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TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

#classic Tumblr shenanigans #may this site never die

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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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good riddance live

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Mycology: literally how we tell one kind of mushrooms from another

Astronomy I-

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[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

#this kind of thing can only happen on tumblr

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#hell no #in no way is Token of Friendship my best work #it just belongs to a massive fandom

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blimey this is sad - he was also known as Urf

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Compilation of tumblr users getting upset at decoy videos/posts/links:

Keep reading

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on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat

#I propose we all celebrate an Elon Musk day #change our handles and have at it #he can't suspend us all

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patreon.com/Orntlld

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Shadow

Art for Kylo and Hux 2021 team in the Fandom Battle

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Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon Additional Tags: Comedy, Crack, Action/Adventure, Tiny bit of Angst, Jaskier is an idiot, He really shouldn’t have been allowed a TARDIS, TARDIS ships it, LITERALLY, First Kiss, Smut in the last chapter, Developing Relationship, Getting Together, Geralt apologises Summary:

Geralt met Jaskier for the first time in Posada.

But that wasn’t the first time Jaskier met Geralt.

This is the tale of one very confused Witcher, one Timelord with an exceptionally bad sense of timing, and their love - in a box.

#geraskier #witcher #jaskier #witcher fanfiction

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Дьявола не существует

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Yrecqn

by WTF Kylo and Hux 2021 (Our_Own_Star_Wars)

Брендол Хакс, богатый и неприкасаемый мафиозный босс, убит. Армитаж Хакс, единственный свидетель, согласен сотрудничать с ФБР. Но сможет ли специальный агент Бен Соло защитить человека, ставшего живой мишенью? И сможет ли он остаться в стороне от жестокого столкновения двух преступных умов, борющихся за власть?

Words: 7651, Chapters: 5/5, Language: Русский

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Poe Dameron, Leia Organa, Amilyn Holdo, Phasma (mentioned), Snoke (Star Wars)

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Modern AU, FBI witness protection AU, Murder, Mystery, Developing Relationship, Subterfuge, Mind Games, Ben Solo Needs A Hug, Action, Gun fights, Kidnapping, Usual Suspects - Freeform, Single work, Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian, WTF Kombat 2021, Don’t copy to another site

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