#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@spiderinheels​ -  "I've missed you." | For Alastor

Sentimentality was strange, to be missed, or to miss someone required something a bit outside of his range of emotion. At least he thought that was the case. Apathy was his default gear, but he did find it was nice to see the familiar face. Comfortable. “Of course you did my boy! I’m a regular old hoot and a half. It’s good to be back.” Egotistical response probably not matching the sensitive tone, but it was difficult to get this man to feel anything.

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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Anonymous:  any villain can be redeemed with enough work and care.

"Someone please come and fetch their escaped Disney Princess.”

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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@divademxn ❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜ (Divademxn - Husk)

Someone was feeling a bit spicy tonight, though the demon had always been a bit of a drama queen to begin with. “You don’t have much of a choice in the matter do you? I think some of the best friends are contractually obligated.” 

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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Anonymous asks:  🛌 - What’s their sleeping position? 🐶 - What’s their favorite animal? (Rosie and Alastor please :3)

The Little Things - ACCEPTING

🛌 - What’s their sleeping position?

Alastor has extreme insomnia, he rarely sleeps so its often infrequent to find him in a bed. When he is sleeping in a bed often he is on his back, as this is the position he feels least vulnerable in. He has to be the nearest to the door in any room that he sleeps in, and usually doesn’t sleep under any covering because he runs so warm. When he sleeps there can be heard the soft sound of radio static, similar to how some people snore. 

More often than not, he can be found face down at a table or slumped over in a chair, wherever he happened to be when exhaustion finally caught up with him.

🐶 - What’s their favorite animal?

Cats. Alastor’s manor can be seen with many stray/feral cats roaming about. It isn’t often that you see a soft side to this man but if you introduce him to a cute feline you just might see it.

🛌 - What’s their sleeping position?

Rosie is a side sleeper, and isn’t the easiest to share a bed with. She has a tendency to clutch/hold on to thing or people when sharing a space. This can be a pillow or a rare nightly partner if they’ve been granted the privilege to stay the night. Like Alastor she runs warm, but prefers ample covering such as plush bed spreads and blankets. She talks in her sleep when she is feeling particularly stressed about something, but otherwise she is a very polite and quiet sleeper.

🐶 - What’s their favorite animal?

Birds, she loves how endearing they are and often finds them to be amusing when they sing. Specifically she likes the sassy ones that will talk back and chatter. She owns several that can be visited in her shop, and have been known to hold quite the conversations!

#❝ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵀᵘⁿᵉᵈ��� [Headcanons] #❝ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˡᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵒˢᵗ❞ [Alastor Things] #♫ ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴹᵉ [Rosie Things] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@ladiesofhell​ asks:  “Can’t sleep?” ((Charlie for Al?^^))

Can’t Sleep? - ACCEPTING

“Your majesty,” He would greet as the familiar voice cut through their silent air. At this hour he hadn’t expected anyone to walk in, let alone his newly established business partner. Looking up from his book, he would close it slightly and set down the cup of tea in his hand. “Admittedly I don’t sleep much, bit of a buzz in the brain if you know what I mean. Nothing for you to be concerned about! To what do I owe such an unexpected visit at such an hour?”

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@spiderinheels​ asks:  🥄 - Talk about their eating habits. | For Rosie

The Little Things - ACCEPTING

Rosie, like Alastor, is a cannibal and often uses that to help enforce her moral values. (Eating those who are rude, violent toward women/children, etc.) She is not a scavenger and tends to be a bit more refined in who/what she actually eats, unlike what we’ve seen in her social circle. With her cult following she will often have people volunteer their services of being her next meal. After all, when you’re the biggest name in stage shows you amass quite the number of fans willing to do just about anything.

That said she does eat other things, if only to not be rude, when she is in the company of those who can’t stomach cannibalistic tendencies. She likes a good cut of red meat as much as the next person and absolutely adores anything dark chocolate.

#❝ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵀᵘⁿᵉᵈ❞ [Headcanons] #♫ ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴹᵉ [Rosie Things] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #tw: cannibalism #I love talking headcanons give me all of them

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@a-hazbin-spider asks:  "Surprise bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

What a loud entrance, as always, from the exuberant servant of lust and debauchery. Their paths had been tied, unwillingly, with his dealings in Charlie’s business. Truly he would have preferred a much more silent business partner. “Well I can’t say I’m too surprised, you always seem to show up again no matter how many days we don’t cross paths. I take it your knees aren’t too bruised?”

#mun once again apologizing for how big of a dick this man is #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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@bloominghands​ asks:  "It's been awhile..." (For Alastor)

Bittersweet Reunion - ACCEPTING

“Why yes, its has! My, oh my, I might have seen a ghost.” A face that he knew was familiar, but it had been so long that he was trying to piece together the memory. Curiously tilting his head with a grin, “The times seem to have been treating you well.”

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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[Just Fuck Already] - Accepting

@magnereixn​ :: [ PIN ]+ for vox

“Well, well, well-”

The synthetic voice would wobble, directed at the form standing confidently in front of him. Or what she probably hoped was confidence, when in reality she looked like a tot following Daddy to work for the first time. 

Slacks and all.

For what reason the Princess of Hell had decided to step into his office he wasn’t entirely sure. The deep booming music of the club below making his windows shake and making her seem distinctly out of place in front of him. Approaching with hands behind his back, he would eye her up and down for a long moment before breaching the air between them and firmly blocking her from escape.

“I don’t know who the fuck let you in, but I am fascinated to know what you’re doin’ here of all places. After that stunt you pulled on air we had a massive drop in our viewership, a lot of fuckin’ problems you caused me.” Pinned between him and the wall, his clawed fingers would outstretch to lift her chin up toward him. “So enlighten me. To what do I owe the pleasure.”

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᴴᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᴳᵒᵈ❞ [Vox IC]

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Anonymous Asked OOC:  What does it mean to be single ship locked?

If you’re referring to my note on Alastor, it means that I only ship with one Charlie. I’ll interact with them, and I’ll happily play out plots surrounding them, but as far as romantic relationships go I won’t do it. The sheer erasure of Charlie’s queer identity has made me really sick and tired of interacting with the character in general. Because @magnereixn is my wife and someone I know who supports every aspect of the character’s identity it allows for that comfort zone to be respected.

Other characters are free game and I greatly enjoy it as long as that’s not all I do with you. I need a bit of variety after all.

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᴼᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [ooc]

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[Reunion Meme Accepting]

Caller @pxppinmolly inquired:  "Long time, no see..." - pxppinmolly for velvet!!

How long had it been since she had left the public eye? Things had gotten all sorts of fucked sideways and it seemed anymore like the world was spinning on a wobbly top pin. Reintroduction should have been a slow process, but anyone who knew Valentino knew that he was anything but slow. Showing the darling doll of Triple V back on her feet in a grand gesture that made her feel more like a show pony than anything else. Damn if she didn’t like a good party though.

Loud thumping club music, she had stood in front of a packed crowd with shoulders high and proud as with the mic she made the crowd roar. “Who’s ready for a fuckin’ comeback? Did you bitches miss me?”

Of course they did, and the fanfare was everything she wanted and more. 

___

Yet the familiar voice seemed even better than all of that when it cut through the loud voices and music to catch her attention. “I’d know that face anywhere.” She would reply, cigarette put out in the moth’s drink before she stood and gave the girl a warm sharp toothed grin. “Long time, no joke,” She had just disappeared hadn’t she? The awkward realization quickly making her clear her throat. “Lemme buy you a drink, we got a lot to catch up on.”

#❝ᴱᵃᵗ ˢᵖᶦᵗ❞ [Velvet IC]. #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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[Feeling Things] - Accepting 

@heartidol​ ::  ❛  hey, sometimes you gotta kill a guy.  ❜

Chuckling loudly at the sentiment, he would shift the alcohol in his cup and watch as the ice spun. How he’d found himself in such company was something that he should be questioning, but he was nothing if not flexible to odd encounters. 

“I find it to be the solution to 99% of my problems, yes. Anyone who is afraid of a little homicide now and then is in the wrong place.” 

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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[Reunion Meme Accepting]

Caller @spiderinheels inquired:  "I've missed you." | For Alastor

“How very sentimental of you.” Tongue like silk, his voice was smooth and even despite the surprise he felt from the sudden voice behind him. Admittedly it had been some time since he had grace this hotel, his footsteps echoing through the grand halls with slow thoughtful grace. It wasn’t uncommon for him to disappear for months at a time, depending on the passion project he may simply cease to exist for a year or two.

Relationships were hard to keep up when interests changed at the speed of light, and ones only alliance was to himself. Sure he had those around him who he clung to for one reason or another, but ultimately whatever stroked his fancy was the focus of the week. 

Between his lips he dragged from a cigarette, the smell of smoke mingling with his usual smell of blood and cinnamon that seemed to fill a room as easily as his presence did. “Terribly busy as of late, a bit of a renovation project here and some turf wars there, rolling with the tides as they say! Still haunting the halls of this fine establishment dear boy?”

#❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks]

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Corpse Bride  {Sentence Starters} - Asks

@spiderinheels​ ::  “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.“ He chuckled, looking at the lit up city and the horizon from the hotel balcony | For Alastor

Stilling with the cigarette close to his lips, he would lean on the railing and inhale as he stared at the city before them. Beautiful? Really? He had never seen it as such, though for some it was pleasing enough to look at. It beat some of the views from around the world he had experienced that was for certain. 

And yet-

“It’s pleasant enough,” He would reply finally. “I think I’m too nostalgic of an old man to think that anything is beautiful beyond the town that still holds my heart. Walks along the rive while smooth jazz played from open windows and young couples danced in the open streets. Now there was some real beauty, a time period I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget. Something about this city just stinks of dead ends and endless mundanity.”

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #❝ᵀʰᵉ ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵉᵗ❞ [Alastor IC]

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[More Music Memes] - Accepting

@candyredmuses​ ::  🎵 for all three!

#❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #[Music Memes] #♫ ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴹᵉ [Rosie Things] #❝ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ sʜ*ᴛ ɪᴄᴏɴ❞ [Velvet Stuff] #❝ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˡᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵒˢᵗ❞ [Alastor Things]

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[Play That Funky Music] - Accepting

@spiderinheels​ ::  a song that my muse can’t stand | For Velvet

#Only because she probably hears it so much #Cant fucking stand it #It was between this and Rick Roll #❝ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ sʜ*ᴛ ɪᴄᴏɴ❞ [Velvet Stuff] #❝ᴸᶦᵛᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᶦʳ❞ [Asks] #arwegeshd