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I was waiting for this to decend upon my dash. It ain't Christmas Eve until Phoenix says, "almost Christmas."

good morning ace attorney community

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #almost christmas

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I forgot to put these on tumblr lol! These romcom posters were made as an 'anonymous' gift for returnofthelu for the 2023 Halloween Exchangeapalooza! Check out all the entries on AO3 here!

These are also avail as posters, prints and stickers on my RedBubble!

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1. Movie poster based on Practical Magic, with the title in the top center and the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor the Relentless along the top. Nandor is close up in the center, face worried and thrown into harsh shadows by candlelight. Guillermo is just behind him, staring determinedly at the viewer with a stake raised. Nandor's left hand is held out behind him, the back of it pressed to Guillermo's chest as if to hold him back. In the foreground in front of them is a cluster of lit candles and the silhouettes of dozens of bats flying past. A tagline reads 'for a vampire with a lifetime of heartbreak, falling out of love is the trickiest spell of all.' Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

2. Movie poster based on While You Were Sleeping, with the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor the Relentless along the top. Close up of Nandor in his super slumber robes, eyes half open, drooling and looking barely awake, head surrounded by question marks. Guillermo, a vampire, is beaming and hugging him around the neck from behind, a smear of blood on his cheek. The title 'While You Were In Super Slumber' lays across them in white with the tagline 'a story about love at second sight.' Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

3. Movie poster based on The Wedding Planner, with the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor the Relentless along the top with the tagline 'a romantic horror comedy about love, wishes, and other events you just can't plan for.' Waist up of Guillermo and Nandor on a background of white roses dripping with blood, pooling and staining at the bottom. Guillermo is leaning heavily against the bottom of the poster with both elbows, one hand holding up his face as he stares blankly into the middle distance, tired beyond belief with dark circles beneath his eyes. Nandor is leaning into him from behind, one arm propped on his shoulders and holding a pen while he gestures vaguely. The other hand is holding up a notebook. Nandor, also with dark circles beneath his eyes but with a more manic expression, is looking upward and appears in the middle of reciting some new list of demands. The title 'The Wedding Planner' is scrawled over the top of them in fancy font. Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

4. Movie poster based on Pretty Woman, with the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Laszlo Cravensworth along the top. The title 'Pretty Vampire' is printed vertically on the right side with the tagline 'he flew into their lives, off the balcony, and needed medical attention.' In the center, Laszlo floats midair, facing left with one hand in his pocket. He is wearing a black suit with a patterned purple waistcoat and embroidered loafers. He is wrenched backward with a shocked and angry expression, bent almost in half, as Guillermo grabs onto his tie from behind. Guillermo, wearing a pink and red patterned sweater, black chinos, and black boots, is flailing midair, held up only by his death grip on Laszlo's tie as he pumps his legs back and forth in an effort to regain flight. His eyes are wide and panicked, teeth clenched together, and there are shadows of bat wings at his back. Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

5. Movie poster based on The Vow, with the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor the Relentless along the top. Nandor and Guillermo are facing each other in profile, intimately close and with their foreheads pressed together, smiling gently and staring into each other's eyes. Nandor has his hands on Guillermo's hips and Guillermo has one hand on Nandor's waist and the other tucked around the back of his neck. Several top buttons of Guillermo's shirt is open, and there is blood staining the collar and dripping sluggishly from two holes on his throat. Blood is also smeared around Nandor's mouth and chin. The title 'The Vow' is overlaid with the tagline 'his word is their bond'. Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

6. Movie poster based on The Breakup, with the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor the Relentless along the top. Nandor and vampire Guillermo are both sitting up on either side of a massive king-sized coffin with a double lid. A line of duct tape runs down the adjacent wall and divides the coffin down the middle. On the left, Guillermo, hair a mess and wearing a blue striped pajama set, sits with his knees to his chest, hugging his balled-up corner of their shared comforter to his chest and glaring off to the side, away from Nandor. On the right, Nandor, wearing a loose cream blouse, sits pouting with his arms crossed, glaring over at the side of Guillermo's head. The title over their heads says 'the break-up' with the tagline '…pick a side.' Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production. coming on a sheet near you November 2023.'

7. Movie poster based on Failure to Launch, with the names Guillermo de la Cruz and Laszlo Cravensworth along the top. Full body of Laszlo and Guillermo as Laszlo, wearing a burgundy and pink suit, cheerfully pushes Guillermo across the screen from behind, grinning at the viewer. Guillermo, wearing a teal and brown patterned cardigan, beige chinos, and boots, is leaning back into Laszlo, body fully straight and rigid, digging his heels in as they scrape along the ground. He looks anxious and terrified, hands up in front of him as if to protect him from whatever he's headed toward. The title above their heads reads 'failure to launch' with the tagline 'to leave the nest, some fledglings just need a little push.' Falling down from the title is a little black and orange bat, a dotted line following it down as it fails to fly upward. Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

8. Movie poster based on 10 Things I Hate About You, with the title '10 Things I Ate Instead of You' large in the right center of frame with the names Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz above and below it, respectively. A tagline along the top reads 'how do I resent thee? let me count the ways'. In the center is Nandor from knees up, curled in an armchair with his knees tucked to one side, his left arm resting on the chair arm and his right elbow braced on the other to play idly with his hair. His expression is a practice in aloofness, looking off to the side. Behind him stands Guillermo, left arm leaning against the back of the chair and right elbow braced to lean his head against his hand. He stares longingly at the side of Nandor's head, face flushed and lips pressed together nervously. Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.'

9. Movie poster based on You've Got Mail, with Guillermo and Nandor. Their names are listed at the top. They are walking casually toward the viewer on far sides of the image, looking off to the side away from each other with dreamy smiles, ignorant of the other's presence. Nandor is wearing a brown and gold belted tunic and boots, twiddling his fingers together. Guillermo is wearing black boots, gray chinos and vest, and his trenchcoat, a stake loose in his hand as it swings at his side. The background is blurry green and white, shadows stretching out in front of them. Between them, a tagline reads 'Someone you pass on the street may already be the love of your afterlife.' and then the title 'You've Got Mail' beneath. 'Text at the bottom says 'a beansprean production.' /end ID

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #romcom covers #wwdits fanart

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I'm so happy for Roach in these last few episodes. Everyone else gets misery and Republic of Pirates drama, while Roach has the best weekend of his life. Good booze and a drag show. Headclamp torture he clearly enjoys. Some dancing. And then a spa day with Fang. My man is living it up.

#ofmd #our flag means death #roach ofmd #ofmd spoilers #season 2 episode 6 #season 2 episode 7

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#we love to see a protective husband

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard #edward teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #stede x ed #edit #ofmd spoilers #season 2 episode 6

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This last episode left us on a bit of a cliffhanger when it comes to Stede and Ed. Do they want different things now? Are they incompatible? I don't think so. Sure, they both hate who they used to be so they've swung too far in the opposite direction to compensate, but underneath it all, they want the same thing. They just don't feel capable of achieving that middle ground, best of both worlds that would make them happy, so they both gun for lives that won't suit them any more than their old ones did.

Stede likes the romance and camaraderie of pirate life but the senseless violence and harshness will get to him over time. He is, in essence, a sensitive man who likes fine things, supporting others' dreams and protecting his loved ones. He just thinks fulfilling this dread pirate ideal will get people to love and appreciate him.

Ed likes the idea of retirement and being a normal dude, but he is also a person that craves excitement and recognition. A fisherman's life will bore him, but he doesn't trust himself to live as a pirate without causing others needless pain. He's also afraid of loss as well as the pain of seeing a loved one get hurt because of the pirate life. Or, because of him like he undoubtedly thought when Ned tortured Stede.

I think Ed and Stede will come back together better than ever once they learn to articulate their thoughts and get the confidence to pursue they life they'd thrive in. They can pirate with cleverness and compassion rather than cruelty. They can listen to the crew and support their dreams while also destroying their enemies for harming their own. They are strong enough to maintain that sort of life, and they capable of making others happy while doing it. They just need be honest with themselves and each other.

And listen.

Boy, do they need to learn how to listen to each other.

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #ofmd spoilers #season 2 episode 7 #stede x ed

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Poor Stede. He was getting increasingly cocky as the episode went on, but it was only after Ed left him again that he got reckless about it. I get it. Stede was used to feeling less than everyone else, and being recognized as a real pirate finally made him feel worthy of love and admiration. Only, people were still leaving him left and right. Not just Ed, but the Swede and Buttons in the past and Olu, Jim and Archie now. That's bound to compound his preexisting insecurities. The crew aren't just his employees. They're his family, and all he can see is another family that's happier without him. That he's still not good enough. That others will never care about him with the same depth he does about them. So of course, he desperately leans into the dread pirate shtick to the point that he nearly dies by angry pirate queen. It's what Stede thinks his loved ones want of him. But that's not Stede's appeal. Killing Ned wasn't the amazing thing that saved his crew the previous episode. Stede being interested in and supportive of rival crew was. Stede's crew aren't leaving Stede because they find him lacking. He just helped inspire them to self-reflect and get the courage to pursue the things that make them happy even if it means going somewhere else or becoming something else. That still feels like abandonment to someone as lonely as Stede. Hopefully, the season finale will help bring Stede peace and security. He just needs to know he's wanted and appreciated. That he really is enough.

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ofmd spoilers #season 2 episode 7

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And boy will all these people leaving Stede compound his preexisting insecurities. That people are happier without him. That even when he's doing what a real pirate's supposed to do, he's still not good enough. That no one will care about him the way he cares about them. None of that is true, but he's surely thinking it.

It makes me so sad the way that Stede is loosing all he’s crew

All the blondes are gone

Olu, Jim and Archie are leaving

Who’s next, why won’t they stop leaving!?

#our flag means death #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd #stede bonnet #gentleman pirate #season 2 episode 7

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some of Ed's most infamous crimes by @EnaBuns on X

#ofmd fanart #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbeard #edward teach

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if there's a fair amount of people willing to participate, i'll throw something together for next month (october)! please feel free to reblog to help get a bigger survey! also please feel free to reblog & put in the tags a secret third option answer you might have!

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows

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Nandor turning his back to a stake.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #nandermo #prev comments on point 👌 >>> #so all this blocking and postering from Nandor is (while hot) fruitless #Nandor literally tells Guillermo that 'oh i know i can' re: killing him #and then proves that he can by physically overpowering him #just to say ten seconds later: “you can easily kill me too #at Guillermo's whim Nandor would die and does Guillermo even kNoW??? #how powerful and desirable and sexy Guillermo is to Nandor!! #baby girl the apex predator would die for u and he's not even dipped in yet liKe

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day 3! first photo. I RARELY keep fandom photos so the fact that mar-apr of 2022 in my gallery i have a fuck ton says so much

#ofmd #our flag meets death #30 day challenge

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#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #nadja x laszlo

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Okay but can we talk about this moment:

Did anyone else notice how it seemed like Nandor is actually stronger than Guillermo?

At least that’s the impression I got because in this moment Guillermo is already a half vampire half hunter. So he should in theory have the same super strength or at least some since he’s transitioning

I was under the impression (based off the s3 & s4 fights) that Guillermo was evenly matched when it came to Nandor in a fight, if not capable of defeating him.

But after this scene, I was left wondering if maybe Nandor held back before? Maybe because he didn’t actually want to harm Guillermo.

I mean Nandors known to be this legendary warrior so.. it was nice to see that he can actually be very scary when he wants to be.

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #nandermo #season 5 ep 10

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On a second watch I’ve realized why Nandor was so…🥵👌 in the finale (5x10). He wasn’t the goofy dumb Nandor we usually see. He was completely serious. Even his voice was lower and more stern.

It’s a glimpse at the fearsome warrior and legendary vampire he supposedly is, but we never actually see. We see him be the type of vampire to casually kick Patton Oswalt off a roof, help murder a restaurant full of people, and kill Derek.

He also showed he can be competent and clever. He’s the one that figured out what was wrong with Guillermo’s transformation. He figured out how to lure Guillermo out of hiding. He figured out how to complete the transformation. And he figured out how to make Guillermo human again.

So…yeah he’s not just a pretty face, and that’s nice to see.

#and he looked sexy doing it #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #wwdits spoilers #season 5 ep 10

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As expected of Laszlo, he can take 8 men like it's nothing.

+ Bonus, he does have a limit apparently.

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #laszlo cravensworth #what we do in the shadows #season 5 ep 9

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honestly dont see how being a half vampire was a problem, Guillermo should go back to that

like yeah ok Guillermo went full tilt, tried the whole hog and it didnt agree. fair.

but he was actually able to have a lot of the cool vampire stuff (be a bat, move things with his mind, live forever without aging, etc.) with none of the downsides. plus his sweat could have gotten the vampires outside and who knows what other cool shit

im just saying, if the problem is that Guillermo can't be a full vampire but also the only downside to his time as a half-vampire was keeping the secret, then Nandor should just bite Guillermo, they exchange fuilds, and live happily ever after together as a vampire and a hybrid abomination ❤️

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #season 5 ep 10

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You must operate as the family you are.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | SEASON 5 FINALE

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #found family #laszlo cravensworth #colin robinson #nadja of antipaxos #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits tge guide