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*Look in any other ship tag: ah thats a cute fanart. lots of sweet photos of them holding hands and other cute stuff

*look in dirkjake tag: ah thats jake bashing dirks head in with a rock. ah thats them beating the shit out of each other. ah. i see.

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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let them smooch!! 

((neil is bending his knees a lil so andrew can reach🙏🏻🙏🏻)

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so uh. has anyone done this yet

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we're so back, aftg nation, let's gooo

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"Did you think you were special?"

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Nora shared a thread on Twitter of in-universe memes and I had to join in

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cardinal red

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“Hello, Jean,” Nathaniel said.

“Go away,” Jean said, in a voice he barely recognized. “I have nothing to say to you.”

“But you’ll listen, because I just told Ichirou where you are.”

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“There was an entire drawer dedicated to cheese”

“Half of the [cutlery] drawer was filled with candy bars”

THIS IS INVALUABLE AND HILARIOUS ANDREW MINYARD LORE

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i know she probably just pretended she didnt so jean would talk to her but im fucking dying at the idea no one ever actually explained the game to her. it could almost be true

#tsc spoilers

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Andrew: I noticed our bank account balance looks a bit lower than it should. Any idea what that’s about?

Neil: Oh, yeah. I had Stuart put out a hit on an ex-Raven while I was in LA. Some asshole who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer when Jean told him to fuck off.

Andrew: Cool, just make a note about that in the budget.

Josten-Minyard budget item from July 2007: “$500,000; Los Angeles garbage disposal fee”

#tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #aftg

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Too bad Andrew wasn’t there to see Neil make the fbi wait for him to finish his little drinky drink. He would’ve loved that shit

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Tehee he's so cute!

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jean: traumatised, in denial, trying to get through each day, terrified of his future-

jeremy: this is my cardboard dog barkbark von barkenstein

#tsc #the sunshine court #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court