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Our funding is up for review in the Senate, sorry for the hiatus

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why are you acting so retarded about a star wars poll?

You are being levied a 10,000 credit fine for using unpermitted slurs as defined by New Republic Senate Bill 8904.5.

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Not to be that kid that reminds the teacher about homework, but I thought Sebulba was sentenced to death?

Pending appeal and his participation in the podracer bracket.

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Sebulba Will Return

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By the narrowest of margins, Obi-Wan emerges victorious!!!

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You fucked Sebulba yourself!

This is an extremely inappropriate thing to say to a government official.

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PODRACERS IS THE WINNER

As a show of good faith, and to quell some tempers which have been flaring, the Ministry has permitted me to allow the voters to select December's bracket.

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starwarsbracket is nothing but new republic propaganda!! #FREESEBULBA and tell us what you’re really hiding!!

Once again, Sebulba is perfectly free at his villa on Malastare

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It could not be more obvious that ""sebulba's"" confession was written by his PR Team and not himself personally. And now he's under "house arrest" on his 25 acre Malastare mansion? Sebulba doesn't need all these people defending him, he needs to own up to his actions and face real consequences. He's not gonna fuck you if you're in the #freesebulba movement. He might fuck ur wife tho

Sebulba is not under house arrest, although the agreement reached with the Ministry temporarily restricts his ability to compete in podraces outside of the Core Worlds and his native Dustig sector.

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#FREESEBULBA

As I have already said, Sebulba is not being held in custody, and has returned to his villa on Malastare.

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Sebulba confessed to all charges under coercion!

Don't be ridiculous. We're the New Republic, not the Empire.

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My name is Taylor Swift, and I can confirm, not only did Sebulba cheat on me (Taylor Swift) but he also told me (Taylor Swift) all about how his greatest dream in life was to commit voter fraud.

Sincerely,

Taylor Swift

I'm very sorry to hear about that, Ms. Swift.

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#star wars #obi wan kenobi #lando calrissian #poll

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Since you are a bureaucrat, can you help me filling the form to get unemployment help?

(Idk abt any star wars drama)

Please file Form NRJB-091

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I am voicing my concern over the Chancellor referring to Sebulba as a “That Weird Hairless Rat Thing”.

While there is no disputing that Sebulba is a confessed criminal and also fucked that one guy’s wife, what impact will language like this have on the galaxy’s law-abiding Dug population?

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen.

Please fill out form NRRC-983

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Sebulba fans need to ask themselves one thing: would Sebulba simply winning the tournament have been funnier than this

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Im sorry I have to admit my accusations against Sebulba were false. As were many others. We literally were all hired by one man to spread anti-Sebulba rhetoric. We all went to a briefing at the same pub. I can point to them in a lineup.

This is not possible, as Sebulba has already confessed to all charges.