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WE HIT 1K FOLLOWERS OMG!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

#thats the most followers I've ever had on anything ever!!!! #sorry for the inactivity im on holiday with my family lol #THATS SO FUCKING MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO INTERACTS OR EVEN JUST READS MY SHIT. THANK YOU!

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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Happy Accident

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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

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Why am I surprised this stupid horny post is blowing tf up.

Is 2k "blowing up"? Regardless it's alot for such a stupid horny post 😭😭💀

Love knots. Love the idea of knotting. Like oh nooooooo, ig we HAVE to cockwarm and cuddle in each others warm embrace with your cock buried deep inside me. Ugh that sucksssss :((

#like a few really popular blogs liked and reblogged it and now its doing numbers consistently. no sign of stopping 😭😭 #i have better shit to read i sweeeeear 😭😭

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I did it. I cracked.

I used assist mode in Celeste.

It took me till chapter 9 😞😞😓

I couldn't do it 😖😖😖😖

I WAS STUCK ON THIS ONE SECTION FOR A FUCKING MONTH I JUST COULDN'T.

#i had to bro i swear #i was gonna throw my laptop or kms either one #celeste game

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While standing in line trying to get some food in the southern Gaza Strip, he yelled at the journalist Fakri Ibrahim, saying: 'Send this picture to Israel and the world.'

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Yesyesyesyesyesyes

Do u mind if I add a little thing?

Cus what if the foods like... a little too spicy and the one eating it is trying to not show how much their tongue is burning while their lover is frantically apologising while giving them something to wash it down (like milk or the equivalent)

Or it's too sweet but they eat it anyway with a big smile cus they're so happy that their partner made it for them that they don't even mind.

Thinking about members of completely differing species still preparing food for each other. It's literally such a goldmine with sci-fi and alien romances.

Like... I looked up the popular cuisine from your home. I found most of the needed ingredients, plus a few substitutes that I triple-checked were non-toxic for you. I converted measurements. I definitely stained the entire kitchen because i had no idea this was the kind of thing that stained. I watched and rewatched tutorials made for someone with different hands, and I somehow made it work. I love you.

#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #that's just so cute #monster lover #alien x human #monster x human #monster x reader #monster romance

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Mage reader is definitely the type to purposefully jump into siren infested waters lmao.

Like imagine you overhear some sailors talking about how they have to sail past siren territory and your ears perk up. You beg the sailors to let you join, under the pretence that you're a studious mage who's "researching sirens" and "studying their magic". 

The sailors believe you and bring you along the trip to the rough waters of the siren's territory. They've all plugged and covered their ears as usual, except for you, you're too busy leaning over the ships edge to get a peak at any sirens below. And wouldn't you know, the second you hear the siren's song you're gone. Lost in a trance, blank expression unable to hear the sailors yelling at you as you stand up on the ships edge and jump right into the sea.

The cold waters shock you out of your trance as you take in the quiet surroundings, salt water burning your eyes. You try and swim to the surface but feel a strong tug on your leg. Squinting down into the deep darkness you finally see the creature you were looking for. 

Dark black eyes stare up at you from below, it's powerful tail swaying behind it. The siren pulls you down, deeper into it's predatory hold with it's clawed hands. You stare at it in awe and the siren stares back, confused as to why you aren't struggling at all. 

You then feel a pinch in your lungs as you run out of air. You promptly take both hands and firmly grasp the sirens cold cheeks before pulling the creature into a deep kiss. 

The siren freezes in absolute shock as you kiss them deeply. The kiss breaths magic into your lungs, giving you temporary air. You release the sea creature from the kiss and take a hesitant breath.

"That actually worked?!?!"

Your excited yell comes out as just bubbles in the water as the siren continues to stare, dumbfounded. Your hands move from their cheeks to the sirens agape mouth, excitedly exclaiming how sharp their teeth are while touching the pointed tips with your fingers. 

You're very touchy, the siren learns as they let you marvel at their body. Running your fingers down the sirens arm, comparing your hands, intertwining your fingers. The siren is at a complete loss of how to deal with this but before you can touch anything too important you feel that pinch in your lungs again. 

You look up at the beast and tap your lips. The siren finally huffs at you in disbelief and you take that as a yes and pull them in for another deep kiss. You kiss for much longer than is necessary and you even try to sneak your tongue into the kiss which earns you a little nip from the siren. 

The creature grins at you, pulls your body against theirs and comes to the conclusion not to eat you

You bring your arms around the shoulders of their much bigger frame as they hold you close to swim deeper into the cold depths. 

They have to show the rest of the pod this very strange human they caught.

#yesssssss YEEESSSSS #oh noooo pls don't eat me scary fish man plssss #monster x human #monster fucker #monster lover #monster x reader #terato #teratophillia #monsterfucker #merperson #siren #merfolk

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Stop that's so cute!

Monster sanctuary is such a cool concept. And the worker reader being all sweet to them helping rehabilitate them🥺

Ok ok Hi, idk if this is a request but... I just wanted to talk about shy bird boys sorry.

So Avian type monster guy, who is REALLY trying to court you but he's already pretty shy so the fact that you don't exactly know about Avian courting stuff does NOT help him lol.

I absolutely loved your idea about the preening! He just digs himself a hole cus he gets so flustered but has to try and hide it or else you might figure out he's trying to court you and then he'll really get flustered 🤭🤭👀

Omg I love this idea!! It’s so cute!! Hopefully I did okay

Gender neutral reader

You’ve been working here for about 2 years now. This is a sanctuary for injured and wounded species to rehabilitate as well as teach the public about these magnificent forms of life! So far you have mainly been giving the reptiles exams and administering shots. Not every day has been amazing. But it’s worth it for what you get to do here!

Because of a recent discovery your job now has a new species for care for…an avian. You’ve heard of them yet never really met one. Little was known about them. Unless you were unlucky enough to get close to their nest. The first couple days the avian was agitated. Dangerous in fact. They were worried to even send you in with him. Yet apparently you had a way with him. I mean he still wasn’t the most receptive to shots but he didn’t bite, or claw, or attack you like he did the others.

After a while your days mostly consisted of going into his enclosure and cleaning up or being around him. You noticed there are some days where he lays on the ground and chirps until you come over and pick things out of his feathers. But, it must just be because he’s a neat freak. He’s always picking twigs and leaves off of your uniform. Not to mention how he makes sure his nest is always clean.

Side glances here and there are something regular from him. But what isn’t regular was when he pulled you to the side. Worried for him you followed as he walked to his nest and sat down. You looked for any signs of injury? Was he hurt? Sick? You must have worried him by how much you were thinking. Because next thing you knew you have been pulled onto his lap. He can’t really look you in the eye it seems. He just..holds you. His head hiding against your neck as you feel the rumble of a soft cooing noise coming from him.

As you lean into him all you can think about is how strange this all is. There’s got to be more to it. Right?

#the other workers see u cuddling and they're like 🤨???? and you're just like🤷🤷 #monster x human #monster lover #monster x reader

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Thoughts on monster reader🎤

I LOVE monster Reader.

I think the concept is underutilized. Which Ig is hypocritical considering I've never written a monster reader story.

BUT I LOVE IT.

Especially if the monster reader is actually monstrous. Like really fucking scary looking and feral and their partner is just a regular person who should definitely be more scared of them.

#the more monstrous the better. #monster writing #monster reader #oh to be loved even as a monster

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Soooo when are you gonna write something about human x merfolk 👁️👁️

I definitely want to!

But I wanna write something unique y'know?

Like I think the idea of reader catching a merperson in a fishing net (accidentally or on purpose) is really funny and cute but I just did a story where the reader searches for and catches a monster so.... I don't wanna be repetitive lol

but I'm thinking many thoughts Anon. Many merfolk thoughts.

#monster x human #merfolk #merperson #monster x reader

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Holy shit people I've been reading for years now are liking MY shit????

I'm gonna fucking throw up (out of happiness)

#WTF #hello? #ig thats what happens when it's a small-ish community like monsterfucking??? #monster fucker #monster lover