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❌ CARNAGE (Tw; blood/gore)

#op let me eat your art #THE HAIR #THE EXPRESSIONS #NOM NOM NOM

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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map of the hermits’ starter bases :)

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Alright Tumblr now we know that Scar won secret life, what should is symbol be?

Sun = Grian

Stars = Scott

Moon = Pearl

Mars = Martyn

Scar = ???

Suggestions I’ve seen so far:-

- Earth

- Pluto

- Mercury

- Meteor

- The Void/ Black Hole

- The Sky

- The Eclipse

#i really like Eclipse #because of the parallels with pearl #and grian oc

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Technoblade

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i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

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Hello welcome to doctor office let's see what the problems

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Genuinely, the funniest way I can interpret Matpat's character in the FNAF movie is that he's a true crime girlie obsessed with the case of the missing kids at Freddy's. Like, he's one of those true crime obsessive weirdos who like to do armchair detective work.

-He has an entire theory board about what could've happened to the kids and will tell anyone who's willing to listen.

-He's actually got it right once (you know, kids' bodies in suits). But by then, he'd already called the cops about the case so much they just ignored him because they think he's a crack pot.

"Aren't you the kid who broke into the place to dismantle the pizza ovens because you were convinced their bodies were in there?"

"Yeah, but this is different-"

*click*

-He's one of the reasons they had to hire a security guard. If he was anyone else, William Afton would be worried about him, but no one takes him seriously (would you?), and he just hires someone to watch the place. They don't last long.

-The only change to canon being he's *slightly* more involved in the story when Mike wakes up to the guy trying to sneak in the backway.

-The guy, his name is Ness, as Mike finds out, starts talking at him about his theories but leaves when Mike threatens to call the cops.

-It's only after the animatronics start acting weird and haunted that he goes to the diner that Ness works at to see if the guy is *maybe* onto something.

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Just started the new event... I'ma just say that having a poetry event without Kazuha feels like a CRIME

#genshin impact #kazuha #waterborne poetry #like i know that its and event for Mondstat and Liyue residents but COME ON IT'S KAZUHA

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A whole year later and you got your wish

Every time I see Buggy I don't understand why is he not Tumblr Sexyman? Dude is a pathetic wet cat of a man and is also a clown, isn't that what Tumblr thirst for???

Buggy for Tumblr Sexyman 2023 let's making it happend please 👏

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I didn't get the buggy hype until I saw this person's art.... now I have huge brain rot

we clownposting again

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can't wait to see impel down arc in live action in like a decade

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A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone

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Eating a cracker- feeling good 🥰

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Do you like socks too?

Very much yes

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Holy crap y’all gotta calm down

I really liked the ending!! Like yeah it didn’t wrap everything up in a neat little bow but did you expect it too? There was just sooo much that I think resetting the world was a good thing. I’m honestly really excited for season 2 :) I’m excited for them to just mess around on a new world (and have some lore?? Maybe? Idk) Honestly for a while it felt like the Dream smp was kinda dragging a little bit, like they were stuck, so this fresh start is much appreciated :D

And people saying the c!tommy was agreeing with c!dream? Or being sympathetic to him? I don’t think that’s what it was at all?? To me I saw it as c!tommy just finally seeing c!dream as a human. Sure he’s a terrible human, but a human nonetheless. He’s not some evil being, and I think that’s what they were touching on. C!dream was definitely not forgiven, and I don’t think he deserves to be forgiven. But he deserves to be seen as human.

Anyway in summary I really liked the ending and if you didn’t then go read some fanfics or something. You don’t gotta make everyone else miserable.