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competitive switches who lock each other into chastity devices, and the first person to lockpick their way out gets to top

dominant who locks their sub in chastity and throws away the key

it's not actually a permanent chastity thing, they just like to have an excuse to practice their lockpicking skills

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Tumblr really is full to bursting of the fascinating category of people who will shout ACAB at the top of their lungs and despise the American prison system with dramatic displays of vitriol but when confronted with someone who did something they actually think is a serious moral transgression cannot conceive of 'justice' meaning anything except the offender suffering, preferably in dramatic and humiliating ways.

You see how the median opinion on prison rape remains shrugging and considering it part of the sentence, really.

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The thing with ADHD memory issues isn't that I'm blissfully ignorant of all the things I'm forgetting. I'm stressfully ignorant. I'm never suddenly hit with the unexpected feeling of "oh, I think I've forgotten something", because the feeling is never unexpected, nor does it ever leave. That alarm is blaring 24/7. If I didn't tune it out, I'd go insane.

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*two pumps in* ugh *turns off my sex playlist turns on my bad sex playlist*

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morning sunshine always treats me right

#me and mine #tits #butch #butch tits #you get the idea #ok to reblog

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morning sunshine always treats me right

#me and mine

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everybody wants the cnc content when it's summer and they're horny all the time and they want all that energy to get wrung out of them like the wet towel they are.

but they don't think about the trade-off. the midwinter moods, when they're depressed, moving low and slow. when you pin them to the bed one night, they protest, they struggle. they don't need this, come back when they have energy to deal with you.

but they're mistaken. you're not here to wear them out. you're here to fuck some life into them, fuck the fear of death back into their wretched and frail body. you don't give a damn what they want; you're here to give them what they need.

#cnc #seasonal affective disorder

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just want to second what folks in the reblogs are saying, ropes are a pretty good option here

They need to make more monster dildos strap compatible

#me and mine #monster dicks

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girl who grows antlers in an annual cycle of shed and regrowth. girl whose rack is so broad that she has to spend the autumn camped out in the back yard, unable to safely exist indoors. girl whose moods swing when the weather starts to get cold. girl who, when her antlers are in full bloom, opens your window one night and grabs your collar, dragging you out to her bedroll, spread on the chilly ground. girl who ruts into you for days on end, gashing your shoulders on her antlers as she wrestles you down, over and over again.

And then, a month later, the antlers shed and fall, and all she wants to do is cuddle you and pamper you. After all, you spent the whole rut season taking care of her needs, right? and now you're going to bear her such strong young, so really, you deserve to be pampered and taken care of all winter long.

wait.... thought about antlers hold on.........

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extreme sports idea:

two tops line up facing each other, eiffel towering a bottom between them. These tops then fight.

Sixty second rounds, bareknuckle boxing. first combatant to remove their cock from the bottom before the end of a round loses. swap sides each round so you're alternating holes.

#combat sex

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Perception check...

...or is it lockpicking, idk.

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ok but. cnc content with your domme in the room. because you're just a good little toy, right? and you can handle getting slapped around and fucked, so you don't need a safeword. don't you know that I can tell when you've had too much? leave it up to me. I'm going to sit right here, hold you down, and stare you in the eyes while a train of people do what they like to you. don't worry about using your safeword, I'll take care of you. i promise I'll tell the folks to be good if they take you too far. i don't want them to break my toys, after all, at least not permanently.

#cnc

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this! I don't want to impose myself on my husband's other partners but i just want to hold him while he's getting fucked, and to look him in the eyes and tell him what a good fucktoy he is.

in an ideal world anytime im sucking cock or getting fucked my wife would be there holding my leash cooing softly at me about what a slut i am

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what if... deliberate inversion of the very played out 'frat bros find out one of them has a pussy, gangbang him' plot. cis guy tries to sneak into transmasc frat, gets found out to be cis, gets strap-on gang banged by the rest of the frat

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