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Sit rep: something is up with this blog.

It seems I can post/reblog/like (not sure about comment), I can answer asks but only from my phone (because I can open the notifications which I can't do on my computer) and I cannot see or answer DMs (they have been hidden from me)

Posts from this blog also aren't showing up in tags so unless you're following me I don't think you'll see my stuff

I don't know what happened - it was literally fine this morning. I've contacted tumblr to see if they can help with what's going on (is there a privacy setting I may have accidentally enabled? Could that be it? I'm so confused).

For now, I'll be using my second blog, my OG @stoookes so please make sure to be following me there for future updates until whatever has happened is sorted. I'll be posting mainly from there, sharing to there and obvs answering DMs from there.

#sorry for this #it's really weird #at least I have my second blog #and that's working for now #please don't take my second blog too tumblr #i didn't do anything I swear

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Honestly, can't see VK and any of the babies, like Zak, Ollie, Sam, Harry, the Saffies, etc. working out as a proper relationship. The vibes I get are the babies having massive celebrity crushes on VK, and now that they're playing with/against him, the hero worship is jumping out. VK is amused and flattered at the attention he receives, and although he does humour them and flirt with them sometimes, it's never serious, and VK makes sure that they know they don't have a real chance with him

Yeah I think I’ll agree with that - plus the little ones will realise it’s more infatuation than romantic pretty quick

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Mark : Baz?

Brendon : Yeah, Mark?

Mark : Can a person breathe inside of a washing machine. While it's on?

Brendon :

Brendon : Where's Jonny?

#qahahahahahaha #prompt

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So tumblr has decided I'm not allowed to see DMs or inbox messages anymore...

Anyone know what's up?

#tumblr

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6N2EWWMzhY/?igsh=ZzBsYXF0bDl1NXYx

RR's Saffa babies are also taken with VK! Donovan Ferreira says he'd take VK on a dinner date and Nandre Burger says that he'd love to get into a war of words with VK!

Ahahahhahaha

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https://youtu.be/X7QbtfsMCus?feature=shared

well even the australian sports minister has a "total cricket crush" on vk, in her own words 😂

Oh god 😂😂

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https://youtube.com/shorts/B5nhD6lNJKM?feature=shared

Here's the link of that VK and Alyssa interview! Alyssa said her and Ellyse were around 17 at the time, so VK would have been around the same age too? Idk I think they're all from roughly the same age group. the funniest thing is that Starcy is right there, next to her, throughout this 😆

That is very funny

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Virat/Sam evidence-

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesnownews.com/sports/cricket/virat-kohli-punches-sam-curran-after-pbks-pacers-beamer-almost-knock-off-faf-du-plessis-head-watch-article-99655711/amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/sports/cricket/story/edgbaston-test-sam-curran-inspired-by-how-virat-kohli-batted-with-the-tail-1305554-2018-08-05

Virat/Ollie evidence-

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espncricinfo.com/story/england-in-india-2020-21-how-virat-kohli-warned-ollie-pope-to-prepare-for-spinning-wickets-1257496%3fplatform=amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/sports/cricket/story/it-was-awesome-to-see-him-first-hand-england-s-ollie-pope-in-awe-of-virat-kohli-1452284-2019-02-09

https://www.google.com/amp/s/timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/news/i-dont-copy-anyone-but-wont-mind-copying-virat-kohli-ollie-pope/amp_articleshow/67918339.cms

Virat/Zak evidence-

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/sports/cricket/story/crawley-gets-out-a-ball-after-kohli-heard-saying-loose-shot-coming-boys-1775692-2021-03-04

Definitely gives the impression that they have huge hero crushes on Virat, and Virat is just indulging them. Except for Zak. That was just good old fashioned sledging and hatesex

Ahaha - yeah there really isn’t anyone you can’t ship with him huh

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Nah tbh Zoinis, especially Adam, would be freaky enough to want VK as a third. VK probably wouldn't go after them coz they're committed, then to his surprise both of them come after him, begging him to be their third for a day or two. And VK goes, "huh didn't see that coming, but sure, works for me" 🤣🤣🤣

Ahahah - and so more cricketers want VK 😂

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asdfghjkl i just remembered, there's a video out there of alyssa saying that when they were in india for a tour, maybe in 2010/11, a guy came up to her and pez and said something like 'i'm the next big thing in indian cricket' and they sort of rolled their eyes... the guy turned out to be virat kohli (with a hilariously awkward way of flirting)

...so now i'm thinking about young omega!virat going upto two probably intimidating lady alphas, and trying to flirt with them 😭😭 obviously alyssa is with mitch by this point but i could see him and ellyse having something going on lmao

Aww - that’s sort of funny sort of cute 😂

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I haven't seen VK paired up with either of Zoinis tbh! Curious, coz Adam has got VK out loads of times, so some hatesex potential there, and Marcus used to play for RCB, so they've been friendly before, but VK deliberately collided with Stoin and glared at him during some recent match? Defs frenemies who fuck vibes. Guess I just remedied the lack of VK/Zoinis content, didn't i? 😂

Or maybe because Zoinis is almost canon VK knows he can’t have either and is a bit pouty?

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VK man, leave some boys for the rest of the population! This is unacceptable! 😤😂

Well here is the kicker - they all “want” VK but very few actually settle for him

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I don't think we've paired up VK and Stu yet? Which is criminal tbh, the two hottest omegas deserve to get it on at least once 😜

Ahaha - I’m sure there’s something between Stu and VK

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Hey, we haven't paired up VK with Ollie, or Zak or Sam yet! 😜

Ohh, do they work? I’m not sure I can see Ollie or Sam working - probably not Zak either but he might have a Harry link?

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyPgt6SySKQ/?igsh=MWJ1YzR3cmpueHI3OA==

Okay, you shouldn't have mentioned Harry Brook, bc I immediately searched about him and VK, any moments they might have shared together or mentioned eo 🙈🙈

So here you go: Harry saying that VK is the greatest ever odi player, and he'd love to steal him from the Indian team. So definitely a hero crush, which is understandable 😜

Also, the ICC caption is just "who wouldn't want to steal Virat Kohli?" Indeed, indeed, who wouldn't? 😉 Whether they're stealing him from India or from Pat is up to your interpretation 🤣😂

Jeez VK…. 😂😂

Literally I’m confident you could pair him with anyone

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There we go... Even Faf joined the ever-growing list of Virat's boyfriends. Is there one cricketer this man hasn't been paired up with??

Erm….

Harry Brook? 😂

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4czx7_ygGi/?igsh=MTR5dHZjOXJwa2x0Mg==

This is how Pat sees VK ❤️😭🫶🏻

He is so bbg my fucking god 😂🥰🫶