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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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Oh, come on. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus. Hocus Pocus (1993) Dir. Kenny Ortega

#hocus pocus

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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

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barnyard pals

#pokemon

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Oh no saw trap for me i just wanted to sit in this bigass bathroom with you

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waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

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THEATER CAMP (2023)

dir. by Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman

#theater camp #i loved this movie #camp isn’t home…. but is it kind of…….kind of is i think it kind of is….

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we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

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You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Parasite (2019) Dir. Bong Joon-ho

#parasite

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they should make more movies from 1999

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Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

#they're calling it a panenis in the notes 😭😭😭

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#pokemon #he ate that

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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

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THE SHINING (1980) dir. Stanley Cubrick

#the shining

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tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

#that's just twitter

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SAW TRAP write 1-2 paragraphs on a discussion post and respond to two of your classmates