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genesis is honestly the entire tortured poets department

Genesis, forcing Sephiroth to listen to ttpd: Isn't this album so me?

Sephiroth: Absolutely. They even named a song after you.

Genesis: Which one?

Sephiroth: The smallest man who ever lived.

#down bad is literally about their toxic relationship #it’s even got experiments and alien imagery #also does that make Genesis Sephiroth’s albatross? #cause boy do I have something to tell you about THAT literary reference

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young gladio & ignis at royal events

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Watching demon slayer for the first time, and thus far my favorite thing is whatever the hell Nezuko is doing in the background at any given moment.

#demon slayer #nezuko kamado #first time watching

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aerti 🫶 ive been into them lately GAHSH

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KINGDOM HEARTS (2002)

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Sephiroth:*walks by Cloud and scoops him up then LITERALLY throws him*

Zack:*waiting at the end of the hall, catches Cloud, and starts running off with him and tosses him up to Angeal*

Angeal:*hanging from a bannister and grabs Cloud then tossed him to Genesis*

Genesis:*catches Cloud and takes him to Lazards office*

Lazard: For Goddess sake, you could have told him to come here!

Cloud: When I said I wanted you guys to pass me around, this wasn't what I meant.

#the response had me choking on my spit! #damn pumpkin I feel like I just got AGSZC jumpscared #give a dude a warning

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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! w/ strifelumhart they r BUTCHES and r IN LOVE

#wait a minute #wait hold on #hang on #just wait #I can’t- #just hang on #just hold up #ahhhhhhhh #look at them!

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I too dable in the art of occasional tumblr posts.

occasional posts from users

#tumblr #love the idea that we are all just irradiated raccoons living in a shelled out village

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Ship war is over

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AGS at the Tailor Shop

Tailor: Sir, stop clenching your butt while I'm measuring it, that won't make it smaller and will only cause problems when you put the pants on.

Angeal: *embarrassed noises*

Tailor: Now move your tree tr- THIGHS, move your thighs apart so I can measure them.

Angeal: I'm a monster. 🫣

Tailor's assistant: *drooling* hell yeah

Tailor: sir, do you know what BDSM is?

Sephiroth: yes, Bagel Delivery Shared Monthly, Fair says I'm excellent at it.

Tailor: Ok, what about a leather fetish?

Sephiroth: Hmm, I've only seen wooden or stone fetishes in temples; I suppose leather fetishes decompose more quickly and may be lost to history, but that is an interesting historical thought. Perhaps Rhapsodos would be interested, you should ask him.

Tailor: Bondage?

Sephiroth: I've rarely found that necessary, my targets are usually dead and capture is not requested by Shinra. If it is, they're too intimidated to try anything. I think it is my size and prowess with a sword that makes them submit.

Tailor: ...

*after 17 hours*

Tailor: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD DESIGN AND CRAFT IT YOURSELF!!!

Genesis: MAYBE I SHOULD!!!

#Angeals got me and mossy howling

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Those are his emotional support idiots.

saw an alphabetical Art challenge I wanted to do and realized most times i like characters in pairs and groups more than individually. like Angeal, Sephiroth and Gen are a package deal to me do not separate

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Every time I read a KH fic by @inconsistentracoon I go mildly insane for a few days as the Muse possesses me. This is a scene from their beautiful epic Kintsugi (https://archiveofourown.org/works/40410993/chapters/101232360), in which Kairi and Riku wait for Sora to wake up…….

#this fic broke me

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He does them when he gets bored. So he’s got them in:

- classic literature (BA hons, MA and PhD. also has a specific PhD with published thesis paper on Loveless as a pseudo-historical religious text and its relevance to modern life, AND several research papers written on Homosexuality and the literary figure.)

- anti capitalist literature (MA)

- medical law (BA Hons)

- nursing ( BA hons)

- agricultural development (BA hons, MA and PhD (this was his first complete PhD at aged 14))

- botany (MA as a supliment to his Agroculture degree)

You know…. Important stuff

Genesis has multiple PhDs (yes I know this isn't how it works in real life, shhhh)

@rottenpumpkin13 and @birdblacksocialclub (giant Genesis nerds) and @strayheartless (who was talking about this with me) or @ anyone who has opinions, please add your thoughts/fields of study.

He found out there was a program in the Shinra compensation package for people to pursue higher education, and that it didn't have a limit on PhDs. So far, he's studied and received accolades in:

Literature

Botany

Political Science

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‘Tis a fortunate life we lead! A life of Happy poverty if one will!!

I always thought I’d be Jane Eyre… turns out I’m the problematic woman in the attic.

*Breathing in black mold in a tiny little attic room, sharing a cold pot noodle with the family of mice living in the mattress*

I just love literature so much! I'm so thrilled to get to live like Rochester's wife!

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It’s someone’s birthday today :3c

#hap birth you stupid Labrador puppy #squalls having flash backs to his dream as an idiot #laguna loire #we love one man #it’s him he’s the man