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sorcerous-caress · 12 hours

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okay okay LAST pathologic post on this blog I swear. I just wanna share my finished fic here since I posted snippets of of before!

I finished the fic at last, two fucking weeks and a high fever and I WON. not even forgetting the fact Daniil's stupid red vest exists could stop me.

Here are some snippets of my favourite parts.

In which the bachelor spends his evening under a tree, having one-sided conversations about life, death, love, and lust. Finding his truth in wine, thinking of what if a different future with the Haruspex might look like.

A love letter to Artemy.

D.D.

#♡otherfandoms #♡pathologic

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sorcerous-caress · 17 hours

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these meds came with so many painkillers combined that I'm slipping in and out of consciousness the whole day

#2am. I close my eyes suddenly its 4am. i scroll my phone but no words make sense so I lay down again and it's 10am #how come they make it wasier to wrtie stuff but not read? I added like 3k more words to my fic in the few and spares minutes of being awake #I've also dropped my phone on my face 2 times now #♡other

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sorcerous-caress · 1 day

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still not over the irony of me being aro AND writing romance fanfics, absolutely a knee-slapper, a banger from the fates 10/10

#♡other

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sorcerous-caress · 2 days

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rejoice masses, I've finally made a pathologic blog so this bg3 one won't be subjected to any more other fandom horrors.

it's @shmowder

#I can't believe I snagged that username lmao #♡otherfandoms #♡pathologic #wish I could move posts ownership to that blog but idk if that's even a thing #late better than never

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sorcerous-caress · 3 days

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Pathologic meme dump 2 because free will exists

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sorcerous-caress · 3 days

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Dmn I regret it already

#not too late to delete itAaaaaaa but no I will stick with my principles!#WHO AM I KIDDING I HAVE NO PRINCIPLES #god if you can hear me I want to be obliterated

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sorcerous-caress · 3 days

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But. Theoretically. If i were to write pathologic x reader, here's what I'm thinking.

heads up, this is gonna be like ethically kinda terrible with a side of medical malpractice.

[ Smut below ]

Okay so. you know Hysteria?

uh huh yes that one. and you know how pathologic time-period setting is kinda messed up but in general it is semi-medieval?

You see where I'm going with this?

So back in the old times, those terrible dark ages, uh doctors used to diagnose women who showed any signs of emotional outbursts with hysteria because they were ignorant and misogynist, right?

Both Daniil and Artemy do use "hysterical" to describe other people ingame, not just women, but men too. Especially when those people are disagreeable with them, then they just scoof and claim they must be experiencing hysteria.

One of the cures for hysteria is a series of sexual climaxes. It was what led to the invention of vibrators as a medical aide to doctor's who's hands were getting numb.

Now, with the plague and all, I doubt either would care to deliver that particular cure since a panacea takes priority. But if we just...sweep the plague under the floor and use an au where Daniil and Artemy came back to an actually functional and normal town. Maybe no polyhedron au?

Or no, no. just delayed plague au? so this would take place on Day 1, but the plague doesn't arrive until 4 or 5 days later whatever.

Logistics of how to make it possible aside.

Then I clearly see them agreeing to attend to someone with an urgent case of hysteria because that's what good doctors do.

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In Daniil's case, it doesn't feel that hard to get him to agree. He is fully convinced that hysteria is a real serious issue, and based on his medical books and degrees, an organic and easy-to-deliver cure like this is the most preferable.

He'd be clinical about it, white rubber gloves and a clean disinfected towel covering the mattress. Hangging his snake coat on the frame of the bed as he orders you to undress and lay down to begin the operation.

A bored look in his eyes, he's the furthest thing from bashful or coy. Pouring a lubricant on his gloved hand, holding your thigh with the other to stabilise you when you're surprised how cold the lubricant feels against your hot skin.

His silence is unusually comforting, not a hint of judgment in his eyes. He truly makes you feel like you're in safe hands with an experienced professional. This is his job, what he spent years studying. He will never shy away from all the requirements that come with being a doctor, including making a nervous patient feel calm and comfortable.

The pace he builds up is gradual and calculated, thoughtful of you and your body language. He informs you of his next steps before he takes it, be it moving his hand faster, going rougher or softer or paying attention to other stimulating parts of your body. You're completely aware of his movements and what's about to come.

If you pay attention, you'll notice the focus in his eyes. As if he's recalling past information. What he learned about each part of the genital organs and naming them in his brain. Testing his knowledge, studying your body as he compares it to his memories of drawn autonomy maps.

Eventually, as you get closer to your release and sink further into the bed below, his body leans more and more over you as if he doesn't want to miss this moment. To witness the fruit of his hard work, be it for self-gratification or just ensuring that you're experiencing actual pleasure and not just indulging him out of politeness. He's not a child, his ego will definitely handle the hit if his performance wasn't satisfactory enough. He'd rather go through trial and error until he finds what makes you tick rather than stick with something average and good enough to get the job done and over with.

No. he's just as invested in this as you are, if not more. It's his pride as a doctor on the line, as a bachelor of medicine, you need to be experiencing the highest of pleasures the human body could get through this.

Looking straight into your eyes as your last thread snaps, hips spasming through your intense release. His hand doesn't falters as he drains you dry of everything you could give him then have the audacity to ask for more even while his gloves are fully drenched in your cum.

Daniil doesn't waste a moment before he gets up and disposes of his sulled gloves while you get your breathing under control. He swaps them for a different new pair, bringing a small bowl of warm water and a clean cloth with his as he sits down on the edge of the bed.

Cleaning you up, wiping down your thighs, and between your legs. The same mechanical focus in the patterns of his hands.

Even after this whole experience, he doesn't seem the least bit phased. If anything, you almost catch a hint of satisfaction in the way his usually tense shoulders are relaxed, the way his eyes seem brighter. Getting to play proper doctor for a small moment in time did better to his mental health than whatever detective act wannabe the kains are making him do in order to uncover Simon's murder.

Your throat is dry, it's obvious in the crack of your voice as you attempt to answer his post-operation inquiries about your state of mind and wellness. Daniil gets up and gets you the glass of water without having to be asked, taking care of his patients seem to come second nature to him. It's what he prides himself on.

He informs you that you'll be allowed half an hour of rest before the next operation commences. As much as he'd like to give you more time to recover, hysteria is a serious thing you see, and he needs to make sure this cure takes effect.

Leaving you with a blanket on the bed, even offering his coat if the material of the blanket wasn't comfortable enough. He sets an hourglass down as he moves to the desk on the other side of the room, occasionally glancing at the grains of sands trickling down as he gets busy going over his hypothesis papers concerning Simon Kain's immortality.

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I'm thinking about Artemy's and how different his methods would be. tbh if Artemy ever needs that cock warmed then I'm free from 9am to 5pm, I gotcha king. but personal feelings aside, I think he'd contrast Daniil in a lot of ways.

I mean, you could read the above drabble as Artemy's pov with doctor Daniil, who just insisted he must be treated for hysteria, just sprinkle in some insults and arguments.

Or still on the x reader route. Artemy would make it more intimate, use his bare hands, put those golden fingers to use. He'd believe that skin contact is the key here, would probably strip with you too just to get you on his lap and work you over.

#I said theoretically then went and conducted an experiment with field research immediately after #it's always unnerving being the first x reader post in a fandom. Like are you guys chill or...#pls dont make it to mainstream fandom pls dont make it to mainstream fandom #Pathologic x reader #x reader #Daniil x reader #Daniil Dankovsky x reader #smut #♡smut

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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when is it appropriate to post meme batch 2 bc it hasn't been 24 hours yet but I've made 17 more silly pictures to share with the class

#i will count until 24 hours....#i am a normal person #yes yes #this is normie behaviour #or I could save em up until I have 30 #hmmm tempting #funny thing I felt the same thing about fanfic once #how fast is too fast when baking a cake

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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I almost clocked a deacon in the jaw recently, I could add a pastor to that list if you need it.

But in all seriousness, I hope things get better for you soon, and the pain starts to dull.

damn I didn't know I had people who knew how to fight in here, if the bank robbery goes south Ik who to call for backup now.

i thought we were all like, videogame losers, delicate spring flowers, maidens of the valley, fools of the village, discord users.

Thank you, I appreciate it. It's almost hilarious in a way how when the whole floor is eggshells you stop caring and just accept reality with a weird burst of optimisation. Life will go one, I will become better eventually, people are nice and kind, all is well in the end.

I HOPE THINGS GO WELL FOR YOU TOO. I hope that deacon drops dead. Idk what they did and idc, death penalty.

#♡other

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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how come no one has a pathologic classic loot table?? I need to figure out if army clothes are a drop and in which houses bc I'm NOT spending 97k on a pair of boots when I only have 100k and 417 hearts

...can I get it from killing soldiers?

#13 shmowders and 69 bullets lol but who's counting #dmn 182 yellow immunity pills #AND 3 BOTTLES OF MILK FUCK YEAH #oh + 20 fresh meat #♡otherfandoms #♡pathologic #i found 3 different guns inside the body of one looter once in that well mission. that felt like hitting the jackpot

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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had a dream I was Artemy Burakh getting chased by an angry mob through the town for ambiguous but-clearly-my-fault reasons, eventually I ended up at map edge, yes the world functioned with videogame logic but it seemed like the norm at the time, to me, Artemy Burakh.

So I'm cornered by 6 people, and I spot the changeling on top of a building. Clara yelled, "USE YOUR POWER!" My body reacted on its own like a sleeper agent. I clearly remember doing the animation for mele attack, but instead of my fists colliding with the other person's face, I threw very realistic looking glitter at them. Mind you, everything else in that game was set in pathologic classic HD graphics, from the angry mob to the sky and even my hands, yet again it seemed like the norm to me, a videogame character, Artemy Burakh.

Everything but the glitter, and the glitter was everything.

Anyway I got bodied and murdered in the end because the glitter is just glitter, pretty yes but not lethal. Then I woke up and went about my day.

#now that I think about it. She might have been the evil twin #♡pathologic #artemy burakh #pathologic classic hd #♡dreams #♡otherfandoms

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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she's trying her best...on the wrong account

#oh my god if Artemy is a metaphor for jesus then is Aglaya just a very dedicated catholic fan?#your honour it was not heresy to find love in a stranger amidst the plague outbreak I was sent to solve #if you'd kindly move your attention to this printed paper I have here of his top 3 kins in this list #then you'd notice at third place just under apple dash that the holy son's name is written in clear bold letters #therefore Artemy Burakh is a jesus kinnie and as a devoted inquisitor of the church it was my duty to clap his che-#need to invent a ship name #aglaya first ofc bc she tops so #Lilurakh #lilchakh #so many possibilities #Artlilich #that one is good it rolls off the tongue #Artlaya #layart #Aglemy #I'm just making up new words at this point hopefully I don't end up spelling someone's made up oc name by accident #Artlilich is my fav tho #artemy x aglaya #aglaya x artemy #artemy burakh #aglaya lilich #♡otherfandoms #♡pathologic #pathologic 2 #pathologic classic hd #pathologic #memes

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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The things I would do if you wrote more Halsin and his human druid apprentice🥵🥵🥵

Do enlighten me anon what would you do?

#I sit upon my inflated balloons throne and honk my nose in displeasure at this rowdy court of fake jesters

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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My phone broke, i have severe case of sore throat, I have been getting the same suspiciously worrying head pain in the exact same spot for 12 days, I just recently had to pay 100$ to fix my pc, my dentist appointment is soon, all music sounds awful, i'm constantly on the verge of fainting when i walk, I'm on antibiotics again, i ran out of donuts, my last social interaction was with a pastor attempting adultery, i lost my favourite miniskirt.

My drink is fucking room temperature.

Someone pls crush me with a piano into a cartoonish splat.

#you know what they say about hitting the bottom #start digging bitch

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sorcerous-caress · 4 days

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