So there's this person I interact with at work and I met her last fall and last fall her hair was long and she wore pretty scarves and cozy sweaters and Harry Potter-esque glasses and she's so smart and she's TALL and this summer she cut her hair short and wears flowy tops and denim shorts and she's SO TAN and her LEGS ARE SO LONG and anytime I see her I have to stop myself from drooling and I'm pretty sure she's straight
I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
If you learned about the Boston Tea Party as an act of justified rebellion against unjust taxes in history books, but condemn the stuff goin on in Minneapolis as rebellion against the unjust murdering of black people... then you’re racist and never really learned anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯