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Spy x Family Incorrect Quotes
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Anya: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like if I ever woke up as a peanut...
Damian: You would eat yourself?
Anya: I wouldn’t even question it
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Damian: So what do you have planned for the future?
Anya: Lunch
Damian: No, like long term
Anya: Oh...um, dinner?
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Anya: If I didn't know better, sy-on boy, I'd say you were scared.
Damian: Heh, scared?
*absolute silence*
Damian: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
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Damian, sweating: Anya, there’s something I need to ask you-
Anya: Finally! You’re proposing!
Damian: How’d you know?
Anya: Damian, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Anya: I even picked it up once.
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Anya: May luck (and this picture of Damian eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Damian: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Anya: Are you busy?
Damian: Yes.
Anya: Cool, listen to this...
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Anya: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Becky: *crouches down*
Ewen & Emile: *kneel down*
Damian: *sits on the floor*
Anya:
Anya: I hate all of you.
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Anya: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Anya: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Ewen: Uh... what's up with her?
Becky: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Anya: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Damian, crying: It's working.
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Anya: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Damian: Ok, Anya, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Anya: 1917.
Damian: ...You're ready.
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Franky on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Franky on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Yor: Oh Loid, we have a visitor!
Loid: Don't tell me it's Yuri
Yor: It's Yuri
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Anya: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Loid: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Anya: Not when you’re playing with sy-on boy. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Yor: But what about Loid?
Franky: Don't worry about him.
Franky: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
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Loid: Hi, I'm one of Yuri's emergency contacts.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?
Loid: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
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Damian: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Becky: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ewen & Emile: We got distracted halfway through.
Anya: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Anya: This date is boring!
Damian: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Anya: Then why did you invite me?
Damian: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Sy-on boy I'll do whatever I want!
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