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even more hermits as text posts

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more hermitcraft as textposts but this time i’ve collected just so many about fish (and other… related… things…) that it’s all youre getting

part 1 here

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get rendog and brennan lee mulligan in the same room and let them monologue at each other for a while. i’d like to see what happens

#W A I T /pos #guys can we do this #can we please do this #guys

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another batch of textposts: hermitcraft edition!

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Hey Stump! Glad to hear you've got some free time :D

Could I get one small Xisuma, please?

one small xisuma!

from this post

#soooo small #who does he think he is #unbelievable #put him in the cardboard box #xisumavoid #art

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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so, did I ever tell you guys about the time my roommate accidentally simulated gender dysphoria in VR?

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am I the only one who really hates the "and then everybody clapped" thing?

like. dude. if you don't believe a story, KEEP SCROLLING. stop calling people you don't know on the internet liars because they go outside and interact with other people and get fun stories from it.

I fucking love telling stories, and I'd hate it if I told a particularly interesting one only for every reply to be sarcastic and accusatory. please can y'all Not. perhaps.

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the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne #hadn't heard it up until now #it. it kinda slaps I'm ngl

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I hope they keep doing this bit forever.

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#oh my GOD #hand it over hand it over

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Oh my god??? JIMMY???

SIR???

#head in hands is he even. is this real. #losing my mind #guys what if I threw them off a cliff /a/pos #team ranchers #jimmy solidarity

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I'm sorry but exhels or helsex whatever that ship is so baseless and annoying especially that One artist who's completely bastardized both evil x and helsknight's characters

Like I'd rather see a million scarian posts than one more exhels

#NOOOOOOOOOO #I am SOBBING #why can't I have a million scarian posts AND a million exhels posts huh??? why can't I???? #they say this like exhels is a Super Popular Ship with Many Followers like my dude we got like. three and a half people. #anon please stop being mad at three and a half people <3

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PALESTINIAN KUFIYA RAFFLE!!

I am raffling off TWO authentic kufiya’s from Palestine!! I know they are almost always sold out and I was generously sent 2, so I figured I would try to raffle them off and help a Gazan family at the same time 🤍🇵🇸

HOW TO ENTER:

Donate the equivalent of €10 (or more) to Hani’s gofundme! This is a vetted gofundme (and a friend of my dear Elios @fallahifag 🤍) and Hani needs help getting his family out of Gaza.

Once you donate send me proof of your donation and I’ll enter your username into the raffle.

EVERY €10 DONATED COUNTS AS AN ENTRY (so if you donate €10 that is one entry, €20 is two entries, etc)

My possibly out-of-reach goal is to not choose a winner until Hani’s gofundme reaches at least €10,000. I will reevaluate if that goal isn’t being reached in a reasonable amount of time. I will use a random generator to choose two winners- you must be comfortable enough to give me a name/address to mail it to if you win. It’ll basically just be first come first serve for who gets which kufiya.

Please keep donating and FREE PALESTINE 🤍🇵🇸

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helsex. if you even care

(click for quality ig)

[I.D. A fully rendered digital drawing of Evil Xisuma and Helsknight from the waist up. They are asleep with Ex resting against Hels' shoulder. Hels is wearing her armor while Ex is not, only wearing a sleeveless crop top. There is heavy golden lighting on the piece from an implied sunset and the background is a blurry, loosely painted tree and greenery. END I.D.]

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#hermitshipping #hex #exhels #OBSESSED WITH THEMMMM #my. my stupid gays. I hate them /pos