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#please taylor tell me you ain't jumping the shark... again (reputation was such a shark jump and i have no qualms about saying that)

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Happy birthday to the best boy

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Status on how Floralia is doing since the crown has begun its attack on Popstar.

Joronia and her Taranza are aware of the crown's attacks. She awaits, everyday with fear in her heart. If the kingdom of the heavens will be attacked next.

Joronia has taken most of her time desperately researching and gaining information in whatever way she can on their oncoming enemy.

She hasn't found anything. Anything that has made since to her.

A war is coming, and she has no way to protect her people.

But she hopes maybe... It won't come.

It does.

It moves it's piece forward. Just a simple Pawn. You hesitate with your knight and queen.

The crown watches from the corner of it's eye as the fight pursuits. It doesn't send forth any of it's other puppets, believing it has the upper hand with just the Pawn.

The Pawn strikes, and it's directly towards Joronia.

It strikes Taranza instead. And it's Queen is satisfied. Dissipating it's Pawn as if it was never there.

Taranza's body crumbles.

Joronia is left with the remains of Taranza. Just ash and the remains of clothes. Not even a hollow husk is left. The crown has destroyed his body completely as if he wasn't there.

#doodles #kirby #horror #taranza #queen sectonia #joronia #body horror #grimdark #others art #others au #fools coronation au #this is so freaking brutal!!! #with that said this is also so amazing and i need more #taranza sacrificing himself for secty has always been a fascinating idea to me #poor spydeairs ::( ::(

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by ニトロウ 

FINALLY DONE!! I’d like to thank the requester, youdeniedmyhappiness for their utmost patience, and also the artist for allowing me to release such a wonderful, tear-jerking story (based off the events in Kirby’s Dreamland 2), and offering to answer any questions I had in reading their handwriting.

This would be one reason why my updates have been few since October. So be warned, a very long post under the readmore!

※Translated and reposted with the artist’s permission※

Keep reading

#read later

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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Wait, you do have a plush of Kirby himself, right? Right?

well..I do…

…except I don’t think anyone would want to see kirby with 6+ year old tree sap that has been not cleaned properly from younger me

and I don’t think I want anyone to think I did some weird stuff to it when it's just old tree sap (never interested in stuff like that)

I’ve been looking forward to buying the same plush somewhere so that way he can join in on the photos without random people getting the wrong idea based on his look

I literally kept forgetting about answering this one

#kirby #kirby plush #< prev tag #so it's just pretty dirty #it shouldn't cost too much to replace it #then again at least i wouldn't mind throwing it in #not sure if this helps you in any way but i remember having a medium angry birds stella plush that was absolutely bleeding stuffing #yet i still kept it with my other plushes until a) i got another normal stella plush in good shape... #and b) i had to basically put that medium stella plush out to pasture with several others in a mess too long/embarrassing to relay #just felt like relaying that story

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I lose it every time I realize that The Amazing World of Gumball and Dark Souls use sound effects from the same sound library. So many like stone crumbling and metal clanging sounds are shared between them

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere