stonebutchloverboy

[stonebutchloverboy]

i graduated college today!

#pretty cool huh #and I got all A's this semester even though I didn't think I would #and my girlfriend and their mom came to my graduation which is so sweet 🥺 #also the craziest thing happened afterwards #we went out to dinner and ordered some alcohol so the waitress carded me #and she saw on my ID what state I'm from and said she was also from there #which was already like “wow cool! what a coincidence” #but then she saw what town I'm from and wow guess what she's from there too #and we're like “omg that's crazy. what schools did you go to?” #and turns out she went to the same middle school as me #so we ask her how old she is and she's only two years older than me #so holy shit!! this random stranger from a random part of the country went to middle school with me #and just so happened to wait our table tonight #like! maybe we knew each other and forgot after all these years. honestly she looked kind of familiar at first glance #crazy stuff #I'm gonna look her up in my old yearbook when I get home

[stonebutchloverboy]

my partner told their mom that we're dating and their mom told them that she's fucked women before :0

#how are you just gonna drop that info on your child after over 2 decades of being their parent #this is so wild #also hi i haven't used social media in forever #my butch

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my girlfriend and i are finally both taking classes at the same time, which means i get to fuck them between classes :)

#and like #eat meals with them #and just generally spend time with them #and we have a class together!!! #my butch

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my partner accidentally left their mask in my dorm, and now i feel like the prince from cinderella

#my butch #sometimes i stare at it longingly #as i haven't seen my dear darling butch in several days

[stonebutchloverboy]

how exactly do i surprise my girlfriend for their birthday when i don't have a car and can't get to a store without that very girlfriend driving me?

#my butch #this is certainly a predicament #at least it's still a month awayyyy #i wish my birthday was first so i could at least see what they do for me to gauge their expectations lmao #i mean i know that sappy dork will love even just spending time with me but i wanna spoil them!!

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hehehe my bedroom smells like my girlfriend >:)

#my butch #i step into my room and get hit with that sweet purfume smell and huge rush of dopamine

[stonebutchloverboy]

💕❤💞💘💖❤💕💘💞❤💖

#my butch #last night was amazing #they make me so happy #i stayed over and we cuddled all night

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I'm finally gonna see my girlfriend in the next hour!!!

#my butch #holy shit holy shit holy shit

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i can't believe I'm back!! this morning i flew to my college's city that i had to vacate in march 2020. it's so lovely here, god i missed it so much. unfortunately it seems like i won't be able to see my gf today bc we're both pretty busy but goodness!!! just knowing that I'm so close to them right now!!! after a year and a half of living in another state!!! i feel almost high from it

#my butch #i can't wait to see my girl #i can't believe i get to see them in person so soon #and i'm gonna meet their sweet baby brother!!! #i love that little dude

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SIX MONTHS WITH MY BABY!!

#my butch #every day still feels like the first #i can't believe we've been dating for half a year and have never even hugged :'( #the only time we've ever touched was when our hands brushed up against each other on accident once #i'll be seeing my gf in person very soon though #less than 3 weeks :0

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our fifth monthiversary is in a few days and i have a big gift almost ready for my gf but maybe i should save it for our six months? i'm so eager to give the big gift to them but i don't have something bigger in mind for our six months so 🤔

#my butch #i'll probably make something small and quick for our five months and give myself more time to work on the bigger gift #six months is a pretty big deal after all #i should make sure they get something really good for it! #so whoops sorry baby but you're just gonna have to wait!

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so apparently my girlfriend's mom found a very "top-y" picture I sent to my gf and was like "who is this? is this a boy or a girl?" lmao

#my butch #my baby was able to change the subject luckily but i wonder what their mom thinks of them just having this picture of some mysterious person

[stonebutchloverboy]

#i think it's really sexy and cool of me and my girlfriend to go by he/they and she/they pronouns #these lesbians kind of look like us actually

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i can’t decide what’s more delightful: the fact that my girlfriend was almost named after shakira, or the fact that they grew up in the same city dr. doofenshmirtz was implied to be from

#my butch #i feel like my baby would be really good at 'two truths and a lie' #i can't believe i almost dated someone named shakira #i love them so much

[stonebutchloverboy]

oh to give a butch little kissies until theyre laughing and blushing

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They hate to see a boytoy winning

[stonebutchloverboy]

hey i hate to beg but can someone send me $20 so i can eat?