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#surprisingly good set #very clever sense of humor #Tarang Hardikar #Youtube

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me 10 minutes ago (clueless): wow it's not even that cold

me now: [shivering violently]

#m #it's like 50 degrees still but i am a wimp

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HOMELAND | “The English Teacher” | One Liners

#Homeland

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i just remembered why i hate anons, that i hate anons, and most importantly, that i do not have to deal with them and i can turn that garbage off

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I doubt your actually tall. Just thin and normal woman height.

that's cool i guess but i did not ask

#JSKAKAKSKSKDKFK #i don't even have a response for this it's just too good not to reblog #wig and i am

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Murray-darling Carpet Python (Morelia spilota metcalfei), family Pythonidae, NSW, Australia

photograph by Jesse’s Wildlife

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Because of the recent posts you reblogged

i post for me

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I never understood what "talking" meant and I thought it meant just getting to know someone but apparently it's more like a weird flirtatious pre-relationship stage? I just want to find someone and get married so I don't have to try to understand this stuff anymore, too confusing

why are you telling this to me, i'm an incel as a deliberate lifestyle choice

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there is nothing hard to understand about this. if you're "playing the field" and i'm not the only person you're talking to, don't talk to me at all. this is a sentiment commonly shared by people with brains and standards

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and i am saying ur mom gay

Can I expose Christian men for a bit

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@accidental-butt-touch

My awful son Skuncely asked me for help with his homework tonight what the hell is this crap

#PURPLE BASTARD #PUNCH THEIR TINY KIDNEYS #im having war flashbacks

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Can I expose Christian men for a bit

#the thing that's most amusing about this is that the only people who don't get it are terminally single people who want to #'keep their options open' #and don't realize why no one wants to commit to them #so then you tell them and they get mad lol #but yes women are very uppity for not wanting to be the option you decide to settle for rather than a deliberate choice

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just met my one true love (random man giving me coordinates for a good vinegaroon spot)

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what's the deal with that?

why do so many comedians sound weird? do they do a weird voice on purpose or is that just the only career path for people who sound like muppets?

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why do so many comedians sound weird? do they do a weird voice on purpose or is that just the only career path for people who sound like muppets?

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sources are telling me there are obscene numbers of vinegaroons to be found in Lordsburg, NM

on instagram discussing vinegaroon collecting with a fellow new mexican....and they say white people have no culture

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on instagram discussing vinegaroon collecting with a fellow new mexican....and they say white people have no culture