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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
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starburr · 24 hours
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Married to the job (and each other)
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an encounter
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when you accidently beat off for the fourth time in one day
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Peridot. creature of the most. Peeking
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starburr · 2 days
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Blue Zircon’s flattered at your proposal, but she already has a very loving and furious wife who might claw out your throat if you try anything funny
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A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"
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starburr · 3 days
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BF Suletta and her CEO wife.
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starburr · 3 days
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Tomato genes.....
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Based on this tweet by comfiecore on twt
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starburr · 3 days
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Some quick space gays!
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I can't stop thinking about them help.
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watched Wall-e last night and thought of them.
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starburr · 4 days
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100 Words A Day V - Phoning Home [Family Week]
“…Andy, I know what marriage is, and that ain’t marriage.”
Andy swallowed as he listened to his uncle’s voice on the other end of the line. He already regretted telling him about the wedding - but he’d been asked what he’d been up to, and Andy DeMayo was no liar.
“Look, I… times have changed, and you-”
“Greg’s boy,” his uncle interrupted, “He was there?”
“He, uh… he officiated,” replied Andy, “‘Cause, uh, they were sort of mother…”
“Right, I see,” his uncle replied, “Tell Greg we’re coming.”
“But-”
“He can’t raise a boy right - so we’ll have to do it.”
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Amethyst holding Garnet! ✨ garnethyst deserve some love ✨ I’m finishing this series and nothing will hold me back now, CHECK IT OOOOOUUUT!
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