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Funny Quote of the Day: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." - J. K. Rowling

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Funny Quote of the Day: "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near." - Helen Rowland

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." - Arthur Schopenhauer

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Funny Quote of the Day: "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." - Doug Larson

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[adoggyadog]

Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney

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Funny Quote of the Day: "He was a bold man that first ate an oyster." - Jonathan Swift

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once." - John Archibald Wheeler

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Funny Quote of the Day: "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." - Bill Hicks

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Funny Quote of the Day: "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I drink to make other people interesting." - George Jean Nathan

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