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I don't want to prepare the interview speech

I want to write a homoerotic story of two dudes that wouldn't call each other friends or even fall in love with each other despite both being very gay. Then at the end they are both like, damn, I miss that guy

#💡 slime's unoriginals #jobhunt #jobhunting #job hunting #shitposting #<- to let the jobhunters filter this #tw cats

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I wanted to write a very short shipping one-shot, so why do I have 1 page already and have yet to introduce the other character?

#why does the editor say I have three pages when the exported PDF is only one page? #I'm putting a screenshot of the PDF in reblog; not for reading; just to showcase the thing #feel free to reblog #💡 slime's unoriginals

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I need to go to the job forum; where are my resumes I need my spoons; where are my spoons I don't need social anxiety; where are you coming from

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Ah, Twitter... always making Tumblr discourse sound mild

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cover letters...

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crap, I shouln't have shot the rent-lowering gunshots yet

Mutuals, what is the name of the GIF in a church where a lady gets fed up with another writing stuff on her notebook and throws her pencil away?

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during a job hunt, you either get the trashiest UX known to man (LinkedIn) or the exact same UI except for colors and the brand, and you have to register from the ground-up again (Dogfinance and Tekkit)

like? (and last time I tried applying to this company, I had to register to this website just to get the company's website, which then lead application website, which I also had to register myself to)

I tried bypassing this shit by going straight to the company website, and...

#jobhunting #jobhunt #💡 slime's unoriginals

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admin's bullshit character goes brrr

next time he threatens to kill my character I will let him do it, ffs

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I wish ritalin would boost my keratin production instead of making me cold 🥶

#adhd meds #ritalin #💡 slime's unoriginals

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pornbots, they are finally back 🥹

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I realized I might have lost my jacket yesterday.

I have no recollection of removing it or not removing it, nor of having it slip off my waist. I usually tie it with a double knot so it should not fall. So unless someone took it, I think I lost it

I don't even remember at what bus stop I left the bus

#ffs. #tag later #💡 slime's unoriginals

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it's the scrawny's birthday!

I hope he falls off his bed 🥰

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Why do I have an insomnia the day I have two exams

Kill me...

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can someone help me with English? 🥺👉👈

I don't know how the principle is called (or used, for that matter...), but when you use the same noun twice with different adjectives, you can use "one", like this:

A red car and a blue one

But is it the most natural way to say it? is there something like "a red and a blue car" or "a red and a blue cars" like in French?

#language learning #english #esl #💡 slime's unoriginals

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I wish I could be plugged in and could restore my energy that way

#I would 100% trip over the cables #but it would be worth it #💡 slime's unoriginals