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#not a quote #dante #at all times

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The Fryfecta!

For some reason french fries keep coming up in Dumb Kids Playing Hero. So we have. The fryfecta.

Fun fact, frogfry was the first DKPH fanart I ever did!

2021

#not a quote #dkph art #YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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#not a quote #the dumb kids hiding from the yeerks

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richard: benny morphs into a bird and flies his truck out to the boat

danielle: what kind of bird can lift an entire pickup truck?

richard: a crane

#incorrect dkph #dkph #richard sent this to the discord server and august told me to post it to the blog so new tag #OOC #player quotes

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its me boy im the slug reacting to you live inside your brain

#not a quote #reblogging as is

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#not a quote #dante

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dante: did kel just tell me they love me?

benny: yes.

dante: and did i just do finger guns back?

benny: yeah, you did.

#incorrect quotes #dkph #dumb kids playing hero #dante #benny #source: new girl #okay but i'm pretty sure this is how it went

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solin: these andalite bandits fill my heart with some sort of new emotion i've never felt before. they make me feel warm and want to smile!

aximiri: solin, i think that's happiness.

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #the andalites have made it to incorrect quotes! #aximiri #solin #source: rvb

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dante: look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. can i walk you through a hypothetical?

benny: what did you do?

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #source: the falcon and the winter soldier #dante #benny

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benny: i’m admitting to having a problem, but i’m not going to do anything rash, like something about it.

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #benny

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[locked in a room together]

dante: ugh! now we’re gonna be stuck here for hours!

adrian: dante...

dante: don’t say you have to pee.

adrian:

adrian: i won’t SAY it...

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #dante #adrian #source: sam and cat #star child speaks

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benny: thank you all for joining me. what we have here is a fugitive situation. our man has been on the run for thirty minutes. also, our man is a dog.

benny: now i know what some of you are thinking, "who cares? it’s just a pet."

ariel: no one was thinking that, you monster!

benny: good. that was a test.

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #benny #ariel #adrian #adrian is the fugitive #source: B99

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dante: i’m hardcore, made of steel, and haven’t felt an emotion since 2004.

benny: i caught you crying over baby seals just two hours ago.

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #incorrect quotes #dante #benny #for anyone who wants to say 'but the show takes place in 2004' i know this #source: tumblr #someone get me the original post so i can properly credit

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benny: this is a mistake.

dante: a mistake that we're gonna laugh about one day.

benny: but not today.

dante: oh, no. today's gonna be a mess.

#incorrect quotes #dumb kids playing hero #dkph #benny #dante

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dreamed of an image macro with the top text I KNOW ALL THE STEPS & bottom text BUT POORLY over goofy looking animals

#not a quote #in order: #adrian #kel #(both the first one) #dante #benny #(are number two) #ariel #(number 3)

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ariel: so dante, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

dante: i'm a knife.

kel and benny in unison: he's the little spoon.

#dumb kids playing hero #dkph #ariel #dante #kel #benny #we're out here giving the shippers what they want today

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dante: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.

benny: wasn't ariel with you?

ariel: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

#incorrect quotes #dumb kids playing hero #dkph #dante #benny #ariel