#2kull daddy

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Papa III: “Are you amab or afab?” Why? You trying to figure out what type of holes I got? You trying to bang?

Papa II: I wish my brother would stop saying things like this! Nobody wants you!

#the band ghost #shitghosting #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #incorrect ghoutes #bis3xual disaster #2kull daddy

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Sister Imperator: If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car. Papa Emeritus II: Which brother? Sister Imperator: Papa Emeritus III. Papa Emeritus II: [walks away slowly]

#shitghosting #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #sister imperator #seestor #2kull daddy #bis3xual disaster #incorrect ghoutes

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Young Papa III: I guess the only downside to turning 18 is that you're no longer the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17.

Young Papa II: You fool. That was when my reign began.

#ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #shitghosting #incorrect quotes #incorrect ghoutes #bis3xual disaster #2kull daddy #he is the dancing queen. old and bitter.

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Young Papa III: Fratello! Fratello!

Papa I: What is it?

Young Papa III: There's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Young Papa II, on the bottom bunk: Fuck you.

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost bc #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus i #papa emeritus ii #shitghosting #incorrect quotes #incorrect ghoutes #foxy satan1c grandpa #2kull daddy #bis3xual disaster

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Papa III: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Papa II: Manslaughter it is, then.

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost bc #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #shitghosting #incorrect quotes #incorrect ghoutes #bis3xual disaster #2kull daddy

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A message from Papa Emeritus II

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost bc #shitghosting #papa emeritus ii #secondo #2kull daddy #refuse to use someone's correct pronouns? secondo has no choice but to pronouns you dead

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Papa II: Why do people always ask me if I'm okay when I'm lying on the floor? Yes I'm okay. I'm living my best life. Can't a man just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling, listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo? I'm having me time.

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost bc #shitghosting #papa emeritus ii #incorrect quotes #incorrect ghoutes #2kull daddy

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Papa II and Papa III, drunk, eating oranges

Papa III: It's crazy how nature pre-sliced oranges. It's like she wants us to eat them.

Papa II: But why would she make the inside so sweet and the outside so tough and bitter?

Papa III: Sort of like you.

Papa II: Fuck...am I an orange?

Papa I: Are you two drunk right now?

Papa III: Yeah, but it's still crazy about the oranges, right?

Papa II, tears streaming down his face: Fratello...I'm an orange.

#ghost #the band ghost #shitghosting #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #papa emeritus i #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #foxy satan1c grandpa #2kull daddy #bis3xual disaster

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Papa III: [playing the kazoo]

Papa II: Do you take requests?

Papa III: Sure!

Papa II: Stop.

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #shitghosting #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #incorrect quotes #source: the office #bis3xual disaster #2kull daddy

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my ghost brainrot has reached new lows (highs??). anyway i had a dream that i tried to make brownies and fucked up and i was like "im such a fucking failure at everything" and secondo showed up and was like "no. you may have failed at this task, you may have failed at many tasks, but you are not a failure." and when i woke up i was crying fr

#2kull daddy

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Young Papa III, psyching himself up in front of a mirror: You can do this, Terzo. Just tell Secondo you like men.

*later*

Papa II: You wanted to tell me something?

Papa III, panicking: You like men!

Papa II: Yes...

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #shitghosting #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #we stan two (2) queer satanic popes #and also copia and primo #none of the papas are straight is what im saying #this includes nihil #q word #2kull daddy #bis3xual disaster

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Papa II actually really loves kids, which surprises a lot of people because, well, it's him. He doesn't want any of his own though.

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost headcanons #papa emeritus ii headcanon #2kull daddy

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i'll try to expand on this later but it's 3am here and yeah

Papa II has clinical depression

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost headcanons #papa emeritus ii #papa emeritus ii headcanon #2kull daddy

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papa ii really said pls eat my ass satan

#ghost #the band ghost #papa emeritus ii #shitghosting #secondo is a service top/power bottom vers #and you can't convince me otherwise #2kull daddy

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i feel like papa ii would be a really good baker. like i know there's the headcanon (or is it actually canon, idk) that he can cook really well. but just imagine him making the most delicious, meticulously decorated cakes.

#ghost #the band ghost #ghost headcanons #papa emeritus ii #2kull daddy

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"papa ii loves abba but will deny it"

false. papa ii loves abba and is very open about the fact. he collects abba memorabilia . he has four pet snakes, all named after the members of abba. he's seen mamma mia! live multiple times. he went to the midnight premiere of mama mia 1 and 2, and then he saw them several more times. when the abba museum opened he made sure he was the first to get in.

#2kull daddy