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Cyno! Do me a favor and tell me something funny....

Please🙏

⚖️What would bears be without bees?

⚖️Ears.

⚖️Do you get it? I meant “B” as in the letter, but it also sounds like the insect “bee,” which produces honey that bears eat.

#answers #cyno #🦊AAAAAAAA!!!

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Happy~happy~happy~🎶

Happy new year to all of you~💙🌹

Gentlemen~🎉

and Ladies~🎉

(I said gentlemen first because of the main three stars here~. Hope no one is bothered~ ^-^")

✨Apologies for the delayed response. The first few days of the year are always rather busy for me since there are so many document renewals and such that need to be addressed by the Knights of Favonius.

❄️Lucky for you, you have two little “helpers” to rope into your paperwork now…

🌺Happy belated New Year! (^-^;

#answers #albedo #nigredo #rubedo

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✨For those wondering, we didn’t forget Nigredo’s birthday this year. We simply didn’t have time to celebrate on the 11th, so Rubedo kindly offered to share his celebrations with his father.

🌺We still wished him a happy birthday on the actual day, though!

❄️And now it’s your turn. Happy birthday, my little seedling~

🌺 Ehe~! 🥰

#albedo #chalking up a storm #rubedo #talking to flowers #nigredo #dead men do tell tales #happy birthday rubedo! #happy (belated) birthday nigredo!

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✨“September 13th. 11:56 PM. I have started this alone, and I must finish it alone. There is no longer a choice. I know that I must now use myself as the subject of the experiment.”

❄️Don’t mind him. Mom recently introduced us to some musicals from another world…

✨I wonder if anyone can guess which one I just quoted.

🌺Ehe~! I guess we’ll see! Anyway…

🌺❄️🩸Happy birthday, Uncle Albedo/Al/Little Albedo!

#happy birthday albedo! #albedo #chalking up a storm #nigredo #dead men do tell tales #rubedo #talking to flowers #durin #all the voices of the mountain

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❄️I… I can’t believe it… Aether actually found him…

🩸So… He suffered the same fate as I… He has been resting in the mountains of Fontaine this whole time…

❄️I’m still reeling over the fact that I have a whole slew of nieces I didn’t even know about. One of them’s even a painter like our dear baby brother~

#nigredo #dead men do tell tales #durin #all the voices of the mountain

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Ooh? Did you not peeked outside to see where are you flying to? Or the at least the way out from khaenri'ah? I bit that would help you draw a simple map for your own ideas later.

Of course, now you are free, you should be having a map of teyvat I believe.

🧩

❄️Peeking before we landed would have meant risking getting caught by Rhinedottir. As I mentioned before, I didn’t know she’d already found out until right before she killed me. As for exploring… [sighs] Unfortunately, my condition isn’t very conducive to exploration…

❄️It’s such a shame. I finally have the freedom to see the Surface, but I don’t have the stamina to really explore it.

#answers #nigredo #jigsaw anon

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✨And that…is where we differ. We have accelerated healing and regenerative abilities that make mortally wounding us impossible.

❄️We were quite literally built to last. Even though I was digested for 500 years, once my body was released from Durin’s stomach acids, it was able to fully reconstruct itself as it had been trying to do so over and over while I was still in there.

❄️My only saving grace is that my consciousness was unable to restore itself during that time, so I have no memories of that horrific cycle of my body dissolving and trying to put itself back together.

Well I do know of what you both made of.

Chalk and Soil, but still

Don't you think they can have some fun experiments with their special one? After all it is just a simple idea. I believe you both and they too have heard many crazy idea about you two tasting sweet in a way or another.

I merely asked them to check it out, ya' know! No one want to try this on other's lover, now won't we?

✨Do…do people really talk about what they think we would taste like?

❄���Guys, we taste like flesh! Our body compositions aren’t much different from an organic human’s.

#albedo #chalking up a storm #nigredo #dead men do tell tales

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Oh, you glorious dragon, durin. I'm not that same anon asking about the taste.

I was wondering of the size differences and how could Nigredo just stay hidden? It came to my mind that your mouth would be like a cave for him. Until you both reach the area you wish, what would Nigredo do during the waiting time?

Have that woman ever knew? I hope you don't feel terribly by this question Redo. I just want to know simple thing.

(I'll leave this as my sign🧩)

❄️There’s not really much to do inside of a mouth, so normally I would just take a nap until we reached our destination. In his original form, Durin always ran pretty warm, so it was easy to fall asleep in there.

❄️As for Rhinedottir… She did eventually figure it out. I don’t know when, though. I found out that she knew right before she killed me…

#answers #nigredo #❄️I’ll call you jigsaw anon then

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Nigredo, you used to sneak out with Durin 'in his mouth' Wouldn't that be obvious? Are you really that tiny to him?

❄️Have you seen his skull in Dragonspine? He was the biggest of— Actually, now that I think about, Elynas might’ve been bigger…

✨Who?

❄️Ah— Don’t worry about it.

🩸If you are intending to inquire about Little Aster’s flavor, he does indeed taste of the earth.

#answers #nigredo #albedo #durin

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Well I do know of what you both made of.

Chalk and Soil, but still

Don't you think they can have some fun experiments with their special one? After all it is just a simple idea. I believe you both and they too have heard many crazy idea about you two tasting sweet in a way or another.

I merely asked them to check it out, ya' know! No one want to try this on other's lover, now won't we?

✨Do…do people really talk about what they think we would taste like?

❄️Guys, we taste like flesh! Our body compositions aren’t much different from an organic human’s.

#answers #albedo #nigredo

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So the results not the same of the thoughts. Hmm, maybe then treat them to their favorite treats could get them to taste like it?

✨Um… I hate to burst your theory, but our bodies don’t work like that…

❄️Yeah. What we eat will affect our breath just like anyone else, but that’s about it.

🦅Well, we could test what their breath tastes like~ Couldn’t we, Cyno~?

⚖️Indeed we could~

✨How would you… O/////0 O h.

❄️[nervous laughter] 😳

#answers #albedo #nigredo #diluc #cyno

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❄️SO THIS IS WHY YOU BIT ME!! DILUC WHAT THE HELL??

✨Cyno… What… Wait, do I really taste like vanilla?

What do you mean? I just wanted to know what you both thinking.

Besides, don't they like to put their ideas to test? Maybe this is something for equal fun to find out, don't you think Cyno?

⚖️Oh, we just did it. Albedo does indeed taste faintly of vanilla. But he also tastes like chalk.

🦅Nigredo is mostly just earthy…

#nigredo #dead men do tell tales #albedo #chalking up a storm

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What do you mean? I just wanted to know what you both thinking.

Besides, don't they like to put their ideas to test? Maybe this is something for equal fun to find out, don't you think Cyno?

⚖️Oh, we just did it. Albedo does indeed taste faintly of vanilla. But he also tastes like chalk.

🦅Nigredo is mostly just earthy…

#answers #cyno #diluc

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Cyno I want to ask you something..

Do you think you can bite Albedo's cheek? Because he for unknown and unreasonable 'reason' he seems like if he was made of vanilla cake!

Same question goes to you too Diluc..

Nigredo seems made of some crunchy outside yet so jelloy on the inside.. do you think you can bite his cheek?

🦅Well, this is a rather…interesting request.

⚖️…We’ll get back to you on that.

#answers #diluc #cyno

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What makes Rubedo so resilient to insults and threats compared to Nigredo? He remains cheerful often. Did he get therapy?

(I wonder if this will be answered in-character or ooc haha)

🌺Because I’m a whopperflower, it’s my instinct to mimic things around me. That includes personalities. But because I have my own human-like consciousness, I can pick and choose what I want to focus on mimicking. So in terms of personality, I chose to mirror Aunty Klee and Miss Amber the most! They’re both really positive people!

#answers #rubedo

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Hahaha ah it’s so fun to see you riled up, Nigredo. C’mon, what are you gonna even do, huh?

Oi Fellflower, so you don’t like Rhinedottir for experimenting on those two but you’re fine with what Nigredo did to you? Yeah he’s better now but all that pain back then? How are you coping with that?

You’re just a mutated monster who conveniently learned how to look “human”, you know?

❄️Do you know what it feels like to be swallowed whole and forced to watch your own flesh melt off your bones in a pool of stomach acid? WouLd YoU LiKe tO? I can tell you from experience it’s not pleasant.

🌺Hmph! You’re just being mean on purpose! It might work on my Papa, but it won’t work on me! But if you keep hurting him like this, I’ll eat you~

✨I agree. This has gone on quite long enough, anon. Unless you want to run into issues with the Knights of Favonius for harassment, I think you should leave.

#answers #nigredo #rubedo #albedo #((little Aster is just in a silly goof mood))

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Again 😂

What kind of notebook does a forest use?

🫠🤣

A tree ring binder!

Hope you get it🤣

Thanks to your humble effort

✨Oh! [laughs] Alright, I admit. You really stumped me with that one~!

❄️[repeatedly bashes head against the wall]

#answers #albedo #nigredo #❄️… ___ …