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Harvey: Why is there a pentagram on the floor?

Sebastian who is covering for Maru: You told me to satanize the clinic while you were gone.

Harvey:

Harvey: Sebastian, that said sanitize.

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Shane: I'm starting to regret showing you how to use the blender.

Jas, drinking pink cake: Why?

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Haley: We need to get through this door... Alex, give me your card

Alex, handing over his credit card: Here.

Haley, pocketing it: Alright, Emily you know how to pick locks right?

#incorrect stardew valley quotes #stardew valley #stardew valley emily #stardew valley haley #stardew valley alex

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Abigail: I just ended a two year relationship

Sam: Are you okay?

Abigail: ...It wasn't mine.

*Farmer and Sebastian are fighting near the pool table*

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Elliott at the saloon: Someone tried to fight a squid boy in the mines earlier.

Farmer, covered in ink: Well maybe they shouldn't be in the mines.

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Emily: It's your turn to wash the dishes

Haley, pissed cuz she did yesterday: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD

Emily: Okay but can you do the dishes before that? Please use soap this time.

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Farmer, looking at all of the singles: So what I'm hearing is I need to become therapy certified WAY faster.

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Sam sketch!!!!!! Please ignore the hands!!!! Or the guitar!!!!

[stardewfreak]

Farmer: I made tea

Shane: I don't want tea

Farmer: The tea isn't for you, I made it for myself.

Shane: Then why are you telling me?

Farmer: It's a conversation starter

Shane: It's the lamest one I've ever heard

Farmer: Well haha, we're conversing aren't we? Checkmate asshole.

#incorrect stardew valley quotes #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley shane #teehee

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If I could reset my life, maybe I’d start a chicken farm. Only free range eggs, of course.

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"The Break In"

I may be late to the Stardew Valley fandom, but I am no less obsessed.

Here's a short comic I did depicting a Very Good Plan from our resident Goofy Friends Who Pal Around and Do Shenanigans.

Script was written by @izzyzzl! He's amazing!!!

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You weren't supposed to do that

"Abyssal view" Credit for the idea goes to @di-ay-why-dino :D

Fun fact! the reason why this happens is because there's not enough path options OR it's too cluttered!

so give your spouse some space 😂 ALSO I forgot to add another T in the word "Elliott", MY BAD :/

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you WHAT?

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hehe hoohoo😈

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SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP

Aaaaand here it is, the next installment of our Merman Valley series...

MerShane! (And Jas :D)

They went scavenging for human trinkets lost on the surface. Jas found a human-polished shell and Shane got a little chicken pendant! it was a good day :>

Here's our previous winners, who were decided by poll. Keep an eye out for future polls to decide who is next to get merm'ed!

(...I love them so much)

#look at themmmmm #stardew valley #SHANEEEEEE #JASSSSSS #i love them so much

[stardewfreak]

Aaaaand here it is, the next installment of our Merman Valley series...

MerShane! (And Jas :D)

They went scavenging for human trinkets lost on the surface. Jas found a human-polished shell and Shane got a little chicken pendant! it was a good day :>

Here's our previous winners, who were decided by poll. Keep an eye out for future polls to decide who is next to get merm'ed!

(...I love them so much)