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HELP THE LACK OF SELF AWARENESS 💀💀

#𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷: 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓈 #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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@ al haitham

#..⊹࣪˖⋆.࿔꒰ thirsts ꒱ #first thing I saw on my twitter feed #it’s true tho #so me #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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I don’t care about meta or synergy, when I pull alhaitham I’m going to throw him on a team with the chattiest characters I have— he will never have another moment of peace

#— 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 #it’s yanfei it’s fischl it’s venti it’s zhongli it’s amber it’s— #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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al haitham is easy on the eyes but every time he opens his mouth I get annoyed lol idk I want to fight him

#— 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander } #my enemies to lovers arc???

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al-haitham gives off very much fuck ‘em but don’t trust ‘em vibes like I will be the first to admit he’s hot but I still want to fight him this is an al-haitham slander blog

#— 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander } #i’d still write for him tho

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kinda want to sit in his lap, kinda want to push him off

#𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷: 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓈 #sinister women season in full effect #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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I want to make out with al-haitham in the hidden corners of port ormos but only in an ‘i hate you’ kind of way

#— 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 #daily reminder i want to fight him #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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@ al haitham before and after he opened his mouth

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I'll screen record my lvl 1 alhaitham running around the new desert region looking for his own mats. It'll be super funny guys, trust (¬‿¬)

#{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander } #he's so annoying #I'm in love with him #/j #i hate him #also /j

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everytime al haitham randomly starts reading during the archon quest I think about how it’s giving…… y/n reading during a harry styles concert and getting told to go backstage after catching his eye in the crowd

#𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷: 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓈 #like hello???? 😭😭 #stupid nerd #i will not be taking criticism #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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oh no he’s hot when he looks pathetic

#genshin spoilers #the way alhaitham hits his head and falls to the floor lmfao #IK IT WAS AN ACT BUT STILL #fuckin loser #he’s such a thespian #underrated comedian #ily #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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i like how during the archon quest cyno patiently waits for us to catch up but al haitham immediately booked it outta there that one time in the very beginning of the quest

#𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷: 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓈 #i guess we were being chased but #i never miss a chsnce to slander #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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me when they release alhaitham

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@zhongrin as promised (but tumblr only lets you post one video so guess which one I chose)

#𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷: 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓈 #you don’t have to guess it’s right there 💀 #{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander }

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#{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander } #I hate him but I love him #my actual enemies to lovers selfship help

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sending alhaitham out naked into open world— zero artifacts, 3 star weapon, a team that would annoy the hell out of him… he’s going to farm his own mats how about that for ‘process of elimation’ I’m going to eliminate everything goodbye!

#{ silkjade.ceo of al haitham slander } #I haven’t used this tag in forever she’s so glad to be back #genshin alhaitham