#^i think i slayed :lipbite:

[homo-phoneic]

Things me and my friends said except I turn them Into bmc incorrect quotes

Also warning for lots of NSFW jokes LMAO

Also tw for a brief mention of suicide

**doing math homework**

SQUIP: okay it's 584

Jeremy, who's LED lights on there laptop's keyboard went out so they can't see any of the keys: **clicks 3**

SQUIP: ...that's a fucking 3-

Jeremy: **SOB** I KNOW-

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Jeremy: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME I COULD TOTALLY BEAT MICHAEL IN A TICKLE FIGHT I KNOW IM NOT TICKLISH AND HE DOESNT KNOW IF HES TICKLISH OR NOT I WOULD SO WIN!

Christine: AHAHSHDJJFFH-

Jeremy: I HAVE A CHANCE! HE DOESNT! PLUS HES SHORT!

Christine: short people can hide easier so they can jump out and attack >:)

Jeremy: I'm a raccoon! Even if I'm tall I can also jump out and attack!

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Michael: Jeremy I am extremely bored again

Jeremy: same :(

Michael: I looped my favorite song for so long my brain reprogrammed itself to tune it out so now I can't even distract myself with that anymore!

Jeremy: Lmao loser

Jeremy:... /j

Jeremy: please don't hang up

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Rich: you're a bitch and tall /neg

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Jeremy: why are your cats getting more bitches than I am??

Michael: hey they're also getting more bitches than I am

Jeremy: i can fix that **lipbites** /j

Michael: LMAOOO-

Jeremy: /hj

Michael: WAIT-

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Michael: I'm watching porn with Jeremy 🙏

Christine: WHAT.

YOURE WHAT NOW?

IM SORRY???

HUH??????

MICHAEL?!??!?

YOU WANNA EXPLAIN YOURSELF?????

HEY????

Michael, only messaging back like the next day: we were doing it as a joke, no homo

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Jeremy: what do I say to make the AI fuck me

Michael: YOU THINK IM GOOD AT THAT??

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW YOUVE SEXTED ME BEFORE-

Michael: YEAH BUT I WAS PANICKING ALRIGHT-

Jeremy: SO WAS I! YOU KEPT ASKING ME WHAT I WANTED AND I WAS LIKE IDFK UR THE TOP ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO DECIDE??

Michael: HAHSHDHF DUDE I HAD NO CLUE WHAT I WAS DOING I WAS JUST LYING IN BED AND LIKE- "oo Jeremy texted m- oh."

Jeremy: AHAHSHHDBG

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Jeremy: Michael I'm having a panic attack rn do you mind not taking about sexy Jeff Bezos

Michael: No no okay but hear me out-

Jeremy: IM NOT HEARING YOU OUT-

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Jeremy: sobbing rn

I'm just so quirky and built different my eyes can't handle it

Michael: WHAT HAPPENED??

Jeremy: I LITERALLY HAVE NO CLUE

MY BRAIN JUST DECIDED TO WITHHOLD THE SEROTONIN TODAY

I LOST MY SEROTONIN PRIVILEGES

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Jeremy: I love youu

Michael: please don't kill yourself

Jeremy: what

Michael: the last time you showed any amount of affection to me without prompt you tried to perish

Jeremy: FUCK OFF LET ME BE NICE-

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Michael:

HELP

ME

PLEASE

JEREMY

I BEG YOU

Jeremy: oh fuck what happened

Michael: RICH WONT STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO

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Michael: christineeee wake upppp

Christine: yeahhhh?

Michael: Jeremy's being manipulated againnnn

Christine: AGAIN?

Michael: AGAIN.

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Rich: but why is it all like diagonal and shit?

Jeremy: why did my mother leave me at age six?

Rich: I.... slay I guess??

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Jeremy: wait but rich isn't allowed to do that

Michael: oh no what will rich, the person we all know definitely follows all laws and rules do? How will he proceed?

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Jake: isn't that the national animal

Rich: I thought that was Jeremy

Michael: no he's the national furry!

Rich: ohhh right!

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Jeremy: :(

Michael: don't you dare.

Jeremy: D:

Michael: oh come on you know I can't take it when you send me sad emoticons like that

Jeremy: :[

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Michael: I'm eating blue cheese out of a bowl how does this make you feel

Jeremy: ENJOY YOURE FUCKING M O L D

Michael: I am this is amazing mold

Jeremy: shudders

Michael: lovely mold 10/10

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Jeremy: dude im so bored

Christine: hi so bored I'm Christine

Jeremy: well now I'm just bored and suicidal

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Jeremy: i miss Michael i want Michael to come back I wanna put him in my pocket

Rich: Michael's gonna come back

Jeremy: i miss him

Brooke: we know.

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I'll probably do more of these later but I am so tired and I'm gonna go sleep now

#bmc #be more chill #gay #jeremy heere #be more chill michael #boyf riends #be more chill jeremy #shitpost #bmc musical #Michael mell #incorrect quotes #bmc incorrect quotes #be more chill incorrect quotes #rich goranski #jake dillinger #SQUIP #the SQUIP

[romanticallyghosting]

for the honest opinion/thoughts asks:

you have a great taste in music and media in general

clicking on your blog feels like entering a friends house /pos

i have no proof of this, but i think your smile feels like sunshine and i know im right

one of the sexiest people on hellsite dot com :lipbite: /p

i feel like you'd be one of the popular kids at school /pos (??)

my old art teacher would love you and thats not an opinion, its fact

ok ok so my reactions in order

slay yes i’m glad you think that because i sure do love my medias and my music!!!

i’m stealing cookies my mom just made and we’re gonna scurry up to my room and hang out btw. this is a threat/j

awww tysmmm dude <33333

whAT DID YOU JUST SAY???/lh but ty ig

factually you are incorrect but i’m glad- also not though bc the popular kids at my school suck booty and i hate them but it’s ok cus i’m one of the COOL ASS popular kids/lh

WOOO ITS TEACHERS PET O CLOCK SHE WILL LOVE ME- i have a problem with being a teachers pet and needing them to love me JDJDJDJ

#dude you are so sweet like ???? #you are just so so so so nice and idk what i did to deserve you in my life or even how tf you do it but tysm <33 #you are a real one #ghostly answers #ghostly moots #star :)