can zelda get him pregnant already damn
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oh my god you can give ur pet a hat in stardew
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are you mad at me
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hot things to say during sex
inventory is full
I鈥檓 out of range
I can鈥檛 carry any more
that spell isn鈥檛 ready yet
I need to target something first
it鈥檚 too far away
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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should鈥檝e both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
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her: i鈥檓 coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there
my dumbass:
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case that keeps him awake all night
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