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I just want someone to think I'm pretty and not just be told by my friends that I am because they kind of have to

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Just got on tumblr after years and my account was a bad idea. Like wtf I thought this was the perfect account set up when I was like 14. I deserve to go to JAIL

#text post #text #photo #tumblr post #tumblr #wtf lmao #wtf is wrong with my brain #wtf is wrong w me

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DOCTOR WHO | The Big Bang (5.13)

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Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

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#OldTownRoad is now the only single to ever go Diamond while still #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It’s also the longest standing hip-hop single at #1 ever with 13 weeks at the spot; even surpassing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” 😯

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David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were

Tenth Doctor

10/10 (hehe)

Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.

Casanova

1000/10

World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.

Peter Vincent

10000/10

Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.

Alec Hardy

1/10

Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.

Peter Carlisle

100/10

Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.

Scrooge McDuck

1000000000/10

Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.

(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)

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This felt like an appropriate photo to share today! Thanks for all the love on my new video, it’s been very inspiring to read all of your stories in the comments too. 🌈😊 https://www.instagram.com/p/BzYZ-PWDoLD/?igshid=15ixfah3b7uxv

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my last two brain cells communicating with each other

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Jesus, Mate.

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EEEOOOOOWW.

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i’m warning you the new danandphligames video is LITERALLY clickbait

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#LesterLads (at Regents Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BopMBI5DRZa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ggslromdyl88