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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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#surprisingly a bear even tho i was not into ANY other teddy bears besides her #she was a red wine colored bear that i gave a baby dressy shirt to #and carried her around literally everywhere #she was just “bear bear” that was her name #i loved her so much she had tons of bald patches last i saw her

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I am honestly deeply curious about people's preferences from this list. Mostly as I just made one of these and brought it to a potluck and it is gone. Leave your distaste for Midwest cuisine at the door please. Yes, all of it will fluff you up for winter, that's like 63% of the point.

But for real? Which one do you just... almost hate yourself for loving the most?

#DEVILED EGGS ON TOP #YAAAAAAARGGH #I WANT SOME RIGHT MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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reblog to pet prev

#pettting and petting

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#sorry i only reblog the ones i love but lmao #I FUCKNG LOVE THIS SONG UGHHHH #forever fav

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#YES YES YEEEESSSSS #IM SO HAPPY

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

#homestuck #im choking

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do you think handsome jack would hit the whip and nae nae?

i read this and started coughing

oh my god but tbh no i dont think so

#asks #kaelosmythos

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Danger Days haters are so fucking annoying

“it’s wayyyy too pop punk-”

SORRY couldn’t hear you over gerard warning us about the dangers of late stage capitalism over ray’s beautiful guitar solos

#i’m a danger days boy #pry it from my cold dead hands

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#sailor moon #why isn’t that on here i cry…

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.