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Y/N: *let’s out an ungodly scream*

Paul: *comes running into the room* WHA- what’s wrong?

Y/N: there’s a spider right there!

Paul: *even louder ungodly scream*

#poor paulie #he can slamchoke a cop but killing a spider is just too scary #the lost boys paul #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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Paul, tears in his eyes, hugging his knees, afraid to move, about 78 pigeons chillin around him: ... the birds have unionised :(

#goddamn it marko keep your pets on the leash!!! they are scaring poor paulie :( #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #tlb #the lost boys #the lost boys paul

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Marko, a disgruntled little goblin looking up to the sky: STOP FORGIVING MY SINS I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE!!!!

#the lost boys marko #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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#no it wont #the lost boys marko #tlb #the lost boys #Enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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Y/N: where are the frog boys?

David: undergoing unscheduled rapid disassembly

Y/N: ... what?

*sounds of flesh tearing in the backround accompanied by marko's maniacal laughter*

#get them my lil gremlin #the lost boys marko #the lost boys david #tlb #the lost boys #frog brothers #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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Marko: i love pineapple pizza

Paul:

Dwayne:

David: you have about 30 seconds to unfuck yourself starting 28 seconds ago

#the lost boys #tlb #the lost boys david #the lost boys marko #the lost boys paul #the lost boys dwayne #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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being upside down, dizzy af

having GLASS vampire contacts, eyes going ouch ouch ouch

Kiefer Sutherland ‘yeah we are on a smoke break’

#what a king #look at his right hand keeping his skirt in proper place like some anime school girl #kiefer sutherland #the lost boys david #TLB #the lost boys #Enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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Paul: how do you lose a boyfriend in 10 words of less?

Marko, counting on his fingers how many words is in "would you still love me if i was a worm"

#i hate that quote #no i would not #you would be a worm and i would step on you it's called mercy kill #the lost boys marko #the lost boys paul #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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Y/N: you guys are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions!

Paul: yeah! :3

#he's proud of that one #shampoo companies didn't used to have instructions on the bottles but then this one kid came along and the rest is history #the lost boys paul #the lost boys #tlb #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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David: I put the pun in punishment.

Marko: I put the fun in funeral.

Dwayne: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Paul: I put the D in Y/N.

#well done boys #the lost boys marko #the lost boys paul #the lost boys david #the lost boys dwayne #tlb #the lost boys #Enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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David: Alright. let's think outside the box.

Paul: there is no box..?

#the lost boys david #the lost boys paul #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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Marko (in pauls part of the cave): hey i found some weed in here!!

YN: Fork found in a kitchen

#the lost boys marko #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #the lost boys paul

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Michael: i am SORRY i fainted when you showed me your titties. can we PLEASE move on?

David: ...

#the lost boys michael #the lost boys david #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #gay gay gay homosexual gay

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Michael, about David: he's bewitched me! mind, body and clitoris

#enaris brain goes brrrrrr #tlb #the lost boys #the lost boys david #the lost boys michael #gay gay gay homosexual gay

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Star snaps

The boys told you not to wander alone. But you just wouldn’t listen, huh?

Pairing: poly!lost boys x fem!reader

Warnings: blood, gore, near death experience, death, if you love Star you don’t wanna read this, no beta

You didn‘t know what was happening at first.

You were just walking down the beach with only the sound of crashing waves keeping you company. The boys left you a while ago to find a dinner so you had some time for yourself before they come back. Sure, it would be better to stay at Boardwalk, smarter too, but you just weren’t in the mood for carnival music and cloying scent of greesy food. David would give you an earful if he found out. Him and Dwayne always tell how dangerous this place is and to not leave Boardwalk by youself. It seems you were about to prove them right.

At first your brain couldn’t really comprehend why you are suddenly laying on the cold sand, staring at night sky. Then you realized someone was sitting on top of you, crushing you. The wavy brown hair and tinkling of glass beads clued you in.

„Star?“ you choked out in daze.

Her sharp fangs ripping into your throat sent a chill down your spine. She couldn’t be feeding on you, right? She hated the idea of becaming a vampire so why was she drinking your blood? You could hear the sound with discerning clarity. Gulp, gulp, gulp.

You pushed your hands against her shoulders to try and get her off but that only seemed to enrage her. She pressed herself closer to your body. Her palm pushed at your chest so hard you heard something crack. That’s when the true fear sat in.

„Star. Come on, calm down,“ you whispered. Trying to stay cool under the assault of deep seated pain that blossom in you.

She growled viciously and sank het teeth even deeper into your tender neck. With every passing second you could feel the panic rising as you heartbeat became louder and louder in your ears. Flight or fight instinct was a bitch when you knew neither would help in your current situation.

„Please. Star, you don’t wanna do this. Star!“

Dizziness started to set in. Was this it? Would you die like this? What about the boys? Would they be angry? At you? Star? Who would they really blame for this whole mess? You shouldn’t be by yourself, that was on you. And Star couldn’t help her urges. Would they forgive her? Would-

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David couldn’t remember the last time he panicked. Truly panicked. That primal unhinged emotion that made your heart race and brain shut down.

He just arrived at the Boardwalk with his pack in tow just to find you absent. They left you in front of the ice cream place but you weren’t there. He was about to order his boys to spread out and check your usual spots when he got a whiff of something sweet. Blood. Your blood.

Marko was the first one to snap out of his daze and bolted the way your scent was coming from with the rest of his brothers following close. Dwayne had to grab him, pull him back against his chest to keep him from pouncing on Star and making the whole thing worse. It would help no one to have two viscious vampires fighting so close to you. Paul stayed a bit behind. He whimpered at the sight of your mangled body, it made him sick.

David didn’t even properly register the scene infront of him before he grabbed Star by her hair. He took care not to move her too much, that would just damage you more.

„Star. Let go. Slowly,“ he growled, pushing her head a bit closer to your neck to unhook her fangs gently. The woman snarled in response. She tried to push back but he was like an immovable wall. „Star,“ he repeated and the threat was clear in his voice.

„Fuck! Just let her go Star!“ Marko trashed in Dwayne’s hold. Glowing yellow eyes staring murderously at the half vampire. He would kill her. If David wouldn’t do it, Marko will gladly tear her apart himself.

The seconds tciked by and David knew their time was running out. You were pale and unresponsive. Heartbeat alarmingly slow. While holding Star with one hand he sneaked the other around her jaw and broke it which earned him a pained scream from the women. Paul was there in a flash. He kept her hands away from you just in case she tried to fight for her meal. David moved her head upwards to pull her fangs from your flesh as gently as possible. As soon as she was off of you, he threw her down the beach. In that moment Dwayne released Marko and all hell broke loose. Marko went after Star like rage filled beast that was left out of it’s cage. „Don’t kill her,“ was all Dwayne had to offer before moving closer to you.

Dwayne dropped to his knees next to you but, much like Paul, was too afraid to even touch you. Paul was just standing close by, frantic and teary eyed. He was hugging himself like some scared child. „Are we really doing this?“ he asked but the answer was pretty clear. David gently cupped your face with his hands. By this point you were barely breathing. No way you could speak, much less give consent but that didn’t matter. Even if you didn’t want them to turn you, they would. David would choose pissed off vampire you before dead you any night.

„Marko! Get that bitch over here!“ David didn’t even look over to make sure Marko was doing as he was told and instead he hastily sliced his wrist to feed you his blood. What was presented to him seconds later could barely be described as a person but none of them seemed to care. Star deserved this. She refused to change, she refused to feed safely and now she had to pay for her mistakes. Marko didn’t show her mercy. In his mind she deserved none. By now her face was just a pulp of flesh with blood caked on top of it with matted hair sticking to it in clumps. There was a time when they would welcome her to the family but that sentiment died the moment she laid her claws on you.

Dwayne took over David’s position and gently placed your head on his lap to make it easier for you to swallow the blood. He smoothed down your hair, running his fingers through it to help you calm down as much as he was trying to comfort himself.

Paul was full on sobbing now but kept himself away from the scene. The smell of your blood, the gore, the smell of death drawing closer was getting for him. He couldn’t remember the last time he was this scared. The pure need to help but not knowing how was eating him from the inside. But David would fix this. He had to.

Marko moved closer to his taller brother. He wanted to support him but was too enraged to do anything useful. All that was running through his had were images of tearing the bitch apart. Hurting her some more but he knew she was need for your change. Fitting punishment for her transgression. She will die so you could live. It was fair.

David simply broke Star’s arms so she wouldn’t do anymore damage and pushed her throat close to your mouth. „Come on, love. Drink up. Be one of us.“

#how do you people come up with titles? #ginger snaps? really En? #tlb #the lost boys #the lost boys david #the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys paul #the lost boys marko #the lost boys x reader #Enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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today I learned digesting blood has laxative effects... so...

the boys have hard times after overeating???

vamp equivalent of lactose intolerance?

seriously don't know how to incorporate it into tlb lore but it should be there somewhere

#when paul mixes tons of bloodbags with cocaine and tacos #it's hell in the cave #the boys just try to get out of his way fast enough #the lost boys paul #the lost boys marko #the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys david #tlb #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #the lost boys