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EVERYONE!!!

WE'RE GETTING A NEW SEASON OF HETALIA NEXT YEAR!!!

#hello? #don’t think this blog is alive it’s not #just spreading the word because #holy fuck? oh my god?

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Fun while it lasted!

Hey guys! Long time no activity, hope you all have been well!

Sadly, it’s time for me to say goodbye to this blog. I can’t find the time or motivation to write for Hetalia or the 2ps anymore. Interests come and go, and I’ve found myself getting inspiration in other places. Sorry for the asks that are in the askbox - they will, unfortunately, be going unanswered.

I’ll keep the blog as an archive rather than deactivate it; there’s a lot of good memories here, and hey, maybe in the future I’ll have an ask blog on a different fandom you guys could check out!

For now though, I leave you with this; keep dreaming. Keep on creating. Live for love, for spite, whatever you can find. I love you all.

~ Mun Beryl

#beryl.txt

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fill my inbox ❣️

- fuck, marry, kill - would you rather - make me choose between two things - send me song & movie recs - ask me for advice - tell me about your day - talk to me about makeup - confess something to me on anon - ask me questions to get to know me - ask me about my fave things - ask for a blog rate - tell me what you think about my blog - srsly anything !!!! just don’t be a perve

#ask game

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Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines?

For requests, I have a doc with a complete list of the 2ps currently requestable on the blog, with their country name, normal and nyo name listed side by side. Along with that, I have a few lines dedicated to a constantly updated ask number and sorter.

For fics, I usually make sure to first figure out how many chapters I want it to be. Oneshot? Five chapters? ten? Twenty? Once I have that general idea, I then write down a summary of the idea I had, marking anything major to happen with a yellow highlight. Then I make a summary of what I want to happen in the first two-three chapters (I write ahead so I don’t fall behind). Any other ideas I have during the day are written down to add later. 

#ask game requests

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Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse?

My muse are the Eldritch horrors that writhe in the corners of your eyes when you’re alone, in the dark where you can barely make out their shapes. Stare too long, and you’re sure to see them manifest. Greet them politely, as an old friend - they may just might leave your mind mostly-intact.

Also, The Adventure Zone is currently a fav. Love those McElroy boys.

#ask game requests

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Choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit it into your current writing style.

The library was quiet, broken only by the hushed sounds of feet on the carpeting and the soft flipping of pages. You sat in a semi-comfortable leather chair in a hidden nook behind a few shelves; not-so-subtly listening in on a whispered conversation from two people sitting at a table. People-watching was a bit of a pastime for you, but in this instance, it wasn’t strangers you were watching. It was a pair of girls you had considered your friends, once. Now, they were nothing but antagonizers, currently gossiping about you behind your back when they thought you weren’t around. Funny thing was, you were around. And your scowl deepened as you listen to their traitorous words spilling from their lips like poison.

#this is rewritten from my first fic EVER #I had to search through my archive to find it #ah the good old days #aka 2014 #asks #ask game requests

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If the matchup are open. I'd like to request. I am 5 foot 5, with short red hair (in a eurohawk fashion, spiked up), blue eyes and cat eye glasses. My skin is pale with freckles galore. I usually wear my blue overalls with a long sleeve white and green shirt. My hobbies include art, writing, longboarding, and cooking. I am curious, Observant, Energetic, Enthusiastic, and have Good Communication,Friendly, Creative, Assertive, Poor practical skills, and i get super stressed. I am bi. Thank you ♡♡

I match you with: Nyo! 2p China !!

Lien-Hua would just adore your appearance, from your hair to your clothes. She loves your particular brand of aesthetic.

Longboarding is so interesting?? Tbh she can’t longboard but would love it if you taught her how so the two of you could be the most bitching couple in the city. Also, she could easily be a beta reader for whatever you produce; her reading whatever you make would be the dream.

Your personalities mesh so well together! Lien-Hua is bubbly and so full of energy, she’s a munchkin of terror to everyone. Her charisma and your assertiveness means that you could do some pretty great (or slightly illegal) stuff.

#2p nyo china #matchup

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When 2p Finland sees the Swedish booty: Thirston

#I kept mispelling Thurston as that and couldnt stop thinking about this ggjdfkgfs #hetalia #2p hetalia #2ptalia #aph finland #2p finland #2p sweden #aph sweden #beryl.txt

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Meanwhile, with the NA bros

America: Dude, truth or dare?

Canada: Truth.

America: Why do you bag your milk

Canada: shut the fuck up right now.

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Could you do a match up? I am an ambivert and I love: cooking, baking, listening to a lot of music, reading and writing. I love quietness and taking small walks every now and then. I'm a bit chubby and I have long dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes. I have a side where I love to party, but my other side is where I stick to reading, writing and talking walks. I'm a Pisces and a pansexual. I also love nature and animals, especially reptiles. Also, I love your blog very much!

I match you with: 2p Prussia !!

Gilen enjoys silence and quiet as much as you. Small walks and reading is his thing. Hopefully you’re okay with going out partying with your friends only, because it’s quite difficult to get him to go out somewhere with a lot of noise and a lot of people.

He is actually quite a good cook and would enjoy spending an afternoon crafting the perfect lunch with you, or trying out new recipes.

#2p prussia #matchup #im sorry its so short! I spent all my spoons by the time I got to this and I couldn't continue :(

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can you do the questions for 2p Russia, please?

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life


hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang


hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff | I have no idea what this is


best quality: His honesty, and his loyalty to those who are close to him.


worst quality: His self-isolation. Fearing conflict, he usually shuts himself off from people, therefore rpremptivly ruining any relationships he could have, romantic or platonic.


ship them with: No one


brotp them with: 2p America, 2p China


needs to stay away from: 2pN.Italy (very argumentitive, seems to want to try to get Viktor angry) 


misc. thoughts: He’s very eloquent with his words, and loves writing novels.

#hetalia #2p hetalia #2ptalia #2p russia #ask game requests

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The questions for 2p Canada or 2p prussia. Thanks love the blog😋

((I’ll do both!))

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2p Canada | Matt:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life


hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang


hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff | I have no idea what this is


best quality: His kindness towards animals


worst quality: His tendency to resort to violence 


ship them with: 2p Prussia


brotp them with: 2p America, 2p China


needs to stay away from: no one


misc. thoughts: Matt’s probably the one who gets along with his 1p the best. Though Matt and Matthew have different kinds of silence, their mutual love for the outdoors and nature leads them to be, at the very least, two people with shared interests.

2p Prussia | Gilen:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life


hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang


hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff | I have no idea what this is


best quality: His patience. He’s the kind of person to listen to his friend ramble on about a topic for hours.


worst quality: his inflexibility. He is very scared about going off schedule, and when things deviate from the norm its a big shock to his “systems”.


ship them with: 2p Canada, 2p S.Italy


brotp them with: 2p Germany, 2p Belgium


needs to stay away from: 2p Austria (Roland loves to antagonize him, poor bean)


misc. thoughts: My headcannons for him constantly shift, specifically on his voice; sometimes he’s selectively mute, others he is completely mute. Either way, my unwavering headcannon is that he knows sign language, no matter what.

#hetalia #2p hetalia #2palia #2p canada #2p prussia #send in some more! #ask game requests

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send me a character and i’ll answer the following

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life


hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang


hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff | I have no idea what this is


best quality:


worst quality:


ship them with:


brotp them with:


needs to stay away from:


misc. thoughts:

#You can send 1p or 2p characters i dont mind

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I had saw this picture and it made me think of 2p Canada so I came here to spread it with yall like some butter

#sWEATS #mmmMmmM #i love this ewe #2p Canada

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na bros in the drive thru

aph canada: ok we’re at the window what do you want

aph america: i want the burger

aph canada: there is no burger on the menu

aph america: i want the burger

aph canada: alfred we’re at taco bell

aph america: quiero una burger

aph canada: the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up

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Describe the 2ps in 5 words or less!

2p France: Sleepy Croissant with wine

2p America: 90% Fight Me 10% Oreo

2p Canada: Sexy but Shy Lumberjack

2p England: Suger Gumdrop Overlord

2p Russia: Intelligent walking book

2p China: 4/20 Is My Birthday

2p N. Italy: Stabby McStab Stab

2p Germany: Mr. Flirts Alot

2p Japan: Honorable Guy with a Sword

2p S. Italy: Walk Walk Fashion Baby

2p Prussia: No Humans Please, Thank you

#basically how i view them jsdnfkevwbcrw #its so accurate

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2p China: Bitch

2p Japan: Blocked

2p China: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.

2p Japan: Unblocked

2p China: Bitch

#gmfkfjfjdhshsjJDNSBSJS #Ansolutly canon you cant tell me otherwise #2p china #2p japan