#(thanks to: cowboy quinnintheclouds headspace-hotel and ankewehner for this post)

[incorrectdkphquotes]

dante: i would let a raccoon do surgery on me

dante: have you seen their little hands? those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

jude: you do realize where raccoons' little hands have been, right

adrian: is that the... only reason why you wouldn't let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

dante: come on! they're so well known for washing their hands that they're called "washing bears" in german! you don't have to worry about where their hands have been!

ariel: well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #(thanks to: cowboy quinnintheclouds headspace-hotel and ankewehner for this post) #source: tumblr #dante #jude #adrian #ariel