#Castlevania is almost 40 years old for crying out loud

[arcanemadman]

Netflixvania fans will hate Mariacard because one's 16 and the other's an adult after shipping and continuing to ship Trephacard, which has a teenager shipped with two adults

EDIT: Okay I know this isn't obvious but it needs to be said, Netflix Maria uses the design of 12 year old Maria, but she's actually 16. SOTN Maria is 17, which makes her a year older than Netflix Maria. If there was a 5 year time skip in the show, that would make Maria 21.

#castlevania #castlevania netflix #castlevania games #Maria Renard #Alucard #Adrien Fahrenheit Tepes #trevor belmont #sypha belnades #like seriously #even if Lisa and Drac got busy immediately he's be like 18 at most and thats after sleeping for a year #and in the games as soon as the four beat his dad up (friendly reminder that Grant exists) he goes to sleep until symphony of the night #SYPHA CALLS HIM A TEENAGER IN AN ADULTS BODY #I'm basically feeling there's a double standard in the fanbase here #it's hot when it's a guy but its gross when its a gal #or maybe it's just an excuse to bash fans of the game #“how DARE they pair these two together” they say about what has been the most popular castlevania pairing for the past 26 years #god I don't even give a shit about shipping stuff #I'm just sick of Netflixvania fans gate keeping the series #Castlevania is almost 40 years old for crying out loud #you're the new kids #there are people in their 40's and 50's that played these games as a child #I'm so tired man #I hate those bastards that cried “WOKE?!?!” that poisoned the well for the rest of us #I just want to watch an adaptation of Castlevania #why is that too much to ask #rant over #I'm going to bed