#(jay girl was a whole new level of annoying she belongs in heck)

[pog-with-a-blog]

So like the accents in my canadian french playlist are so strong i literally can’t understand them sometimes (tu veh vwah / jeh peux lah fah / jeh teh vwah) and like. I speak french well enough to not understand someone because of their accent, not because I just don’t speak it well enough. C’est fuckin génial

#mp #mostly it's fine but sometimes #also that makes me feel so much better about not understanding alot of the french i heard when i visited canada #also canadian french is SO much less pretentious than french #it's like fuck your grammar #fuck your fancy french #fuck your argent #our money is bacon #and we pronounce je me te like that annoying girl from french one who needed to get her shit together #(the one who said je with the same vowel as pen not the same vowel as day) #(jay girl was a whole new level of annoying she belongs in heck) #(along with god dammit I'm rambling) #(along with the fucking bitch who pronounces un like une but not nasally) #(i know that was a less universal problem but fuck her) #(she also pronounced huit ad reet and oui as ree) #(all because our teacher had an accent and there was a sliiiight r sound at the beginning of those words) #(but 1. it was not NEARLY that strong and 2. everyone else was smart enough to know that was just a ms shipman thing) #(she was that same fuckin bitch who was like «I have the highest grade in the class so that means I'm the smartest person here») #(like bitch you still pronounce the -ent sit down) #/rant