write a full thesis about this awful behavior of yours.

Did you hear that, Malina? ‘Science-y’ science type stuff.

Sounds awfully familiar to the reason you gave me for insisting on looking at my sock drawer the other day. . .

#kuzco #disney rp #malina #HMMM what a mystery #right?

[smartylina]

This ^^^. I support it.

Unrelated to everything (and completely random) I’d love to see a Kronk or Yzma around here!

#kuzco #roleplayer #kronk #Yzma #we have our fingers crossed and our hopes so high #I need my Kuzco and Kronk ship- I MEAN #Woof woof

[smartylina]

YOU DON'T SNORE?! MY EARS DONT AGREE.

That's not true. I wish you can just keep your limbs to yourself even when you have nightmares and I have to cuddle. That's the price I pay for comforting you in your sleep!

Sorry about your arm by the way. You know how I get when I become too competitive! Heh. If I were a boy, I would be muscley too like Ramon

#malina #kuzco #disney rp #Believe me.. it's not good...

[smartylina]

WOW.

The first thing I saw as I woke up is Kuzco SHARING MY SECRETS OUR OF NOWHERE?! OH YOU'LL SLEEP WITH GUAKA TONIGHT FOR THAT.

1. AT LEAST RICE, EGGS AND KETCHUP DO TASTE BETTER THAN YOUR MEAT MUG. That thing tastes horrible. BUT I HAVEN'T EATEN THEM IN A WHILE JUST FOR YOU.

2. GUYS, LOOK: I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME when I said Kronk's butt was cuter, BUT I DIDNT DESERVE KUZCO'S INSULT towards me. HE TOLD ME I WAS SHALLOW! can you believe that?!

AND 3. I'm sorry I CAN'T CONTROL ME TAKING THE BLANKET FOR MYSELF. Of Kuzco wants it back, he should fight for it and if he dares, kicking me out of the bed. I don't let go of things that easily so it's all his fault.

Still, stealing blankets is way better than listening to someone's loud snores and mumbling praising himself and handle with the feeling of his feet kicking my back.

#malina #kuzco #disney rp #I'll see you in our meetings Kuzco. #*squints*

[smartylina]

Rolls her eyes. "DOES TOO! Wha.. no wait, Kuzco. I'm not trying to do that. I apologize".

..

"But SERIOUSLY STOP WHINING! OR I'LL WHINE BACK TO YOU! Would you like that?!"

Squints harder at him. Come on, he's not going to win this one that easily. SHE missed HIS SORRY BUTT more! From here to the Moon! SO, HAH. Let's see who will lose first.

Chuckles nervously. "I know, right? I'm glad you get my point! You are the only one who would do that. Just like the 'hottie hot hottie library' you did". How does she know that? She investigated his room... deeply.

He has to get through her to reach the calendar! Oh, research purposes? That's what kids call it these days? Wait...

"Yeah. I can't blame you for using your no touchy rule this time". She watches his elbow leaning against her shoulder and she grabs his whole arm to wrap it around her waist and she leans against him now.

"Yeah they were. Too bad no one laughed. Your frog bride stole your spotlight". She laughs.

"Well, this Emperor does! And I hate it. Stop. Hmm..." Squints, not believing his words. Huh. Well, she clearly missed him more than he missed her! Try her.

"That's a shame. Because I also missed you a tiny but really tiny bit too. And I certainly hadn't been counting the days in my calendar to see you again." She says. Please don't look at the calendar in her room...

"Sorry is that... he told me he would be... delighted you tickle him. Odd. Also yeah. Unbelievable huh? maybe you both should go someday. You'd want to show off your frog jokes, haha".

#kuzco #malina #disney rp #I live for the Kuzco pics #Wow... now that was smooth Kuzco. I HATE YOU. I LIKED THAT #pfff. Okk FINE. Im YOUR pretty bird only. BUT DONT! #or I'll peck that handsome face of yours with my beak! hmph #YOU DONT TEST ME! #Huh. what if Brad bowllama takes me? #YOUR CHARM WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME SOMEDAY. STOP IT!

[smartylina]

OKAY KUZCO, FIRST...

RUDE! I don't talk like that!

And second... you're right. I MEAN THE who would be dumb enough to take me away from you thing. You would throw them out the window. Even I would be trembling.

Third...

I say that because I'm getting pursued by a random villager.

Take care of him.

HEY AT LEAST I'M LETTING YOU KNOW!

Pfft

Cue the insulting, overly high pitched mimicky voice he uses to make fun of Malina.

'But in return, I might want you to keep an eye on me, or else someone may take me away from you.' HAH! Yeah, RIGHT. Who would ever be dumb enough to try to take her away from ME? I mean, come on! It's ME we're talking about. The TOP prize! Can't get better than that!

#Kuzco #disney rp #malina #My top prize looks funny in the picture #but handsome 7u7

[smartylina]

"Well, this Emperor does! And I hate it. Stop. Hmm..." Squints, not believing his words. Huh. Well, she clearly missed him more than he missed her! Try her.

"That's a shame. Because I also missed you a tiny but really tiny bit too. And I certainly hadn't been counting the days in my calendar to see you again." She says. Please don't look at the calendar in her room...

"Sorry is that... he told me he would be... delighted you tickle him. Odd. Also yeah. Unbelievable huh? maybe you both should go someday. You'd want to show off your frog jokes, haha".

Oh, hey @smartylina!

You, uh. You already saw that post I mentioned you in, huh.

. . . Heh.

#kuzco #malina #rp #perfect! ill give you the old ones I have 7w7r. you'll be entertained! #You are such a lost cause Kuzco #NOT THE SPRAY BOTTLE. IM NOT A CAT! #But in return. i might want you to keep an eye on me~ #or else someone might take me away from you 😌 #Unfortunately it's working. damn you and your charm!

[smartylina]

Watches him with an unamused look, trying too hard not to blush at his flirting. Hmph, sure I was, so lost without my whiny favorite emperor, who is also LOST without me. I can't blame him either ~. Not true. I think he's a pretty funny guy, weird... because he likes people to tickle him... but funny. HM?! Is that so? well, I would have appreciated if your royal and pompous self have told us to leave them to YOU! Pacha is the master of jokes, mind you! didn't you know he used to tell them in the village tavern several years ago?

Oh, hey @smartylina!

You, uh. You already saw that post I mentioned you in, huh.

. . . Heh.

#malina #kuzco #rp #Are you trying to kill me with that r a w r huh?! #I bet you are enjoying this a lot knowing I like it #I'll buy you a dictionary for your birthday #SOME DAY AS IN... WELL... SOME DAY. THERE. #Kuzco + homework is my new ship ngl #OH- OH. so you also like that 7u7. I'll keep having my eye on you *wink*

[smartylina]

NOT AS AWFUL AS being like Mr. Procrastinator over here! gestures at him.

If I didn't miss you, I would have bonked you on the head already with a book >.> you're lucky.

Uh huh. I thought Guaka was the hilarious one in the show. And me of course.~

Oh, hey @smartylina!

You, uh. You already saw that post I mentioned you in, huh.

. . . Heh.

#kuzco #malina #rp #OH KUZCO NOT THE R A W R AGAIN #I'm melting #but yah. i always am watching you- I mean... not always... I have better things to do- #r a w r yourself #OH NO YOU WON'T! #someday you will do it for me >:[

[smartylina]

Oh no Kuzco, I saw nothing. Nope. Not at all.

...

It wouldn't hurt being a little boring too, you know?! But it's understandable. At least your show is hilarious.

Oh, hey @smartylina!

You, uh. You already saw that post I mentioned you in, huh.

. . . Heh.

#kuzco #malina #rp #OH REALLY?! #im watching you #maybe you can do my college homework then 7u7

[smartylina]

"Oh yeah, you did, until you fell down. But I'm still impressed that you climbed all the way up!" She smiles but frowns again. "Thanks to that not scared Emperor image, you almost got killed. I wish I hadn't gone there, Yatta took me there against my will." Shhh, that's exactly what he meant... trust her. She is! Everyone in the village and at school think so! only Kuzco is delusional enough to point out she isn't. I'm really grateful to his majesty for taking an important matter like this so seriously. I promise it won't be boring nor disappointing. Malina says and upon seeing his wide and very excited grin, she grabs his wrist gently and drags him to their meeting room, despite wanting to look cool and confident, her cheeks were colored in a slight shade of red AGAIN because of his R A W R. Still, yes. Bless Kuzco for teaching her how to r a w r. It's hot. The rest after they got into the room... is story. wink wink.

HE DOES! but she likes it and finds it amusing. "I Wouldn't get jealous if you didn't treat them as ladies! I bet you probably kiss them all before you go to bed". She softens though at his next words and beams sweetly. "Fine. It's a deal. A-Ah, you always think I'm a hottie hot hottie in everything I do!" her eyes widen a little as he makes her arms touch his shoulders and blushes even more when his hands touch her lower back. "You really are strangely more touchy than normal, Kuzco. Did you miss me that much? You poor thing." She teases and giggles as she presses herself against him a little bit more, wrapping her arms fully around his neck. She feels like being a bit sincere with him, since he's behaving so nice to her today. "Ok, fine. I like it! You are so clever with the nicknames." Malina snorts at the compliment. "Oh" shut up you... Mr. I'll flirt with my girlfriend to avoid getting my ass kicked. But that is true. A pretty bird just said to an adorable llama that he won't be alone. And she will keep her promise." She whispers the last part and never takes her eyes off him.

MAAAAALLLIIIINNAAAAAA

You're a dream-a! Let's go to LIMA! And have ice cream-a! I saw that like, smootchiepotpie!

@smartylina

#Malina #Kuzco #disney rp #AAAA YOU BEAT ME THIS TIME. I luv you still >:D #ADOPT ME. I can be the best lil sibling you've ever had XD #YAY! TIME FOR DRUNK MALINA! #I can only imagine she can be... more loving and sweeter or... more aggressive HAHAAH.

[smartylina]

Definitely, maybe you'd even have outrunned Ramon and his ripping shirts. How come you didn't think about that?! AND you couldn't just, you know... TELL HIM that scaring off pumas was not your real talent?! You're sometimes unbelievable.

O-Oh, then she'll make sure to giggle after everytime she slaps him. Noted!

She smirks and leans into him too and grabs his chin. Exactly that! In fact. How about we just skip the concert and you go straight to attend some important... royal matters with a noble girl? RAWR.

She's inwardly amused he allows her to call him a llama, he'd have been too dramatic and whine about it by now. You're usually romantic to your mirror, not to me! You just try to make me jealous with all of your furniture that I tend to forget to tell you that I love you- hmph. She crosses her arms and pouts until he says calls her a pretty bird. She sighs and rolls her eyes.

Hmm, I always say sweet things to you. ~ and you succeeded to make me feel more loving towards you today, so I won't whine- complain about you calling me a pretty bird. Congrats, your majesty! She can't help herself but laughs sweetly at the dreamy look on his face. He looks adorable himself when he's behaving like this, but he doesn't need to know that from her.

Good to know! If you want more, I'll be here, ALL DAY and ALL the WEEK for you. Winks.

OF course if he doesn't make her mad first haha.

MAAAAALLLIIIINNAAAAAA

You're a dream-a! Let's go to LIMA! And have ice cream-a! I saw that like, smootchiepotpie!

@smartylina

#Kuzco #Malina #DEFINITELY XD. Good thing he's smooth with those pickup lines that save his ass everytime xD #>:0. No you don't! I love YOU from here to the Moon! our beautiful moon goddess. #AFGSHJ or he's drunk :D! And didn't invite her! Rude. #disney rp