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#I'm getting around to continuing Watch the Heavens! #I promise! #I just had some technical difficulties! But they're solved now! #So a chapter should be coming within a few weeks #Love y'all #sorry for dipping for a bit

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It’s not the wall but what’s behind it Oh the fear of fellow man, it’s mere assignment And everything that we’re denied By keeping the divide It’s not the waking it’s the rising

#okay this is beautiful #but right as I started reading this the song literally started playing and I have no idea how to deal with that #like what are the chances? #This is beautiful though I have to say

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Allison better be getting her voice back because I don’t think I can deal with never hearing her beautiful voice again.

#Yes #I am gay for her thanks for asking #But like #her voice is so nice!! And beautiful!! And I love it and can't deal with the thought of never hearing it again #The Umbrella Academy #Allison Hargreeves

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Wow

Boy, I Am So Glad Richie Tozier Carried A Still Clinging To Life Eddie Kasbrak Out Of The House On Neibolt Street And Got Him Medical Attention And Now They Are Living Happily Ever After.

#I just watched IT #So glad they went with this ending #:)

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ooh if youre still taking requests, i was really excited in the show when allison and luther were dancing and were on their way to see claire, would you be willing to take a request for claire meeting luther as if time wasn't wound back by 5?

The tallest boy meeting the smollest astronaut…

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BRB gonna re-read my own fic so I can remember what happened in order to finally write the sequel

#Yes this is about Boys Will Be Bugs #I am finally actually writing the second part #Be proud #I miss my soft boys in that universe man #Smile's FanFic Update

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so, i am currently re-reading just about anything you have on ao3 and just wanted to say that i love your writing so, so much?? like, i can't really pinpoint one thing or something, but i just enjoy every second of reading, and at no point ever want to stop or skip anything or whatever, it's just 100% pure enjoyment and i don't know, just wanted you to know that i really appreciate your work! sorry for rambling

Hi anon, can I just say that I absolutely love you with every bone in my body? I’m a bit late replying to this (life is HETIC) but I must say that this made me smile like an idiot. It means so much to me and I am beyond grateful that you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoy writing them! And as the queen of rambling in everything I do or write there is absolutely no need to apologize :) <3

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Okay like, screw incest but that scene in Episode Six when Allison and Luther are in the fort? That is such a cute scene and if the writers didn’t make it all about incest it would be amazing. Like Luther almost taking down the fort by just trying to get in? Allisons laugh? Their spit take when attempting to drink the soda? The fort crashing down around them? The two of them realizing that Reginald can’t stop them anymore? Adorable, cute, amazing. Then they had to ruin it with incest. 

#Luther Hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #It was actually really cute and the writers are cowards for making it gross #like let them be cute best friends!!!

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An inspiration to us all

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#Fun fact #I love Carrie Fisher with all my heart #Strong language

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Firstly : holy crap that is a lot of fur for an 8 week old kitten.

Second : we are collecting kittens with strange meows this month apparently.

Third : I love him.

Fourth : my husband said no, because we already have a fluffy idiot son and do not need another.

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Life With Cats.

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most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

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I like how everybody is paired off haha

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You know what? Your right, I can’t believe I forgot to include that. Klaus has really good street smarts. You don’t survive being a homeless addict without some sense of self-preservation. He knows how to live in teh streets, he knows how to survive pain and torture. He’s definatly one of the most hardened out of them all. Except Five of course, who lived by himself for like 50 years. But yeah, Klaus is 100% the dude to know how to get food, water, and shelter and all those survival things when he has nothing in his pocket. He probably has survived bad deals, dangerous people, he has great instinct I feel.  The reason I also coined him as someone who knows random facts is that it’s kind of my personal headcanon that sometimes he would go to the library when the weather was super harsh, and would just pick up random books and start reading so they wouldn’t kick him out. But that’s just my thoughts of course!!

Okay so I know we all love to joke that no one in the Hargreeves family has any brain cells, which honestly is hilarious and let's not stop, but I feel like they have tons of brain cells, but like not in the right places.

Like Luther is obviously a genius, he was up on the moon for four years conducting research that requires a lot of scientific knowledge, but I also feel like he’s the kind of dude to have no idea how to crack an egg. You can ask him the correct formula for a rocket launch, the current phase of the moon, the angle the sun hits the moon, and he could respond without hesitation. But ask him what a cake is made out of? What the nearby coffee shop is?? Literally, people consider basic knowledge??? Ask somebody else dude his head is filled with facts but not on what you’re looking for. 

Diego? He knows the math it takes to perfectly guess where his throws are going. He knows how to read and assess enemies in real life and in the boxing ring. Can anticipate people’s moves and react accordingly. But then actually knows nothing about how human emotions work and probably doesn’t know that calling someone a shitbrain will hurt their feelings. Patch once said “I love you” to him and he threw himself out a window. He is a huge dumbass who saw a metal mask and thought “Ah, I should headbutt this”

Allison is probably the smartest when it comes to people. But you think that girl knows how to apply for a job? You think she knows how to pay taxes?? You think she knows what it’s like to deal with an angry customer when its 9pm and your shift ends in five minutes??? She has no real-life work experience lets be honest but on the flip side she’s an actress, so she probably has a wide variety of different professions and ways people react so she can replicate that. She’s also known to be a really good detective, so like she knows her way around a library and has basic people reading skills.

Klaus, oh Klaus is a dumbass through and through. He’s seen doing stupid ass things all the time. But like, he is the person to know those weirdly specific facts that no one ever cares about. He doesn’t realize staying in an active war zone cause you saw a cute guy is probably not the best idea, but he can tell you how many calories you burn by smashing your head against a wall for an hour. (Btw the answer is 150 calories) He eats a dirty bagel out of a dumpster that is probably chocked full of germs without hesitation but he does know that a hummingbird can flap his wings 70 times in a second. If stopping the apocalypse was all about random facts that no one cares about? It would be stopped within a minute.

Five is considered a genius, he knows complex mathematic formulas and the secret to time travel and how to best kill a dude, but he is lost when it comes to everyday things. Dealing with people? He’s an idiot he’s never around people for most of his life because he was stuck in an apocalypse.  The first time he sees someone cries he literally has no idea what to do. Comforting people? Nope, he’s lost. You think he didn’t freak out the first time he saw a train? What about when his siblings roped him into celebrating Halloween or Thanksgiving? He’s out of his depth there. But you want to know how to travel in time and how to best kill someone with a pen? You want to know Delores’s favorite color? Want to know if twinkies really do last forever? He’s your guy. 

Ben, sweet little Ben. He was so smart, so sensible, then he had to spend a decade or two with Klaus and now his logic is reduced to saving Klaus from dangerous situations and longing to go see the ocean. Like he’s probably nodding along to every dumbass thing Klaus does. “We’re going to go rob this store because Luther and Five were mean to you? Hell yeah we are, let’s go.” Klaus and Ben are the best dumbass duo and you can’t change my mind. But also like, Ben is the smartest in a way? Like he knows that people can take life for granted and he’s always encouraging Klaus not to? I feel like he’s very in touch with his feelings and would host family therapy nights when he can become corporal where he literally gets to the root of everyone’s problems within seconds. 

Vanya is fairly smart, but that girl has been on emotion suppressing drugs since she was FOUR people. She has no idea how to process emotions other than literally blowing up the moon. But when it comes to everything else? She’s the most grounded in reality. She understands how the world works, how to get a job, how to buy a house, how to make money. She lives a normal life, meaning she does know how to function. She could probably teach the rest of their lessons on how to live normally. And violins! She can teach little kids how to do that, meaning she’s really good at dealing with kids and explaining things. And like, Shes amazing at the violin so she probably knows everything violin related too. 

In conclusion, the apocalypse didn’t happen because they all are super dumb, it happened because they are all super smart, but like in the wrong ways. So the Hargreeves all collectively have a single brain cell for each of them, it’s just a very small very specific brain cell that bounces around their heads like the windows icon and when it hits a corner they can actually think a helpful thought.

#I can't believe I didn't think of that #THis is why I don't write things at 3am #but like #Thanks for this 100% correct thought #it was needed!