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Need his pussy so bad

#pokemon larry

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Flew the mother plane into the World Serve Center and hit the Cuntagon

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Never beating the cutie wootie sweetie pie allegations

#pokemon hassel #i love his expressions so much #old man has the brain cell sorry not sorry #please say something nice about my beautiful wife

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I know the fans tend to associate Hass with rock music but what if Hass was in an NSYNC type boy band as a younger man?

#the line cooks at work were listening to NSYNC and it came to me #hassel pokemon

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we Hassel lovers have WON today 🥺🧡

#da rebloggy #there he is!! the most special guy #blessed

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Made the new Hassel art transparent; please use them for memes/edits/emotes/whatever 🤭💕

#da rebloggy #hassel my beloved my angel my wife

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Tired of being normal I need to get this man pregnant

#being a total degen at 9:30am lets go #biting him #hassel pokemon I'm gonna do epic things to your clit

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Making ponies based on your favorite characters is fun and cool

Hearts N' Crafts(Hassel)

Brambleberry(Brassius)

Hope Blossom(Lifeweaver)

White Dwarf(Sigma)

Elixir Mix(N. Brio)

Dubious Dose(Singed)

Blindside(Kenshi)

Blue Yonder(Sonic)

Bases-selenaede and box-of-ideas on dA

#mlp #my little pony

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how are we doing old man nation !!

#da rebloggy #kissing Hassel's tummy

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What did she did

#da rebloggy #Hassel so pretty

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Lawrence 💙

#larry bear my honeybun angel cake sweetie pie #kissing his fivehead #da rebloggy

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he looks so good auuuuhhh 💞

#da rebloggy #fuddlewuddle dragon approaches #slowly bc he's old and his back hurts

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hello pokemon fandom this is my contribution to gay old men revolution

#probably reblogged this before but i don't give a fuck this hass cute af #da rebloggy #fuddlewuddle dragon and greem beem

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Reiko hot.

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#da rebloggy #boobs in my mouth

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two (✌️) larrys. our bussyness babygrill

#da rebloggy #oughghhh somft Larry

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2024 is the year of edgekino

"...you bow."

Behold, Equestria. Your one true ruler.

Full Name: Lord Black Vallis

Aliases: Black Vallis the Absolute-King of All(self-given cognomen), Black Vallis the Devourer/Serpent(cognomens given by others)

Pronouns: He/Him

Greatest Strength: skilled manipulator, sorcerer and ruler

Weaknesses: unquenchable lust for power and knowledge

Likes: tart apples, gothic architecture, reading, studying magic, fine arts, having complete control, spell crafting, snakes, making would be rebels break

Dislikes: children, bleeding hearts, arrogance, suppression of knowledge, secrets, cake, lies, naivety

Personality: commanding, honest, meticulous, refined, cordial, intimidating, suave, romantic, manipulative, intelligent, sadistic

Age: 51

Birthday: October 30th

Birth Place: Isle of Mane

Species: Equestrian Alicorn, ascended, biologically a unicorn

Gender: cis male

Relationship Status: single, uninterested in a committed relationship, has a small harem he changes frequently

Orientation: heterosexual

Height: 12.5 hh at the withers

Mane Color: jet black, waves slightly with his raw magical power, composed of the raw magical essence of those that dared stand against him, ghostly wails can be heard faintly

Eye Color: vivid burgundy with stark white irises, no visible pupils

Coat Color: smoky ebony with jet black shadowy feathering on his hind legs, wings and horn are tipped with maroon

Alignment: Lawful Evil

A tall, dark and debonair despot, Lord Black Vallis is a wicked alicorn stallion driven by an insatiable hunger for power, power he feels he is entitled to. He is equally merciless and poised, sadistic and charismatic, wise and wicked. His voice is enthralling and smooth but dripping in venom. He's unflappable in the face of opposition but not confident to the point of foolhardiness. He respects those that can stand hoof to hoof with his power and faces opponents cordially and with honor. Lord Black Vallis possesses knowledge of magic thought lost to time, terrible magic that even Starswirl the Bearded would not dare touch. He has one goal: complete and total domination of Equestria. He believes Twilight Sparkle to be an unworthy successor to Celestia, a deluded, naive child that is unfit to rule. So, naturally, as a seasoned, wise stallion with access to knowledge others do not, Black Vallis seeks to remind her that she is no ruler and friendship and hugs do not maintain a kingdom.

"Equestria will experience a new golden age under my rule. An age of prosperity. An age of enlightenment! The honeyed words of children are sweet today, but a pony cannot survive on sugar. Friendship alone does not unify a kingdom. A kingdom is only as powerful as its ruler, and I will be the strength Equestria deserves!"

I say this a lot but I really went off here lol this guy looks sick as fuuuuuck

used a wing base by floralisole and Celestia base by selenaede

#mlp original character #mlp oc #mlp fim #my little pony

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experiment start

Full Name: Clockwise the Artificer

Goes by: Clockwise

Nicknames/Aliases: old man(by Cold Steel), Rustbucket(by Cold Steel)

Gender: male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: asexual

Marital status: single, not interested

Age: 53

Birthday: April 14th

Species: born an earth pony, mechanical augmentation makes him functionally an alicorn

Occupation: artificer

Past occupations: horologist and clockmaker

Alignment: Lawful Good

Family: Greasemonkey(father, deceased at age 49), Chug-a-long(mother, deceased at age 74), Nitty Gritty(younger sibling, age 48), Mila Minute(younger sister, age 41)

Relationship with family

Greasemonkey: died when Clockwise was a young adult in an accident at work, they were close and enjoyed messing around with machines and trinkets together

C: "Father was always a busy stallion. Always working, whether it was in his shop or at the factory. He saw beauty in machinery and I'm always grateful to him for sharing that with me."

Chug-a-long: was close with his mother and especially liked riding the train with her, had a shared love for mathematics

C: "Mother and I often enjoyed doing puzzles together. She was very adept at sudoku and while I wasn't bad myself, I was never as fast as her. She told me that numbers simply made sense to her. They were absolutes and did not change. That stick with me for whatever reason."

Nitty Gritty: were never that close but don't really have bad blood either, just went about their lives separately, envy each other's abilities

C: "My sibling and I are near polar opposites. They are a wonderful artist, seeing the world in all these...fantastical hues. Their work is something to behold. I, on the other hoof, seem to lack that color."

Mila Minute: was once very close with his sister but has grown increasingly distant over time, Mila no longer associates with him

C: "..."

Other relationships

Cold Steel: former student that grew disillusioned with his mentor's ideals, believed his views to be naive and childish

CS: "Holier-than-thou? No. But I am holier than you, old man."

Distinguishing physical features

-gangly build, mostly legs with a slim torso

-about half his body is composed of brass augmentations

-very large ears, comparable to a donkey or mule

-tears in left ear

-straight profile, face is neither dished nor aquiline

-eyes are sharp, almost diamond shaped

Cutie Mark: a large gear shaped clock with a smaller gear to the side

Special talent: tinkering, specializes in industrial revolution era technology

How he got it: repaired his family's most prized heirloom, a 17th century pendulum clock, got his mark later than most at age 14

Personality: brilliant, cautious, contemplative, eloquent, empathetic, enigmatic, gentle, idealistic, indecisive, kind, logical, mawkish, meticulous, nervous, passionate, passive, private, reclusive, selfless, unassertive, warm-hearted, wise

Greatest Strength: sensitivity and kindness

Fatal Flaw: difficulty opening up about his own struggles, prone to isolating himself and dealing with his troubles alone

Likes: meditation, math, crabapple jam, antiques, birds(especially owls), tidying up his workshop, hot chocolate, foals, harps, tinkering, whistling

Dislikes: public speaking, being rushed, the smell of gasoline, smartphones, being called a robot, arguing/debate, gardening, sports, heavy metal music, thunderstorms, dirty jokes

Fears: death, clowns, failure

Clockwise is a brilliant artificer working selflessly to unify flesh, metal and the arcane to improve the lives of all creatures in Equestria. He's very passionate about his life's work and spends most of his days tinkering away in his underground workshop. Being rather shy and a workaholic, Clockwise doesn't get out much and is prone to isolating himself and unintentionally pushing others out. Despite this, he's quite sensitive to the plight of others and will not hesitate to use his inventions to help another. He's something of a bleeding heart despite what his metallic body may suggest. This has come back to bite him more than once, most notably with his former apprentice, Cold Steel. A young Cold Steel had come across the fantastic brass pony one day and begged to be taken under his wing, though Clockwise didn't need much convincing after assessing the colt's talent. For years, Steel studied dutifully under Clockwise, eager to learn as much as he could, until Steel's bitterness and anger overtook him. Cold Steel believed his mentor had gone soft and grew to find his ideals and beliefs antiquated. After a heated, though one-sided argument, Steel left his mentor behind, never to return.

Any questions or additional information you want me to add? Don't hesitate to comment!

Bases- box-of-ideas on dA

#mlp oc #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony