starryeyedmunson

[starryeyedmunson]

omg heyyyy guys. break is over!!! writing something rn and feels good to be back

[starryeyedmunson]

Hey it’s me 🦝 van vibrator anon

I’ve been searching far and wide for a Eddie fic where it starts all cute and snuggly like him just being handsy in the morning, massaging you over your shirt, and then it just gets to the point where he’s spitting in your mouth while you pull of his boxers to give him head ❤️❤️❤️

(Yes I had a wet dream about this which is why I can’t describe the rest 🥲)

Please lmk!!! Love ya💕💕💕

WILL be doing this. working on another fic rn but this is for defs on the queue

[starryeyedmunson]

ok this next fic i post is going to be a little out there, please do not read it if you’re not comfortable with drug use

[starryeyedmunson]

i have decided to change up my irl hookup routine to, instead of some netflix and chill, to me reading my favorite smut into a microphone while my partner takes notes in a composition notebook.

#i will literally do this #i deserve to be satisfied #starryeyedmunson

[starryeyedmunson]

guys irl sex is the most meaningless shit on the planet to me. literally nothing can get me more sexified than fanfiction. the sex i have is NOTHING compared to the crazy shit i read on here. all hook ups i have ever experienced have been so fucking boring because my sexual appetite is for a little more than shitty foreplay and a 10 minute excursion with a subpar male. i need the knives, the choking, the perv!eddie, the cnc, the somnophilia, the dirty talk. i need it all.

#like come on #please #starryeyedmunson

[starryeyedmunson]

my nsa agent watching me start typing “Ed..” into the tumblr search bar for the 90th day in a row

[starryeyedmunson]

SOMEONE give me smut tropes. please. like holy fuck.

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This is the face Mike Wheeler made at the rink when Will asked “Well what about us?” btw

[starryeyedmunson]

it was good! wanted to fight someone’s dad tho cause he was so god damn loud and wouldn’t shut up and I have a headache now😭

HAHAHA i love getting in fighting moods. so exhilarating. and take some advil doll

[starryeyedmunson]

i just got home from my brothers soccer game but yes I am! And I hate work too

oooooh fun!! how was game?

[starryeyedmunson]

gross, work

I did that earlier🤢

yuck i hate work, are you relaxing now at least??

[starryeyedmunson]

nothing much, youuuuuu

also nothin much, boutta go to work and slave away to capitalist america <3

[starryeyedmunson]

hii

heyyyyy what's cookin

[starryeyedmunson]

TW: ED

yeahhhhh so my eating disorder has committed the ultimate sneak attack. seriously like it’s a little too good at just comin up behind me and chloroforming my fucking face. so yeah daily reminder to eat??? people??? coffee is not eating so don’t pull that shit w me

#ed #eat something pls #just downed like 15 pounds in a week

[starryeyedmunson]

guys i am REALLY trying to write here but like nothing is coming to mind. absolutely nothing.

#writers block #god help me

[starryeyedmunson]

i’m so high i can feel every tastebud on my tongue

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FUCK okay. Shit. Ok let’s hope it’s someone good.

UHHHHH YEAH???? YEAH. SORRY I KNOW PEOPLE ARE NOT THE BIGGEST MIKE WHEELER FANS RN BUT HOLY SHIT I WANT HIM. AND I CAN SAY THAT BC HE’S ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME. WOW.

noooo pressure tags: @screameddie @worldofmunson @imagine-all-the-imagines yes thank you

Thanks for the tag, @stardancerluv!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’LL TAKE ‘EM.

No pressure tags: @lucy-sky, @writeroutoftime, and whomever else wants to do it

#i would die for him