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lesbianism is truly so magical

#thats all i have to say

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Listening to podcasts while going about my day feels so powerful. They don’t know there’s gay people in my ears

#they dont know about the gays and the horrors and the gay horrors #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #malevolent #camp here and there #horror podcast

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john PLEASE

#SGDJFKFL #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe malevolent

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Watch Alice get her a mocha again

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #pls i want them to fall desperately in love with each other

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BOTTOMS (2023) + text posts Dir. Emma Seligman

#i think this movie healed me actually #absolutely 10/10 wonderful experience #i love lesbianism #bottoms 2023

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adderall out here saving my life fr 🙌🙌🙌

#its actually amazing #i cant believe this is what its like to be functional #wow

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See people are always talking about his whimpering and how he’s a pathetic wet beast and a prey animal all sad and scared yeah yeah my favorite part of Arthur Lester is how quickly he resorts to violence when he feels even the slightest bit backed into a corner. “I’m so fucking tired of being hunted” yeah ok man. Gore someone about it.

#malevolent podcast #arthur lester #hes so pathetic until he decides to just beat the shit out of someone

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bro dreams when you go to bed high are something else like wtf

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if you badda Bing you badda boom 💥 kapow 💢 BAM!

#idk what that means eeither #shdnlfkbffbd teheh

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"ARTHUR HES CHOKING YOU!" john sweetheart I think he knows

I know its for storytelling reasons but its DO FUNNY when john describes an action scene for arthur and then we hear arthur scream and violent sounds, obviously being attacked and john goes "arthur youre being attacked" like thanks john very perceptive...

#malevolent #this is a comedy horror podcast <3

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This is how I feel about Arthur Lester in case anyone was wondering. Like someone come fuck that man. not me tho. but like. someone. Someone's gotta do it.

#arthur lester #arthur malevolent #malevolent #its so true #this is how i feel about all my pathetic podcast men

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Arthur Lester after being possessed, going blind, murdering three people, getting kidnapped, stabbed and put in a coma: you know I’m feeling rather chipper after that months sleep! Onwards and upwards!

Jonathan Sims after tripping over his shoelace: why don’t I just kill myself

#tw sui joke #malevolent #tma

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samama: oh mysterious paperwork Im just feeling so curious about the magnus institute, manchester

chester: Do not go to the magnus institute D͕͆O̩̍ ͖͛N̦̏O̬̿T̳͊ ͉ͬG̥ͪÔ͎ ͍̄T͉ͥO͉ͯ ̳ͣT͈̽H͓̋E̱̽ ͚͋M̤̂A̖̰͐̊G͚̼̑̂N͚̪ͥ͋Ṷ̠̈́̓S̼͉̍̒ ̬͈̌̃I̱̹̾ͤN̫̹͐ͯS͉̪ͣͨT͙͖͌ͪḮ̱͔̄T̯̳͑̽Ṷ͉̊ͨT̝͔͛ͣE͍͓͊̅ ͈̗ͥ͆D̦̘̂́Ȏ͕͈̟̆͗ ͍̘̮̏ͩ́N̜͇̜ͨ͐ͤO̰̻̬ͯ̏̒T̜̟͓̀̊͐ ̞̗͍͆͗̚G̙̗̯̅̄̽Ő̭̲̟̅͛ ͍̣͔̓̉̎T͉̮̹̐̓̊O̱̥̻ͩͫͣ ̜̻ͦ͋ͥͅT̖͚̗ͩ̉ͣĤ̯͉̪͐͂E̠̮͓ͦ̋̏ ̮̞͓͛̇̓M̰̫̖ͤ̐̄Ȧ͓͖̪̗̓ͯ̍G̼̱̭̦͋ͯ̔͊N̰̬̝̞ͨ̃ͮ͐Ṳ̰̘̥̄ͨ̉̑S͈͙̞͖̈ͫͮͬ ̫͍͙͕͒ͦ͋͌Ȉ̪͚̳͒̅ͤͅN̦̤̥͙͑͒̀̿S̼̫͉̼ͫ̄͌͋T̮̻̺̝͑͆͐͂Î̫̦͈̲̅ͧͪT̟̰̣̜͂͗͊̒Ṵ͇̯̮͋͌͑̚T̳̙̮̹̒̋ͪ̂E̝͉̺͚̒ͯ͌͌ ̤͖̺̱͌̌́̚D̖̲̗̼̏̿̃̚O̟̼̗̹͔̍̉̔̑ͭ ̹͕̙̳̲̿ͤ͑͌͗N̬̳̜̘͙͋̓́̎̽O̠̼̰̩̪̐̈́̃͋̑T̝͈̝̩̳̑̃ͨ̑̔ ̦̠̳̼͇̿̇̈̾ͩG͎̮͍̻̣̋͆̍ͮ̍Õ͔͍̼͔͈͆̑ͩͣ ̪̪͕̫͓̈͐̈́ͣͧT̟̫̦͕̩̑ͬ̓̄̄O͎͇͚͖̝ͤ̔̀̋͒ ̺̟̤̖͓̄̒͋̓͂T̳̲̼̫͆̋̒̾̍ͅḦ̭̰̼̜̮̐̓̊̚E̝̩̺̬͖͗̂͗ͪ̉ ͔̹͔͍̪ͧͤ̓̈ͯM͇͎̖͖͔̾̎͂ͭ̊Á̦̠̜̺̪͆̀̒͌G̜̬͙͖̻̲ͮ̊ͩͯ̋̈N̲̬̹̱͈̫͆ͣͭ̎ͫ̓U͙̯̥̳̺̦̾̋͐̽͒ͬS͔̰͉͉͉͙̎͌͗͑ͪ͗ ̙̖̮̫̮͈̍̂͗̍ͭ̽I̯̣̘͎̦̣͂̓ͩ̅̊ͦN̼̞̺̦̼͈͋ͮ̍̒͗́S̭͕̦͉̬͛̑́̽ͭ̓ͅT̻̰̬̠̤̬̑̈́ͪ͗̄̚I̯͚̻̹̞̓ͦ̃ͦͧ̃ͅT͈̤̭̤̜̑̓̂̍͋ͫͅŪ̲̙̘̼̦ͩ͑ͧ͑ͬͅT͖̼̦̳̟̦̊̂̔̔͋ͯE̖͍͈͕̺̪̒̓͋͆̑̌ ̳̱̯̜̻̭̾̐͂̑̔̅D͉̦̬̙͇̬̐ͮ̊ͫ̇̅O̮̺̲̭̻̟ͣ̾ͪ̽̃̓ ̙̙̼͈̺̗̤̊̍͌ͪ̌̈ͥǸ̩̼̫͇͓̙̏́͂̋͂ͨͅO̦͕͖̻̥̘̫ͤ̍̏͆̓̐̿T͙̩̳͔̙̫̻̔̍ͭ͑ͧ̿̚ ͎͙͖̰͈̗͇͛̂̊̄ͭ̋͐G̟͇͍̺͔̰͑̂̃ͣͫ̔̈́ͅO̜̙̠͈̗̖͓ͮ̀̂ͯ̽͒͌ ̪̯̭̭̳̻̰͛ͯ̊ͭ͊̃̒T͙̬̯͎͎͓ͦ̓ͪ͆̑ͥ̓ͅO̬̝̜̤̪͖ͫ̏̉̊̔ͮ̓ͅ ͓̯̺͎̭̳͔ͬ̂̑ͧ̈́ͭ̌Ṯ̯͎̗̪̺̼̐͑̈̈ͮ̃̌H̫̤̳̦̝̙̙͑̐ͩͧ͒͌̉E̱͎̘͔̘̪̮ͫͮ͑́̒ͦͤ

samama: lol that was kinda weird hey alice wanna go to the magnus institute

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #man has no survival skills

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I think Sam's about to get another mysterious email from Jon where the subject line is just "you fucking idiot"

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #samama khalid

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The d&d slander in this episode was so fucking funny. This guy goes "yeah d&d was dumb I'm not into that nerd shit. Also I grew a goatee and walk around in a long dark coat because I like being a mysterious stranger, I even have a silly voice for it."

Like the dice didn't even make him do all that my guy just chose the theatre kid life

#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp

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Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, we’re really in for it now

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tmagp 8

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me every week tho hhhh

#tmagp 8 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #live footage of me every Thursday