#➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered

[chounaifu]

So you're having trouble with glitches? Well, er. I don't know how to counter that other than adding a self-destruct button like with all my inators. And I don't think I can add a self-destruct button to reality.

"Great I'm just trying to grocery shop for my child* and the ghosts are talking to me in my brain."

*Zubat

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #anonymous #{ Help??? LMAO }

[chounaifu]

DJ Divorce (myself from my usual writing style to tackle complex themes of growing up)

" Nobody expects to see me on another guy's blog. "

No, he sure fucking didn't expect to find an Italian in his apartment.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #spikemuthtoothfairy #{ SURPRISE. GIACOMO. }

[chounaifu]

🌹💌

Let's talk about romance! Muse questions // @reiketsui

🌹 - If asked to define love what would your muse say?

Love is devotion, loyalty and sacrifice. It's sticking your neck out for someone, and trusting that they aren't going to cut your throat out. It's putting your life on the line, because you cannot handle seeing them die, and you could not fathom a life where they aren't standing by your side. It's drinking tainted sludge if it means you get the last of the fresh water, because the pipes are corroded in this part of the city. Love is giving you the larger portion of kimbap, because it has your favorite fillings inside of it. Love is holding god at gunpoint and threatening him with retribution if he dares to step in between the two of you.

Love is allowing yourself to go mad, because you don't understand love, but it's found you, and now you can't run from it, because you need it.

💌 - How would they confess to their love interest? Would they wait on a confession?

[Stares into the camera like The Office]

You really made me pull this off of Discord.

#➤ 《 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 》 Headcanon #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #reiketsui #{ He's so NORMAL. }

[chounaifu]

" i give up. i'm done, " hands him a whole plastic bag of sanrio blind bag keychains he got in search of the super rare pochacco one.

They had both signed off on not going to work today, something truly unusual! The two of them had given a very fair reason on their time off request sheet: holiday obligation. Neither of them were devout to mainstream religions, nor were they invested in any of the old traditions of Johto-- so what holiday were they exactly observing?

"You got HOW MANY?!" Proton gawks at the bag of key chains, rummaging through them as they sat at the café. Archer had placed them onto the table, defeated. There were multiples of all of the hanami season Sanrio key chains, yet there was no sign of the beloved Pochacco.

"I get the odds are one in eight, but--" He shifts to the side when his sakura latte is brought to him by the waitress, "that's just insanely bad luck."

He furrows his brows, taking out a couple more of the blind bags that he had in his jacket pocket.

"Somehow wound up with dupes of My Melody and Aggretsuko, no Cinnamaroll though-- but you got two?! Man, no fair--" he sighs, ripping open one, tossing aside his third Kuromi as they lament their loss.

"Guess we can give some of them to Ari and Petrel. Maybe even boss will like the pink Hello K--"

When the third and final blind bag is ripped open, Proton gasps, eyes wide and sparkling with stars as the coveted white and pink puppy is pulled out of the plastic:

" ☆ PO - CHA - CCO ! ! ! ☆ "

He holds it up, dangling it between the two of them.

"I'LL TRADE YOU!!!"

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #reiketsui #{ Me: I probably wont write on lunch. #You: What if I send this. #Me: Yeah. Girlfriend rights. }

[chounaifu]

dude i met superman and he really doesn't like swear words,

" Fuck Superman. "

Who even LIKES Superman???? Nobody.

#➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥 》 Spiderverse AU #novaragno #{ Icon art by: lobolobo2010 }

[chounaifu]

"I see why Monty likes you." That was, the other Rika.

" Who the hell is Monty-- ? "

Pause, turn, stare.

" There's FOUR of you now?! "

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #teraluceo #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri }

[chounaifu]

WELCOME TO JOHTO, LET ME SHOW YOU THE CHINATOWN IN GOLDEN ROD--

He's already four blocks down, eating a huge chunk of meat at the all you can eat hot pot.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #➤ 《 𝐔𝐡 𝐎𝐡! 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 》 Crack #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri } #moonkssd

[chounaifu]

[anon vc] I don't get why you and so many others make up all these edgy dark headcanons for S/V characters it's literally the most lighthearted games in the Pokémon library. That's why I like them. Proton especially is a comfort chatacyer for me and it's disturbing to see you create this "fandom version" that is so full of edge. I'm sending this message to you with the hope that you'll reconsider the way you write Proton. The rest of the fandom would benefit from being less edgy too, I don't get what it is with roleplay blogs and the need for dark drama

Proton was my favorite chatacyer in Gen 9 right next to Shadow the Hedgehog, his ost LINKIN PARK - CRAWLING (LYRICS VIDEO) is my favorite song in the game.

I can't believe this anon is a year old.

#➤ 《 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 》 Out Of Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #lord-ghetsis #{ Only the OGs remember this }

[chounaifu]

5. is there a muse you really want to try? if yes: what’s stopping you?

12. what roleplay trends do you remember from the year you started tumblr rp? how did you feel about those trends?

Questions for the Mun // @beiowzero

There's plenty of muses I'd really like to try! What's mainly stopping me is-- well lol, I already have a lot of blogs, and I don't have much personal time to begin with, so I'd rather not paralyze myself with choice. Or, the roleplay community for those muses is non-existent.

Roleplay trends from when I started in 2012? Hmmm.

Follow Forevers! I thought they were cute, and gave a chance for people to highlight some of their favorite RP partners, but, people ruined it with their FOMO, so that ultimately stopped being a trend.

Magic Anons. I'm actually okay that we don't see most of those anymore. They got creepy.

Crossovers. There used to be a lot more crossovers between communities, but that was also back when RP was more prominent on this site.

Genderbends. Glad that's gone too because that always wound up having 10 different flavors of transphobia. Just make your muse trans.

#➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #beiowzero

[chounaifu]

"..." (vibe check please)

[ Pspspspspsps yeah and then he pspspsps with the pspspsps and that's why his arm is all pspspsss wait wait wait shut up SHUP UP SSHHHHHH he's coming-- ]

[ HEEYYY JOHN YEAH HI JOHN! It's just us, the MONITORING SQUAD yeah we're just checkin' up on you! Yknow, makin' our rounds, doing Zubat activites-- ]

[ Hey John what happened to your arm? ]

Audible bat-like gasp.

[ YOU CAN'T JUST ASK A GUY HOW HE BECAME HANDICAPPED LIKE THAT!!! ]

[ My fault. My bad gang. ]

[ That white lady showed up and was like 'it's Aetherin' time.' And then she Aether'd all over the place. ]

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #turnecoat #Pokémon: Three Zubats

[chounaifu]

"AW GYATT! NO CAP? SHIT'S BUSSIN, i'M SHOOK CUZ! SHIT GOT ME SALTY AS FUCK. GIMME A VIBE CHECK?"

"Are you having a fucking stroke?"

He let's John finish before finally looking up from his phone-- Proton wasn't going to neglect his mobile game for whatever the hell this shit was.

If the detective WERE actually having some sort of medical emergency, well, Executive Proton was one of the last people who would actually be able to do something about it.

"Dude if you need medical attention, you're gonna have to ask Jax."

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #turnecoat #{ I've had this ask for a month LOL }

[chounaifu]

[anon] stinky

I'm coming for you Rabid

#➤ 《 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 》 Out Of Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #allthingsglittergold

[chounaifu]

⏳ it’s only fair :3c

For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory. // @skullkxd

"Rocket recruited me when I was seventeen," Proton explains, laying on the sand next to Ree as they took a break from their walk along the beach. The two of them both struggled with physical pain, and so he was mindful not to push the kid too much. He, too, needed to pace himself on his worst days.

"Before that, I'd been takin' odd jobs from anybody who could pay me, and I'd been doing that for about-- uhmmm, two years, almost three. Never finished school, didn't have the chance to, 'cause I was on the run. Hard to get a job in a lotta places with my my face," he gestures to himself, Chousenn features passed on to him by his mother, "even harder without an education. Actually, whole reason I met the Rocket recruiter, was because someone paid me to break into his car and steal the product in his back seat. Thinkin' about it now, I'm pretty sure the guy who hired me to do that, was settin' me up, trying to get me outta the neighborhood by having the cops take care of me."

The entire memory is hazy. It had been so many years since all of that happened, it played in the back of his mind like an old VHS tape. Fragmentation Syndrome effected his memory, and so it was difficult to pull up every detail.

"I don't--" a pause, "really remember HOW it all happened, actually. I got pulled outta that guy's car after he caught me, and-- then I was in his house, told me he had more permanent work for me out east, and before I knew it, I was on a train to Saffron City, with just an address and a name scribbled on a lottery ticket. Rest writes itself. Met boss. Took me in. We call him oyabun--"

Proton sits up a bit, emphasizing the word.

"Parent status. Me, rest of us Rockets, get called kobun-- child status. Not too different from what you and all your Skulls do."

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #skullkxd

[chounaifu]

⏳!

For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory. // @reiketsui

"You ever think about your name?"

It's three o' clock in the morning, and they're slouched against each other on the sofa of the hotel room. Neither seemed keen on moving, their bodies aching from several days of harsh work. It was the type of exhaustion that prevented one from properly resting though-- so tired, that the sleep deprivation forces the mind to stay away, processing the thoughts that lingered in the subconscious.

The ash tray is full, and Proton is out of cigarettes.

Tired teal eyes flicker over in the dark, staring at his partner.

"Not the ones we use for work. Not our fake identities. Nah-- no, your actual name."

The humming of the central air conditioning can be heard as it hums and cools down the room. It's the only interruption besides the ticking of a clock on the wall. The traffic had died down hours ago, muting the natural sounds of the city.

"I think of mine sometimes."

His voice is burnt and groggy. Proton rubs the front of his throat as he tips his head back, closing his eyes as he tries to force his body to rest.

In the back of his mind, he hears the ambience of an Ecruteak summer: cicadas crying in the twilight, and the Noctowls hooting in the relentless evening heat. He swears he remembers the aroma of the incense that his neighbor burnt at their family's ancestral shrine.

"My name was

Kojima. Kojima Taeyang."

Saying it out loud after all of this time is an out of body experience.

"Dad's name. Mom's face. Got the face that the conservative locals didn't like."

The son of the foreigner, with a bastard name.

"Always said I was lucky enough to get a Kantonian family name at least."

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #➤ 《 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 》 Verse One #reiketsui

[chounaifu]

💖 - What traits does your muse find physically attractive?

Let's talk about romance! Muse questions // @arche0ps

Looking at his past relationships and current relationships, I've narrowed down the physical traits to:

Ectomorph body type

High set cheek bones

Short hair on women

Blue hair and pronouns apparently

Feminine traits in men

Masculine traits in women

Pastel colors

. . . . . . . He has a type apparently. God damnit LMAO.

#➤ 《 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 》 Headcanon #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #arche0ps #{ I'm calling him out on MAIN. }

[chounaifu]

@blastburned asked:

[did you know god wears khakis to the local dances?]

Another pause.

[I have better taste than god.]

What a win for Proton. His clothing is cooler than god's.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #blastburned #{ He's not even questioning it. } #{ Immediate acceptance. }