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friendlywallcrawler replied to your post: “ It’s an expensive endeavor, being married to...
“ Aren’t you a little too old for that? uh… I mean… Isn’t that a teenage thing?”
“ I need to get love somehow, Spider-man.”
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eludum replied to your post
these things could level a city
“ I will only use them for the power of good.”
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If you’ve heard of the restaurant Boobies, be prepared to be amazed by the new sensation!
Leggies.
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“ Single and ready to mingle ~”
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When you work in ABIS, you can no longer think of sink ... it’s just psync.
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Thanks Boss.
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Oh my word Pewter, I thought I was bad ...
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So uhhh, Boss, you a cougar, then?
“ Cougar: noun, either a large American wild cat with a plain tawny to greyish coat, found from Canada to Patagonia. Or, an older woman seeking a sexual relationship with a younger man.” She takes a moment to consider, “ I’m not that old !” Or maybe she is, but she can live in denial for a little longer though.
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“ Why was six afraid of seven ?”
“ Because Seven Eight Nine.”
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pyoniumyankee replied to your post: ❣
THIS LADY IS DEHYDRATED.
Being alone and unwanted does that to a lady ~
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“ What am I doing here ? Well, I was on a walk when I thought I heard a cat crying for help -”
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muselived replied to your post: Oh my word Pewter, I thought I was bad …
Pewter vc: you never even see it, Boss-san. Besides, I’d never show you something from my personal collection
“ Pewter it’s my job to know these things, besides you never lock anything - it’s easy to find with a little digging.”
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demure-defiance replied to your post: ᴮᵒˢˢ ʰᵃˢ ᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵎ ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ˀ ► Pet ►...
Ask to leave, before that sinking feeling he has gets any worse.
“ ... No.”
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hoodedspark replied to your post: ᴮᵒˢˢ ʰᵃˢ ᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵎ ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ˀ ► Pet ►...
Ask to leave before she mistakes you for someone in a boy band.
Whatever, she didn’t need to know which boyband you were in anyway ...
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“ It’s an expensive endeavor, being married to four Boyband idols ...”
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she a milf
“ A milf huh ? Don’t I need to be a mother for that to apply ?”
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