#// in either case this isn't much of a bummer if you're worried

[c4rdsharp]

meechi. tbh, i think i'm gonna end up canceling the stream tonight because i haven't been feeling up to much for the past couple days. i've been in a weird, fluctuating mood since last night and it seems to have carried over today. on top of that, it seems to be a tight week for some folks, so i'll go ahead and just refresh for next week! hope you're all having a lovely Saturday!

#( out of character. ) hold my cards i’m projecting #// tbd. #// also this is genuine and not an April Fool's post #// unrelated but i spent like an hour doing my planner + goals stuff since #// it's the start of a new month PLUS the start of a new week for my habits #// so lots of review and planning haha #// in either case this isn't much of a bummer if you're worried #// i wasn't feeling super into it this week so i'm alright with canceling for rn #// sorry for the sudden update

[statementlou]

Does it though? Liam’s socials have been as weird as his promo since they cancelled his album in 2018. He’s said he doesn’t have access to his social media accounts and he doesn’t have management either. Who is booking a tour for him? Why random dates in South America? Why the short notice? Is Liam even aware someone has booked tour dates for him? Plus there were anons to several blogs ‘reminding’ people there was nothing odd about Louis canceling those Asian dates the day before these dates dropped. I’ll be shocked if they actually take place.

I don't think there is anything weird about Louis Asia dates being cancelled, I didn't see any anons like that but wonder if they have to do with the fact that we were discussing it, or if they were just a response to the fact that tbh, whatever story is apparently gaining ground sounds kind of fucking nuts. I would also like to remind people that there's nothing weird about it! I can't imagine what you think is the connection between Louis' tour dates and Liam's announced dates and who on the inside is allegedly sending these anons about it, what kind of weird conspiracy would somehow connect the two and result in them being announced and then cancelled. I would actually really love if you came back and laid out for me exactly what that would be and how it would work (I mean this- whatever you are implying makes no sense to me and I am curious); but I (perhaps overly optimistically) suspect if you try to actually articulate this vague scenario you yourself will see how little sense it makes. But hey, maybe this mysterious conspiracy also involves all the other artists who had to cancel their Asia dates this year due to the exorbitant costs of touring there! But anyway while we're at it: it's not WEIRD that Liam's album was cancelled either or that his management is a mess- it's a BUMMER and it sucks for him, but it isn't some huge inexplicable conundrum. I feel like this kind of stuff in the fandom is related to how when you're young, no matter how much people say otherwise, it's impossible not to believe that adults are Different and that grown ups possess some kind of magic competence- similarly people in this fandom continually discard the idea that behind the scenes things are just kind of a fucking mess sometimes, especially if the person at the top of the pyramid isn't the most together. I have been more up on the exact details of Liam's situation at other times in the past than I am now so I admit, I'm not sure of some exact things and where they stand right now (if anyone is). But one thing I notice here is that I believe you are mashing together things about Liam's situation from the past couple years, some of which may or may not still be true, and things from now. I'm not at all sure that Liam doesn't at this moment have any management and given how many things he's actively up to that seems very unlikely to still be true to me. But also that term is pretty vague- like these guys have various different people and agencies for different things. He could lack a direct personal Manager (again do we know for sure that that's still the case, or just WAS the case) and still employ a booking agency and a PR agency, for example. I'm going to ignore the part where you ask if Liam even knows he's had dates booked because wtf. We all worry about Liam but I personally think the story you've apparently settled on about what's happening with him is unnecessarily extreme and somewhat insulting to him. He may or may not make every one of his social media posts himself (few famous people do) but he is definitely making most of them himself (thus why they are weird tbh, because he is a weirdo and is running wild a bit on the socials, bless him). Also if you think he has no management who do you think is posting his socials and holding him captive and announcing fake dates?? This is giving me a headache. Anyway: yes I do think Liam will play the LATAM shows if he's personally able to, which tbh seems a more likely danger to them going ahead than an international conspiracy.

#blah blah blah #also they are months from now how is that short notice #I have to say I think Liam NOT cancelling performances when he should is a much more distressing problem #than shadowy figures taking dates away from him #liam latam dates

[mytastessuck]

Gorillaz: Humanz

SHere it is, the comeback tour! I was so excited for this album, I sucked all the singles that came out before I could download the album. This album basically reminded me of the reasons I love Gorillaz. All of them. One particular reason a little too well...

Okay, let's get the elephant out of the room. This album is a bit controversial among the community for playing a little too hard to one of Gorillaz' strengths: showcasing cool artists. There are more than a few tracks where Damon doesn't even show up. Hell, my favorite track doesn't even have it on him. Me, I honestly don't care about that as long as I get to hear good music but for the rest of you die hard Gorillaz fans? Just think of this as a compilation album like NOW That's What I Call Alternative/Indie Hip-Hop/R&B/Electronica/Pop.

See? Rolls off the tongue. Now let's get started.

1. Intro: I Switched My Robot Off

Nice. Real ominous. Gorillaz really know how to build up a presentation. Feels like you're walking through the doors of the doors to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Anybody remember Legends of the Hidden Temple? Were there doors on that stage? Anyway, awesome.

10/10

2. Ascension

Holy hell, Vince really knocks it out of the park on this one. Different beat, nice flow, social commentary...He was not fucking around on this track. Damon's barely on the track but Vince makes up for it with his existential rhymes and chorus back-up. Man, Gorillaz has gotta take advantage of gospel more often.

9/10

3. Strobelite

That didn't take long, did it? Anyway, this is my favorite song on the album. Peven has an incredible voice, the music psychically compels you to dance and...that's it. Sometimes, well usually with me, you just need to go with Simple Yet Awesome. Have a good voice and a good beat. This song has both and I'm pretty sure that one day, a scientist will hear this song and will be inspired by it to cure diabetes.

100/10

4. Saturn Barz

Ah, the lead single from the album. Remember the 360 house, everyone? Yeah, you remember. Glad to have Gorillaz welcome back Reggae into their line-up with Popcaan manning the helms. He and Damon tag-team the eardrums with the power of dread as the instrumentation makes you feel like you're in a haunted house. Welcome back, guys.

25/10

5. Momentz

WELCOME BACK, GUYS! De La Soul returns to say some real shit about time and how you should, respect and stuff. Seriously, awesome track. Kicks so much ass and you can even dance to it as you wonder if this MOMENT will be one of the last times when you feel really happy. Nice...

9/10

6. Interlude: The Non-Conformist Oath

Hey, Steve Martin! I like to imagine a bunch of assholes listening to this and...just not getting it. Not us though. We get it. We're smart. Smarter than those guys...

10/10

7. Submission

This song had to grow on me but years after I got the album and after I learned to appreciate Danny Brown a little more like all humans should, this song became one of my favorites off the album. Don't worry Kelela, he doesn't carry the whole song. Her voice is so beautiful that it can calm a charging rhino or a coked-up Connor McGregor. These make the song a lot classier than it had any right being.

90/10

8. Charger

She's beauty, she's Grace...she's also Jones. Man, I haven't heard from this woman since Corporate Cannibal and she has clearly been keeping up practice. God, how can a woman's laughter both scare and arouse me? Damon's no slouch on this track either, singing about the monster that keeps us all tethered: the charger. I kid, I kid. Hey, did Damon really get a boner on stage when he sung this or are you guys messing with me? Message me if you know.

9/10

9. Interlude: Elevator Going Up

On a recent trip, I tried to go up the elevator but it was card-activated so a desk lady had to help me. That's it.

8/10

10. Andromeda

Damon has to do the heavy lifting here and his muscles have not completely wasted away from lack of use. He tells us to take in our heart and you know what? I did. I took this song directly in my heart...and my playlist.

50/10

11. Busted And Blue

Yeah, this song is a bummer. A good bummer. It's Broken's younger brother who joined the army to make his parents proud after he couldn't get into university like his older brother who managed to form a separate family with his squad and began to think that maybe he was good enough after all before his squad gets bombed and, as he lies legless dying painfully on the ground, a blue butterfly land directly on his outstretched busted hand...

Directed by Mervyn LeRoy

10/10

12. Interlude: Talk Radio

You ever wonder how we get voices in machines? I know you think it's a complicated process but I know a dude who picked up the radio in his electric fan once. Think about it.

8/10

13. Carnival

Again, this song had to grow on me but one day, while I was thinking about Gamzee for a godforsaken reason, I thought "Geez, he talks about the Dark Carnival and the Dark Carnival isn't even some of ICP's best days. What's a good song about a carnival?" Anyway, Anthony can spin a person's mind and mind around just by singing. He's wild.

80/10

14. Let Me Out

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Mavis was Vince's mother? She's not but that would be funny as well as cool. Her and Pusha T bang on the walls of this track as they rant about the politics at the time of this song. Yeah, they're talking about Trump. That car horn can't protect you forever, you orange bastard.

9/10

15. Interlude: Penthouse

Dear Penthouse: Hi. Does anyone check in on you, just you? I'm here to say I think you're important and you provide a necessary outlet for men to brag about being perverts. At least before the Youtube comment section existed.

Thanks for everything,

mytastessuck

8/10

16. Sex Murder Party

Ooooo, this track puts me in a funky mood. Like, there's a part but there's sex there...and MURDER. So you know it's an awesome party. Kick-ass, right? I know it's kick-ass. Keep dancing, people.

11/10

17. She's My Collar

Pretty sexy song. Gotta love people vauging about being used in a song. That's why we love Offspring, that's why we love Damon on his knees onstage. Hey, there was a post that said Noodle wrote this song about her girlfriend. That was an excellent post. Well done.

9/10

18. Interlude: The Elephant

I SAID GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!

8/10

19. Hallelujah Money

Ah, the technical first single. Remember when they said that they weren't going to put this song on the album? Anyway, this is exactly the song we needed after The Incident occurred. Benjamin manages to calm down an entire populace while Damon just fearfully wonders what our future will be like...and he's in the UK. This song is one long terrifying lullaby to an entire country...until the end, anyway.

75/10

20. We Got The Power

A great way to remind listeners that no matter what's happening, no matter who's in charge, we have the power change everything. An excellent message for people who were still recovering from The Incident.

10/10

21. Interlude: New World

Okay, the bonus tracks. Should be nothing special here, right? Just some B-sides and I've never shown favoritism towards B-sides, right?

8/10

22. The Apprentice

A nice song from the same Rag n' Bone Man who brought us "Human". Zebra manages to lay down some nice rhymes as Ray BLK backs them both up with the force of her voice. These guys should form a team with how well they work together. Oh, they should make a virtual band! All they need to do is find an artist...

9/10

23. Halfway To The Halfway House

A very nice song if a bit overshadowed by the others on the album. Still, Peven can't be beat when it comes to crooning and he raises a song from a solid C to a B.

8/10

24. Out of Body

This song had to grow on me also but when it did...lord, this song is weird. Hypnotic suggestions, telephone tones, the song starts then Zebra jumps in to help then who is this person?! Why are people applauding?! Who are you people?! Why are there so many crows gathering outside my house?!

60/10

25. Ticker Tape

Well well well, look who's back. Damon returns with his old friend Kali to join the accuser of the vain Carly Simon to beg us to stay on the album. Sorry Damon, but I got places to do and people to go. There's nothing you can do to convince me to stick around after how long this album already is.

9/10

26. Circle of Friendz

Huh. Seems like a riot is going on. Weird for Gorillaz to get this real. What, this guy is just going to keep saying Circle of Friendz again and again? Is this supposed to affect me? Get real. It'll take a lot more than a nice voice and implications to...

To...

...

...Maybe I should listen to the album again.

11/10

Album score: 25/10

Damn, that took a while. Shouldn't be the case next week when we cover The Now Now. See you then!

#gorillaz #humanz #music #review

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

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