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we unkilled parker.

#UGH pain. ow #fanart

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👀      STALKER - ISH     SENTENCE     PROMPTS    !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,  change  pronouns  as  needed .

“  are you following me? ”

“  i think i’m being followed, like everyday.  ”

“  maybe i’m crazy but i always feel like someone is watching me.  ”

“  i keep getting unknown texts and calls, it’s getting scary…   ”

“  isn’t that, like, you know, stalking?  ”

“  you know you are stalking them right?  ”

“  i’ve been hiding in the bushes, across the street, stalking you. ”

“  i’m not stalking you, just keeping up with you, is all.  ”

“  stop following me! ”

“  doesn’t that car follow you everyday?  ”

“  that’s like the fifth time i’ve seen you, with that car trailing behind. ”

“  this is going to sound weird but i think someone is following me.  ���

“  yup, i’ve been watching you for a while now. ”

“  look, i don’t know what your deal is, but quit it.   ”

“  it’s kind of not normal to keep getting repeated texts and calls from strangers.  ”

“  i can’t tell if this is harassment or stalking or both?  ”

“  i can’t help it, i just want to see you, talk to you, always.  ”

“  if you don’t stop trailing me, calling me, everything else, i’m calling the cops. ”

“  are we really hiding in the bushes, stalking this guy/girl?  ”

“  i can’t believe you followed her/him home. ”

“  i actually do stalk you, i know it’s not normal.  ”

“  how long have you been stalking me? and don’t lie.  ”

“  i know you’ve been stalking for sometime now but right now is not a good time.  ”

“  instead of following me around, trying to be sneaky, why not just come talk to me? ”

“  listen to me, someone was in my house last night.  ”

“  i know when someone’s been in my room, my things are missing. ”

“  what is that guy/girl staring at me like that? feel like i’m being murdered in their mind. ”

“  i can’t even sleep because when i wake up, stuff has been moved, my blankets. .   ”

“  i don’t feel very safe anymore, feel like i’m being messed with. ”

“  i can’t help it, i find myself out front of your house very often.  ”

“  okay, how do you know my name? how do you know where i live?  ”

“  look, i’m not up for playing whatever sick twisted game you want to play.  ”

“  are you the one that keeps calling me unknown? just breathing…   ”

“  the same breathing from the phone calls is what i hear at night in my room.  ”

“  if this keeps up, i’m afraid i might end up kidnapped. ”

“  i went to the police, they can’t do anything without a description. .  ”

“  these little notes were cute at first now they’re getting creepy…  ”

“  what the hell? who would a leave a note like that to someone?  ”

“  the notes, phone calls, texts, something is going on here. “

“  you’ve been being stalked for months and you’re just now saying something? ”

“  look, i know you think this is some cute anonymous kid with a crush but it’s not.  ”

“  so, what are you going to do? are you going to the police?  ”

“  i keep thinking that every person i know is this stalker. ”

“  why am i being watched and stalked? i literally do nothing! ”

“  have you told anyone about this? ”

“  what should i do, if i’m being stalked? ”

“  i know there is someone in the room, i just heard breathing. .  ”

“  whoever is stalking me, has been in my house, there are footprints in the closet. ”

“  i woke up with my window opened, in the middle of the night, someone is sneaking in.  ”

“  i am afraid to open my closet door now because i’m afraid whoever the stalker is, is in there.  ”

“  can i stay at your place tonight? i don’t feel comfortable in my own house anymore.  ”

“  seriously? i figured this person would’ve taken a hint and quit by now. ”

“  you know, this is going to end with you murdered or kidnapped if you keep quiet about it. ”

#prompts #for when im bored and i wanna write gross shit

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No one described James and Aleks better than Strippin

#WAIT THATS STRIPPIN??????? #I HAVENT HEARD THAT NAM EIN YEARS WHAT THE EVERY LOVING FUCK

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steven suptic is like i'm a youtuber. i deleted every video on my channel. i am the greatest man on earth. i will not take any compliment you give me. i'm not cowardly, dude. i walk around on my tippy toes. i have COTC. i make amazing music. if you talk to me about it, i will not respond. i love playing games with my friends. i hate socializing. i'm the most famous man on earth. no one knows who i am. i'm a 2017 streamy award winner. i read every single sub message in my chat. i live with nick anderson from the wrecks and no we are not the same person. i put the toilet paper on the wrong side of the sink. i'm an actor. i'm a podcaster. i'm a producer. i'm just some guy. i permed my hair. i'm over 6 feet tall. i woke up for a 7:30 am among us lobby for months straight. i drink to maximize gulpage. i vape and i'm not proud of it. i'm a little rat boy. i'm a suck freak. i did not attend the capital riots. i'm an arachno-communist. i play crosswords with a furry most days of the week. i flipped my car in a roundabout and walked it off. i am in massive amounts of debt. i am the 1 percent. i am banned from tinder. i am not on parler dude!

#all of these are real #and i love this motherfucker with every fibre of my being god damn

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mr streamer steven suptic

#a mood

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I went to public school.

i lost it after attempt 510.

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

#swiss fucking cheese

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describe cib in three words or less if you can. - …must…be….nice.

#damn i miss this show

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bestie. beloved. bastard. (affectionate)

#loves it

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little thing I’ve noticed while rewatching videos: Jack smiles?? all the time??? especially on off topic he smiles and laughs all the time I love it. he just laughs at his friends jokes and smiles all the time it’s precious

look at this real life ray of sunshine

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Steve in the background of beyond the pine #203 curled up like a dog at the foot of cibs bed eating spaghetti

#steven i love uuuuuuu

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yall i missed steven.....his HAIR is so curly

#txt #im in love again

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no thoughts today, just steve with his thrifted gold chain and blue hockey shirt. :)

#i havent been watching the podcast but Holy Shit his hair........im crying?

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A full 180

#HOLD THE FUCK UP IM CRYINGGGGG I DIDNT LISTEN TO THIS WHEN I REBLOGGED IT LAST NIGHT

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Bonus video!

Honestly I thought this would be so much easier to edit than it actually was; I figured I’d just have to cut the one verse, but no. So many clips to edit or replace, trying to somehow blend the new transition between Michael and Gavin’s verses (which… meh), and then the truest struggle of all: figuring out what font settings they used so I could replicate the captions. That was seriously a good 75% of the editing time.

But that said, it’s done! I hope y’all enjoy.

#fucking beautiful thank u op

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SUGR? - What Happened / "Impossibly attractive gamer plays Among Us" / SUGR? - My Kinda Love / "Impossibly attractive gamer plays Among Us"

#oh steve i missed u

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IF WE HAVE THE SMEGGING COMPASS JEREMY,, YOU DONT NEED TO LOOK AT THE FARTING SUN, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COMPASS IN YOUR SHITTING HAND JEREMY,

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god tier alternative lifestyle episodes:

sugar pine 7

#a Classic