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cicadamaniac · 5 months

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Homestuck

Sollux Captor "Coollux" - SGRUB - I godtier in my session, had a falling out with my Aradia after killing her and Karkat during the game. I didnt have a conflict with Eridan on the meteor but we still werent on great term. I stayed on the meteor instead of leaving and was close with my Dave(some sort of mix of moiraillegiance and human dating), I think I tried rekindling stuff with my KK only to get turned down. My mems get foggy post meteor, maybe due to retcon stuff. Tag = #sollux captor [sburb tl]

Sollux Captor - No SGRUB - Lived in hiding on alternia with KK instead of leaving after my adult molt, we were close but I dont recall any quadrant labels. Most of our friends went off planet, and Feferi attempted and failed to become empress. Tag = #sollux captor [no sburb tl]

Sollux Captor - No SGRUB - Trollstuck AU - Similar to Dayvhe's Broken Diamond Club, I was ported to be a helmsman but didn't become one in the end. Me and Dayvhe were moirails/something similar and we were a sort of red auspisticism with KK as our auspistice. I was casual kismesis with and me and Aradia's relationship had entirely gone to shit. Tag = #ported sollux

Sollux Captor "The Starseer" - ??? - Alpha TL - I was Mituna's ancestor, and was culled by Empress Feferi alongside Karkat and helped with his attempted rebellion. I have some general TL knowledge that isn't directly about me aswell. Tag = None yet!

Sollux Captor "Xander/The Operator" - No SGRUB - Mituna's ancestor, I was a helmsman by trade and helped lead my Karkat to a successful rebellion. Tag = None yet!

Sollux Captor - SGRUB - Classswap AU - A more.... direct sollux. Lost my arm and leg and had gnarly prosthetics. I liked building robots and bonded with equius over it. I had a soulbot after i "accidentally" destroyed my body. I was an heir of doom, and my equius was a mage of void. Tag = #solbot

Alex Captor/Strider/Lalonde - No SBURB - Humanstuck TL - I lived with my brother(Mituna, waayyy older than me) and my dads(Psiionic & A!Dave) for a while but was taken away for whatever reason(I think Psii got sick & dave couldnt take care of us both) but early mems are cloudy) and had to live with the Striders (Bro, Dirk, Dave) who I believe were cousins through A!Dave and Psii's relationship, and I was in Bro's custody for a good deal of time before CPS/similar had me & the strider kids removed from his custody and put with our aunt(Rose's mom) and her daughters (Roxy and Rose). I was blind in one eye, had hearing aids, and some sort of leg/knee issue that resulted in me having limited mobility without canes or crutches. I have found my Dave from this TL! Tag = #alex strider

Sollux Vantas - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I was a true limeblood with psionics and an interest in old grub tech. Memories foggy. Tag = #sollux vantas

Sollux Leijon - SGRUB - Bloodswap AU - Godtiered Rogue of Doom, I lived with my Vriska Vantas (true limeblood) after my hive collapsed. I was a mutant with doubled features and a tail, as well as a stoner. I was in quads with my Gamzee Captor and Feferi Zahhak. Tag = #sollux leijon

Sollux Maryam - ??? - Bloodswap AU - Vague, sorry!

Sollux Serket - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I flarped with my Vriska Maryam and Tavros Leijon prior to an injury that resulted in me having both my arms amputated and replaced with prosthetics. I was mostly non-verbal and communicated through limited text. My matesprit was a mutant Karkat Pyrope. I've found my Eridan Makara for this TL who has provided alot of help on remembering swaps. Tag = #sollux serket

Sollux Zahhak - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I was a bomb building prick, I was moirails with my Nepeta Serket and we were a match made in hell. My mems are generally foggy so more later. Tag = #sollux zahhak

Sollux Peixes - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I was a royal bitch with an added spice of hemoclassism. The only person who I really got along with was my Eridan Maryam and I did some shitty stuff to our friends. Tag = #sollux peixes

Sollux Lalonde - ??? - Roxy Ways - Vague!

Sollux Lalonde - SBURB - Dirk Lalonde (Roxy Ways) Ways - I was swapped with a roxy ways dirk. I had an AR. I remeber i had a Karkat English but thats it! Tag = #sollux lalonde [dirk ways]

Sollux Lalonde "AM/automatedMenace/Solbot" - SBURB - Afforementioned SolLal's autoresponder, i had control of a robot body that replaced brobot(and tormented my poor KK) Tag = None Yet!

Dave Strider "Chad Buskin" - SBURB - My current mems line up with canon pretty close. I was openly trans and lowkey had a crush on John in the early days of the session. I got close with Karkat on the meteor but I dont think we were in a relationship. I had a very prominent burn scar after green sun exposure that my Rose also had and was albino. I'm almost entirely certain I went by Chad in this timelime. Tag = #dave strider [beta tl]

Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk's Bro - SBURB - Almost canon identical, me and Rose frequently discussed Roxy and Dirk prior too our rebellion. I was kind of a fuckboy and did alot of drugs. Tag = #dave strider [alpha tl]

Alpha Dave Strider/Damien Strider - No SBURB - Troll/Human Society - Damien is the name I use to differentiate this from my other Alpha Dave TL - I was a grown ass human, Rose was my sister and we grew up together. Dirk was my biological son and his mom was out of the picture, and Roxy was my niece. I was a movie director like canon Dave but took it far more seriously(still comedy, less ironically bad, ya feel?). Rose was a writer and I genuinely loved her books. I ended up meeting Karkat through her as he wrote with the same editor as her. We were dating(?) as grown ass men(genuinely mid 40s) and he brought some actual joy back into my exhausting midlife crisis. His son(Kankri) was grown by time we were hooking up. Tag = None yet!

Dave Strider - SBURB - Heinoustuck - Tag = #dave strider [heinoustuck]

Dayvid Stryder - No Sburb - Trollstuck AU - Kinda the inverse to my Trollstuck Sollux AU, the dynamics were very similar. I was a mutantblood diguised as a rustblood. My Sollux was not ported. Tag = None yet!

Dave Lalonde - SBURB - Roxy Ways - Kidswap AU - huuuuge wip! I'm cracking this TL out but if you wanna hear about it please send a message here or @scramblestuck (the askblog based on my mems). Tag = #dave lalonde [roxy ways]

Dave Egbert - ALT SBURB - Kidswap AU - I lived with my brother Dirk and our alcoholic mom. I loved dead things and had a passion for taxidermy. I was close with my "June" Strider (Her name wasnt June to my knowledge but it was AFAB John) who lived with her brother Jake without a guardian. I think I had a crush on her. Our session had no ectobiology and it was just one instead of an Alpha and Beta session. Tag = None yet!

Hal Strider - ??? - vague! Tag = #hal strider

Dave Sprite "Davey" - SBURB - Canon similar up until retcon, i was brought with John and Roxy along with the other sprites from the pre-retcon session. The post retcon session's Davesprite became Davepeta instead of me. I was on generally good terms with my actual Dave and had put a grand effort into being my own person and being less concerned about being the real Dave. I think me and Jade dated on the ship, we broke up but it was mutual with no hard feelings. Tag = #dave sprite

Soldavesprite^2 - SBURB - Canon identical to canon Davesprite aside from being sprite squared with Solluxsprite instead of Nepeta sprite. This is a derivative of my Coollux TL. Tag = #soldavesprite^2

Dirk Strider - SBURB - idk yet! Tag = #dirk strider

Roxy Lalonde - SBURB -Canon identical according to my current mems. Tag = None yet!

Roxann Peixes - ??? - HIC ways - Trollswap AU - Party girl who ruled with an iron fist. Alternia culture was focused on pleasure. Tag = None yet!

Roxxie Captor - ??? - Psiionic Ways - Trollswap AU - Foggy! My Dirk Vantas was Signless swapped and had some crazy rebellion ideas i was dedicated too. Tag = None yet!

Roxxie Captor - ??? - Trollswap AU - Sollux Ways - Vague! Tag = None yet!

Roxxie ??? - ??? - Trollstuck AU - Goldblood roxy!!. Tag = None yet!

Vriska Serket - SGRUB - Canon identical as of now, aside from maybe presenting masc. Tag = #vriska serket

Vriska Captor - ??? - I was a big fan of TTRPGs and played with my Tavros and Aradia, as well a powerful psionic. I was in spades with Aradia (who was somewhere between teal and indigo) and hearts with my Tavros (who was between olive and jade). Tag = #vriska captor

Vrisolsprite - SBURB - I guided my Dave Crocker through his session. I hated myself but not enough to spritesplode. Tag = #vrisolsprite

Erisolsprite "Aerosol" - SBURB - Canon identical up until I godtiered on Jake's quest bed (Mage of Hope). I lived on earth postcanon. Tag = #erisolsprite

Homestuck Noncanon

Levian Naiade - Mutant Fuschia blood in the beta trolls session. I was in hearts with Sollux, diamonds with Vriska, and spades with Nepeta. Tag = #levian naiade

Aebyss Naiade - Levian's dancestor. Tag = #aebyss naiade

Jack Breitz - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #jack breitz

Keiski Milark - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #keiski milark

Iudexx Gundyr - Knight-like cerulean blood who lived on Alternia - Tag = #iudexx gundyr

Solfur Captor - Sollux descendant - Tag = #solfur captor

Ryan Manera - RP OC turned Kin. Ghost hunter extraordinaire - Tag = #ryan manera

Rotzon Capela - Silver blood from "omega>1/alpha chad fansession" - Tag = #rotzon capela

One Piece

Trafalgar D Water Law - Canon similar. Tag = #shambles [law]

Sanji - Canon similar. Tag = #baratie [sanji]

Roronoa Zoro - Canon similar. Tag = #three sword style [zoro]

Portgas D Ace - Did not die at Marineford. Tag = None yet!

Yu-Gi-Oh

Ray Shadows/Vector - Tag = #ray shadows

Yuma Tsukumo - Tag = #kaittobingu

Jack Atlas - Tag = #master of faster

Chazz Princeton - Tag = #the chazz

Zane Truesdale - Tag = #cybrdragon

Shark Kastle - Tag = #sharkdrake

Cookie Run

Amber Sugar Cookie - Tag = #amber sugar cookie

Electric Eel Cookie - Tag = None yet!

Cappuccino Cookie - Tag = None yet!

TBOI

Isaac Moriah - Tag = #reroll your destiny [isaac]

Cain - Tag = #master of lockpicking [cain]

Azazel - Tag = #blood laser barrage [azazel]

Jacob - Tag = #he wants revenge [jacob]

Esau - Tag = #lost brother [esau]

Pikmin

Louie - Tag = #galactic gourmet [louie]

Pikmin - Tag = #pnf 404 [pikmin]

Dingo - Tag = #rescue corps ranger [dingo]

Dungeon Meshi

Chilchuck Tims - Tag = #half-foot [chilchuck]

Laios Touden - Tag = #monster manual [laios]

One Off

Garry - Ib - Tag = #promise of reunion [garry]

Orel Puppington - Moral Orel

Scout - TF2

Enki - Fear & Hunger - Tag = #dark preist [enki]

Randal Jade - Dialtown - Tag = #hotline [randy]

Joseph Joestar - JJBA - Tag = #hermit purple [jojo]

Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100 - Tag = #greatest psychic of the 21st century [reigen]

OMORI/SUNNY - OMORI

Vegeta? - Dragon Ball

JFK - Clone High

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho - Tag = #american psycho [pat]

Sir Percedal of Sadlygrove - Wakfu - Tag = #zero to hero [dally]

Sir Aleksander Smithsonian of SoCal - TBN Brain thing - Tag = #sir aleksander smithsonian

Immortal Dragon Tatsu - Way of the House Husband - Tag = #immortal dragon [tatsu]

Otherkin

cicada - #cicada tag

robot - #robot tag

angel/divine - #angel tag

some sort of zombie or skeleton - #undead tag

wizards - #wizard tag

knights - #knight tag

cowboys - #cowboy tag

the rot - #rot tag

fish - #fish tag

nonspecific solluxes - #sollux captor

Miscellaneous

i like super marios this is my happy kinspace blog so - #super mario tag

tag for my reqs based on what i looked like - #i look like this

sprites for my HS kins - #sprite

#sollux talks #homestuck kin #homestuck canon call #canon call #kinblr

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swimfuel · 3 years

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okay humanstuck thoughts under the cut

i owe a lot of this to @/rhythmic-idealist's kankri/vantasposting bc holy shit theyve got such a big brain (ill link to their individual posts when im on desktop since im using this to keep all my thoughts straight and i agree with most of what they say wholeheartedly)

general status quo stuff:

signless works in an extremely demanding career involving helping others (i'm leaning towards an attorney who works with organizations and does pro bono work), and is also extensively involved in social justice work outside of his job... he is very rarely home

he loves and cares for his children deeply and tries to express it whenever they're face to face, but the couch in his cramped and messy office has seen far too much use over the years for him to have been able to say it enough

his habits of working himself to the point of exhaustion are handily passed down to his kids btw

the kids had to grow up quickly because signless was out of the house so often and so consistently—kankri, who was already pretty high-strung, has to learn to take care of himself and karkat

they grow up near ms firuzeh maryam, who's their pseudoaunt/grandma (she took in a nine year old kavana vantas when she was about twenty), but they just call her ms rosa

they spent a lot of time in the maryam house growing up, with miss rosa's two nieces. porrim is a year older than kankri, while kanaya and karkat are the same age

kankri grows kinda sensitive to people trying to mother him since it rubs against the notion that he's the "adult of the house" and that he can take care of himself and karkat just fine

(and it also kinda underlines the fact that kankri has no idea what he's doing at the best of times)

and ironically enough, kankri becomes overbearing and naggy towards karkat in his own right, which forestalls them becoming close in any brotherly sort of way

they grow up really just... unable to communicate with one another clearly

karkat develops his ornery exterior in response to kankri's constant stream of opinions and frantic attempts at making up for the presence of a guardian in the house

i think there would actually be some really interesting parallels with rose in this au.. maybe i'm drawing from my own experiences as well but i think he'd begin to assume that every time his brother opens his mouth, he's going to criticize karkat

but instead of reacting like rose with the "making yourself more of a puzzle"/passive aggressive stuff, he gets a more defensive/hackles raised/"argue with you before you can argue with me" approach

and the thing is that they do love each other and would take a bullet for the other etc etc etc.. but they don't know how to express it because they've fallen into these shitty patterns

and it really doesn't help that kankri has grown somewhat resentful of signless over the years... that mix of resentment and fear and love gets more extreme and more polar every time signless gets injured during a political demonstration

i think kankri and signless would also be slightly closer than karkat and signless, as signless' job really only started to ramp up when karkat was less than years old and kankri was in his early double digits

kankri autistic btw its word of god (i am god)

karkat has a pet crab. its name is also karkat. he vents his frustrations to it.

i feel like the vantases exemplify both the best and worst parts of their aspects with one another as well... the strength of their bonds keeps them together and grounded, but TOO grounded. [insert Blood rant here]

the Blood rant:

i define Blood as bonds, responsibility, and the "core". if Life is the fertile soil and everything living on a planet's surface, then Blood is the gravitational core of the planet keeping everything together

i also think Blood, Heart, & Mind work in tandem to define a person just as blood serves to connect the pieces of the human body... Heart is the soul and the self, Mind is the application of one's self through active choices (agency), while Blood defines both the self and the choices one makes in greater detail [and, as an aside, Life provides the physical spark of life needed to keep the heart pumping blood]

OKAY wow that got tangential anyways

SO BASICALLY! too much Blood makes you stagnate, so for example:

kankri is split between staying home with karkat or going to college across the country and being truly unbound for the first time in years

another crisis of Blood: signless is caught between his empathy and responsibility to the whole world and his responsibility to his own children

okay so here's more status quo stuff:

the maryam and vantas kids grow up together and its hilarious because you'll see them all together and its just like (girlboss) (girlboss) (physical manlet) (emotional manlet)

the maryam girls are actually miss rosa's nieces but she took them in when they were both pretty young

the pyropes know the vantases well enough considering pyrope senior and sign have known one another from their respective legal practices for years, but they live on the other side of town

the leijons lived in town when kankri and meulin were very young, but they moved and travelled for a long time before coming back and reestablishing their roots

the captors (psii being one of sign's oldest and closest friends) move into town with the peixes family pretty early on though

the condesce is.. a horrible spouse and guardian, to put it plainly. she's very emotionally manipulative and isn't averse to smacking people around, including her own family. she moves herself and her perfect little family into town so she can properly oversee a new business venture close by

feferi is one of the best young swimmers in the country and has a pretty good shot of getting onto the olympic team.. a lot of this drive to be perfect and to be better results from the condesce's unrelenting pressure and thinly veiled resentment throughout her whole life

so yeah psii, )(ic, feferi, and sollux all live together and it's really not great for anyone involved. (meenah ran away years ago, and crashed on aranea's couch for a pretty long while—mituna moved out with latula for college before psii and the condesce got married)

it gets bad to the point of sollux staying with the maryams for two months while the adults try to sort out that absolute clusterfuck and get the divorce proceedings going (meenah finally convinces feferi to get out and come stay with her and aranea for the duration as well)

in terms of relationships i think latula and porrim were really really close in high school, and probably had some kind of unacknowledged thing going on for a while that never actually turned into anything because latula and mituna were going steady

kankri has had a crush on latula for years but never acted on it for similar reasons

meenah still carries a lot of that give no fucks attitude (it's developed moreso as a defense mechanism here) and can't understand why feferi refuses to leave the condesce with her

okay back to VANTAS MANPAIN i also think that karkat feels the weight of a lot of expectations on his shoulders as well

he feels responsible to live up to the example his dad and his brother set, even if it's to his own detriment—and kankri's oblivious rambling about his grades and his teachers and all his clubs certainly aren't helping the matter

kankri is one of those overinvolved kids taking a million AP's while simultaneously shitting on the collegeboard at every single step

hes this super overachiever anal retentive perfectionist type dude and (just as karkat preemptively criticizes others to forestall their criticisms of him only to harshly criticize himself) kankri subconsciously holds the people around him to the same expectations he holds for himself

so karkat also develops this sense of lacking which, in combination with everything else, culminates in self loathing and thinking he has to solve everyone else's problems and getting horribly mad at himself for every little mistake

GOD i have a lot more but lemme post this before i accidentally close out of the app and lose it all

more little details:

vriska's mom and terezi's mom HATE each other like HATE HATE HATE one another it's so bad

karkat wrote a ten page review of my immortal in middle school

jade is one of nepeta's best online friends

sollux can't raise one eyebrow at a time.. karkat gives him so much grief about it

the vantases eat a lot of shitty renditions of persian dishes until karkat learns to cook because literally the only person in the world with a CHANCE of getting KANKRI VANTAS to make an EDIBLE DISH is miss rosa

kanaya is really good at persian dance too but is VERY VERY embarassed to perform in front of people.. however porrim definitely is not

karkat has insomnia while kankri just stays up stupidly late for assignments that really shouldnt be taken that seriously.. but they both have the same rumination/sleep anxiety thing where your brain goes insane with horrible and depressing scenarios as you try to sleep

and more ideas that i thought were interesting but idk how to fit in the context of this au:

signless and disciple getting married pretty late in life after having been in love for years, the vantases move in with the leijons and karkat suddenly has two sisters

nepeta and karkat are both juniors at this point, meulin is probably in her third year at a local college nearby while kankri is about to start his second year at a university pretty far away

the kids in general honestly but ill figure it out

more random hcs this time with kids:

kanaya and rose get into a flame war online that gradually settles into elaborate courtship rituals

also nepeta + jade online besties

also bec can inexplicably still teleport

the first sbahj movie comes out and the next six months of dave strider junior's high school career are absolute hell

actually hc that dave senior goes by d strider professionally. the d stands for a lot of things

aradia and dave frequent a lot of the same forums but never end up really interacting

meanwhile karkat and john frequent a lot of the same forums and DEFINITELY end up interacting. this turns into grudging (at least on karkat's part) friendship after they find themselves fighting for their lives defending an objectively shitty movie together on the same thread

#humanstuck #vantas family #.

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